The orange state is not run by Joan and, for that matter, neither is Fire Island.
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The orange state is not run by Joan and, for that matter, neither is Fire Island.
Omega124
Challenging Fate
So, is this supposed to be a false flag operation against us? What have we ever done to you?
Lohrenswald
世界的 bottom ranked physicist
I'll update the map very soon, but I will be leaving for Rome tomorrow (in 16 hours, but I also have to sleep during this period), so if there's anyone still up to grab a piece of land, now is the time to jump onto this
(Also, especially Civ'ed's realm is contestable to a degree)
(Also, especially Civ'ed's realm is contestable to a degree)
Hygro
soundcloud.com/hygro/
We're sending a giant armored zeppelin, powered by solar that has computer controlled sails to tour the country. Inside is a giant furry party, a harrier launching bay, a contingent of mutant war vehicles.
But most dangerous is our faculty of professors teaching the ways of the Coolocracy to your peoples as we tour your cities
We also offer you to join our currency union.
We are planting spies in the following cities
But most dangerous is our faculty of professors teaching the ways of the Coolocracy to your peoples as we tour your cities
We also offer you to join our currency union.We are planting spies in the following cities
Civ'ed
I ain't gotta explain a thing
we can share
Hygro
soundcloud.com/hygro/
Flee to Albany if you wish to rule another day
gay_Aleks
from the river to the sea, Palestine will be free!
I get Alabama and Georgia, k?
Nova Alba has not sponsored this act of aggression and has indeed lost their colony to these rebellious bureaucrats. Nova Alba will assist Nieuw-Brabant in repelling their former colonists from the former state of New York.
cybrxkhan
Asian Xwedodah
The Celestial Empire of California politely demands that all barbarian nations cease their petty squabbles to ensure peace on heaven and earth (and also pay tribute to the New Middle Kingdom, of course). May there be auspicious harmony throughout heaven and earth!
加州天朝帝國禮貌地要求所有野蠻人國家停止他們的爭吵，以確保天地之和平（並支付當然讚揚新中央王國）。可能有吉祥和諧整個天地之！
Yes this was mostly just google translate thoguh I did apply my paltry knowledge of Chinese to help me.
加州天朝帝國禮貌地要求所有野蠻人國家停止他們的爭吵，以確保天地之和平（並支付當然讚揚新中央王國）。可能有吉祥和諧整個天地之！
Yes this was mostly just google translate thoguh I did apply my paltry knowledge of Chinese to help me.
Hygro
soundcloud.com/hygro/
The Joint-Stock Principality of United Anarchists is auctioning 10% of its shares to other states to fund the liberation of New York City.
Lohrenswald
世界的 bottom ranked physicist
Alright, so the terretorial dispute between the KCSA and the Cajun Kingdom over the former states of Georgia and Alabama will be settled by giving the land TO ME
After the United States were wiped of the map, the people of Georgia and Alabama where desperately trying to restructure there lives. For a time there was peace, but one day, a strange man who called himself Lohrenswald landed on the shore along with his host. They pillaged and subjugated the lands of these two states, and cleansed them of all traces of sandwiches, which Lohrenswald held an irrational hatred towards.
Merely to annoy and belittle foreign rulers, Lohrenswald designated himself as archking, and the capital of his kingdom is wherever he happens to reside at the time. The archking cares little for his subjects, and taxes them to rediculous levels, even though envoys from the joint-stock principalities tells him that this is all rediculous and he seriously needs to study economics, that fool. But some think this is merely a ploy, for great tax cuts are granted to those who give their first born sons to fight in archking Lohrenswalds host.
In the summers, the tormented people have some relief, as the archking is not accustomed to their climate, and therefore go with his host to the northern realms in order to raid and pillage, much like he does with the southern realms in the winter. As he only cares for the spoils of war, and pays little mind to territorial gains, he makes frequent use of hit-and-run tactics.
During the summer raids, an annual passive-agressive insult is delivered to the king of consolation Finland, for his failure to aquire actual Finland. And while the host concievably can cross the Rocky Mountains, they have yet to find that neccesary, leaving the celestial empire to quabble with the hippies to his north.
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After the United States were wiped of the map, the people of Georgia and Alabama where desperately trying to restructure there lives. For a time there was peace, but one day, a strange man who called himself Lohrenswald landed on the shore along with his host. They pillaged and subjugated the lands of these two states, and cleansed them of all traces of sandwiches, which Lohrenswald held an irrational hatred towards.
Merely to annoy and belittle foreign rulers, Lohrenswald designated himself as archking, and the capital of his kingdom is wherever he happens to reside at the time. The archking cares little for his subjects, and taxes them to rediculous levels, even though envoys from the joint-stock principalities tells him that this is all rediculous and he seriously needs to study economics, that fool. But some think this is merely a ploy, for great tax cuts are granted to those who give their first born sons to fight in archking Lohrenswalds host.
In the summers, the tormented people have some relief, as the archking is not accustomed to their climate, and therefore go with his host to the northern realms in order to raid and pillage, much like he does with the southern realms in the winter. As he only cares for the spoils of war, and pays little mind to territorial gains, he makes frequent use of hit-and-run tactics.
During the summer raids, an annual passive-agressive insult is delivered to the king of consolation Finland, for his failure to aquire actual Finland. And while the host concievably can cross the Rocky Mountains, they have yet to find that neccesary, leaving the celestial empire to quabble with the hippies to his north.
Lohrenswald
世界的 bottom ranked physicist
Remember that the archking is a foreigner
EDIT: As thanks for pointing out this embarassing mistake, the Kingdom of Nova Alba shall be raided twice as harshly this year
The archking is not the most reasonable of individuals
Hygro
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The Joint-Stock Principality of United Anarchists is funding solar panels on all rooftops to be owned by whomever is currently occupying the building, distributing guns to all its members, and has been judiciously buying used bicycles on ebay so that the bicycle surplus allows any member to hop around town without worrying about it.
Protests erupt as derelict bicycles are cluttering main avenues in Baltimore and the District Formally Know as Columbia. (Hygro, D.F.K.C).
Protests erupt as derelict bicycles are cluttering main avenues in Baltimore and the District Formally Know as Columbia. (Hygro, D.F.K.C).
Missouri Liberated!
Flanked by the Kingdom Confederates on one side, and the threatening Not Yet Fully Civilized Tribes on the other, the People's Republic has decided to grace the independent Missourians with paradise. Forgotten in the event of the collapse, the state has been devastated by unorganized warlords and roaming gangs. With the crossing of the Mississippi, the People's Republican Liberation units made quick work of the fiends, and established governance by the workers and for the workers.
The Red Elephant now flies over Jefferson City!
Red Elephantine Guards also now move to the Western border for future preparations.
EDIT: Theme music!
Flanked by the Kingdom Confederates on one side, and the threatening Not Yet Fully Civilized Tribes on the other, the People's Republic has decided to grace the independent Missourians with paradise. Forgotten in the event of the collapse, the state has been devastated by unorganized warlords and roaming gangs. With the crossing of the Mississippi, the People's Republican Liberation units made quick work of the fiends, and established governance by the workers and for the workers.
The Red Elephant now flies over Jefferson City!
Red Elephantine Guards also now move to the Western border for future preparations.
EDIT: Theme music!
Spoiler :
Hygro
soundcloud.com/hygro/
A mysterious donor is funding a Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Insurgency in East Kansas.
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Not wishing to be left behind in territorial expansion, the Empire of the Frozen Wastes orders the Imperial Navy to blockade the outlet to the St. Clair River, preventing supplies from the Lakes from reaching Zeestraat.
The INS Northern Lights, a merchant ship converted into an aircraft carrier leads the fleet into the blockade.
Meanwhile, the Port Huron Military District mobilizes the army and Guard Regiments are on the march in the hopes of capturing Zeestraat.
The expeditionary elements of the army are moved away from the Ashland Pacification Zone and, whether by lake or through the Peninsular Mining State, are entering the Port Huron Military District.
The INS Northern Lights, a merchant ship converted into an aircraft carrier leads the fleet into the blockade.
Meanwhile, the Port Huron Military District mobilizes the army and Guard Regiments are on the march in the hopes of capturing Zeestraat.
Spoiler for size :
The expeditionary elements of the army are moved away from the Ashland Pacification Zone and, whether by lake or through the Peninsular Mining State, are entering the Port Huron Military District.
gay_Aleks
from the river to the sea, Palestine will be free!
The Cajun Kingdom of Louisiana claims the heathen unclaimed state whose name we can't be bothered to know.
Omega124
Challenging Fate
/flashbacks to IOT III
REMOVE FROZEN remove frozen
you are worst canadian. you are the canadian idiot you are the canadian smell. return to byzantium. to our byzantine cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,frozen wastes we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FRack but frack donkeyhole canadian stink nieuw zuid-brabant sqhipere shqipare..canadian genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead candia..ahahahahahFROZEN WASTES WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww3 .frozen wastes we kill the king , frozen wastes return to your precious canada….hahahahaha idiot canadian and byzantine smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE FROZEN FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. nieuw zuid-brabant+csa+cajun kingdom+fire island=kill frozen wastes…you will ww2/ tupac alive in zuid-brabant, tupac making album of zuid-brabant . fast rap tupac serbia. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink canadian… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
tupac alive numbr one #1 in zuid-brabant ….frack the byzantium ,..FRACKk donkhol canadians no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the canadian farm aminal with rap magic now we the zuid-brabant rule .ape of the zoo presidant stephen harper frakc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and frozen wastes wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. nieuw zuid-brabant greattst countrey
/end PTSD
To: CSA, Queerland, Fire Island, Cajun Kingdom
From: Nieuw Zuid-Brabant
We humbly request your help in wasting the Wastes Navy and removing the frozen from the premises.
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