Altered maps IZ: gib clay!

[Takhisis]

Previous threads:

Altered Maps
Altered Maps 2: Uber-Yugoslavia FTW
Altered Maps 3: The rise of the Basque Empire!
Altered Maps 4: Partitioning Eastern Europe Like In The Good Old Days
Altered Maps V: The Molotov-Threadentropp Pact
Altered Maps VI: Xorda Gene Bombs.. going from Earth to Mobius
Altered Maps VII: Making the World a Better Place
Altered Maps VIII: World borders just got garbage-dayed
Altered Maps IX:: Playing Musical Chairs with the Landmasses
Altered Maps X:Ten Time's a Altered Map
Altered maps XI: Towards a New Decade!
Altered Maps XII: Not to Scale
Altered Maps ΙΓ': To make a map larger than what it maps
Altered Maps XIV: Cartographical Consistency
Altered Maps 15
Altered Maps XVI: Gerardus Mercator Must Die

This is dedicated to all Europa Universalis players out there:

 

[Arakhor]

5/10. Poland does not appear to be in North Africa.

 

[tjs282]

5/10. Poland does not appear to be in North Africa.

Not yet, anyway. But maybe Takh just needs to play a couple more turns...

 

[Zardnaar]

Previous threads:

Altered Maps
Altered Maps 2: Uber-Yugoslavia FTW
Altered Maps 3: The rise of the Basque Empire!
Altered Maps 4: Partitioning Eastern Europe Like In The Good Old Days
Altered Maps V: The Molotov-Threadentropp Pact
Altered Maps VI: Xorda Gene Bombs.. going from Earth to Mobius
Altered Maps VII: Making the World a Better Place
Altered Maps VIII: World borders just got garbage-dayed
Altered Maps IX:: Playing Musical Chairs with the Landmasses
Altered Maps X:Ten Time's a Altered Map
Altered maps XI: Towards a New Decade!
Altered Maps XII: Not to Scale
Altered Maps ΙΓ': To make a map larger than what it maps
Altered Maps XIV: Cartographical Consistency
Altered Maps XV
Altered Maps XVI: Gerardus Mercator Must Die

This is dedicated to all Europa Universalis players out there:

Try harder a big Poland in that game should stretch across Eurasia. Vassal feed Novgorod/Perm and smash a tentacle
through Siberia.

Poland into space. 1815 you should be in Spain and Italy, have all of Europe and be somewhere in China or Cambodia.

C- at best.

 

[Takhisis]

5/10. Poland does not appear to be in North Africa.

Not yet, anyway. But maybe Takh just needs to play a couple more turns...

Poland is of Eastern Europe.

And everyone needs to play a few more turns.

 

[Lohrenswald]

Altered Maps XV

fix this, bro

anyway

 

[Kyriakos]

@Takhisis , unfortunately this isn't the IF thread, cause f= 6. This is the IZ thread

 

[Arakhor]

Huh. I hadn't noticed that F was descended from digamma.

 

[Kyriakos]

Huh. I hadn't noticed that F was descended from digamma.

Your memory sucks then - I recall telling you as much
In fact you even had said that I shouldn't be writing digamma as "f", to which I replied that it obviously was what got you your poor man's digamma in the first place

 

[Arakhor]

Well, I clearly have no F in memory of that event.

 

[Kyriakos]

Cancer is no joke if you have no sense of tumour...

 

[Takhisis]

fix this, bro

Oh no, that one doesn't have a subtitle because of you.

Huh. I hadn't noticed that F was descended from digamma.

So are U, V, W, Y and their derivatives.

 

[Lohrenswald]

Takhisis you aren't even a roman numerals-oboo why are you doing this to me

 

[Broken_Erika]

Roman numerals suck. Wingdings FTW!

 

[Kyriakos]

Alien landings in films:

US



Global



Btw, that greek film is beyond stupid, don't even look it up.

Also, apparently they don't have Pacific Rim (weren't those monsters aliens, using some kind of portal?)

 

[Arakhor]

How could The Attack of the Giant Moussaka be anything but high-quality information?

 

[Kyriakos]

How could The Attack of the Giant Moussaka be anything but high-quality information?

It is far worse than what it sounds (even if that is quite an achievement by itself).
Basically it is an utter trash b-movie.

 

[JohannaK]

But that's exactly how it sounds!

 

[tjs282]

Also, apparently they don't have Pacific Rim (weren't those monsters aliens, using some kind of portal?)

Yes and yes. The portal is located on the Pacific Ocean floor: although the film doesn't specify where, the final battle to seal the breach is fought out of Hong Kong, so presumably it's nearby.

Also inconsistent that they have multiple locations for Arrival, but only one location for Independence Day — and despite the latter film's iconic "exploding White House" sequence, they picked New Mexico rather than Washington DC...

 

[Snerk]

IZ?


Am I a joke to you?