Altered Maps 15

[Takhisis]

So you're restoring the pre-WWI border between Romania and Hungary, then giving Romania to the Bulgarian Knyazhestvo of the House of Tolnović?

 

[danjuno]

It's a deal.

 

[gay_Aleks]

So you're restoring the pre-WWI border between Romania and Hungary, then giving Romania to the Bulgarian Knyazhestvo of the House of Tolnović?

With the bonus that they get to keep the vampires and take care of them.

 

[Arakhor]

Tolni, we will support your claiming Kosovo if you cede us the southwest corner of Macedonia, so that our eastern border is a curve, rather than a right angle.

We'd also like the Montenegran coastline (only), so that we share an Adriatic border with the Nova Romans.

 

[Takhisis]

I *almost* feel I should go into exile and claim the Srbijan throne, but I'll have fun enough when that dastardly Norseman and whoever takes Russia tries to be stronger than Isämaa.

 

[gay_Aleks]

Tolni, we will support your claiming Kosovo if you cede us the southwest corner of Macedonia, so that our eastern border is a curve, rather than a right angle.

We'd also like the Montenegran coastline (only), so that we share an Adriatic border with the Nova Romans.

Only if you proclaim Fallout to be the greatest video game ever made and make Johnny Guitar your national anthem.

Such is the price of beauty.

 

[Takhisis]

Careful with that! NovaKart, who is impersonating cybrxkhan, has told me that Fallout is not as good as that Elder Scrolls series. Those heretics must be dealt with!

 

[Arakhor]

Only if you proclaim Fallout to be the greatest video game ever made and make Johnny Guitar your national anthem.

Naturally, we'll have to translate them into Greek first and there will need to be a transitional period, but I think we could come to some sort of arrangement.

 

[Takhisis]

Translate into Greek? That's always an excellent idea.

 

[gay_Aleks]

Those poor souls, existing without any knowledge of Fallout!

 

[Takhisis]

I said Heretics, not Pagans! Learn to distinguish between the types of enemies of our Faith! The CFC Bulgar Orthodox Church has been studying these faithless abominations for minutes now! They have the Knowledge of Fallout. They just reinterpret it and follow other so-called Games, thereby risking falling further down, from Heresy into…

*dramatically timed lightning bolt and organ music*

Apostasy!

 

[cybrxkhan]

We worship Xwedodah above all. Though the glory of the Elder Scrolls, and, to a lesser extent, that of Fallout, is important, it is generally irrelevant compared to the holy Xwedodah which saves souls and destroys darkness and the Lie.

 

[Kyriakos]

Fallout? I somewhat know of WH40K.
Meh, way too many dystopias to keep track of. This must be the planet earth.

 

[Takhisis]

Wilful Paganism. You and your sinful souls must be… cleansed.

 

[Arakhor]

Don't worry. Kyriakos. You're a native of Old Greece, before the ministrations of Agios Alexios took hold. You don't need any more dystopias on which to concentrate.

 

[Kyriakos]

^Innit.

At least some continent-spanning dystopias are by now more moribund than a half-mummified crippled dog.

 

[Omega124]

>Everyone discussing video games
>People not accepting the love of Fire Emblem and Lucina

Such degeneracy

 

[cybrxkhan]

>Everyone discussing video games
>People not accepting the love of Fire Emblem and Lucina

Such degeneracy

Are they siblings? If not, then it is not Xwedodah, and therefore not holy, and therefore degenerate and full of the Lies and Darkness that give birth to demons, witches, and all sorts of terrible things.

 

[Takhisis]

Fallout > TES.

So, where are our map pictures?

 

[Lohrenswald]

I don't enjoy it when you're just going for terretories and borders that have existed in the past

Did I miss anything, though?

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