Ask A Bulgarian

[cybrxkhan]

Neither. All of them are miserable Balkan folks, and I am already one as since as I was born.

'tis alrighte, for thov canst looketh backe to thy historie, and remembereth yonder goode times, vvhen thy people strvcketh feare into the heartes of men

*wert

I thanketh thee, Sir Takhisis, for correctinge mine errore.

 

[gay_Aleks]

The only difference between Bulgaria and Syria is that we're too poor to afford AK-47s and RPGs.

 

[Kyriakos]

There aren't any landmines. It is actually a euphemism for something like 'sea anemones', but dug inside the dirt, and they kill and suck the life out of anything walking above them.

I think it is high time you realise that the alien invasion has been going for quite some time now. Diverting attention to supposed 'economic crisis' is a well-tested method to keep the western plebs away from the truth they can't handle...

(And that refugee did not compare Bulgaria to Syria (lol). She likely said Sirius -the star system).

 

[gay_Aleks]

Sometimes I think that nobody posts in OT while sober.

 

[Kyriakos]

Sometimes I think that nobody posts in OT while sober.

Sure, keep pretending.
You can't save them, you know.

 

[Takhisis]

'tis alrighte, for thov canst looketh backe to thy historie, and remembereth yonder goode times, vvhen thy people strvcketh feare into the heartes of men

That was Alexander the Great.

I thanketh thee, Sir Takhisis, for correctinge mine errore.

You are welcome.

The only difference between Bulgaria and Syria is that we're too poor to afford AK-47s and RPGs.

And that Syrians are Mulsims who insist on not drinking, and that Bulgarians have far better heavy metal music. And Lukanka.

Sometimes I think that nobody posts in OT while sober.

That applies to 100% of the CFCers you know in person, right?

 

[gay_Aleks]

That, of course, ignores the fact I know exactly 0% CFCers in person, mainly due to living on the wrong side of the wrong continent.

 

[Tahuti]

That, of course, ignores the fact I know exactly 0% CFCers in person, mainly due to living on the wrong side of the wrong continent.

Hygro, you are needed in Bulgaria!

 

[gay_Aleks]

Well, if ever he rises to such prominence that he gives tours in random Eastern European countries, I'd be glad to visit one of them and then brag to my friends "Hey, I knew Hygro before it was cool!".

 

[Takhisis]

We should totally get together in Bulgaria. I could rule it with an iron fist!

That, of course, ignores the fact I know exactly 0% CFCers in person, mainly due to living on the wrong side of the wrong continent.

You do not know yourself?

 

[gay_Aleks]

Not in face. I avoid mirrors. Evil things.

 

[Takhisis]

Is that a Bulgarian superstition?

 

[Borachio]

Imagine looking in a mirror and seeing no one there! Just imagine it!

On the other hand, I looked in my car mirror only this evening and saw no one there.

Hmm. This conundrum needs sorting, I think.

 

[Tahuti]

Well, if ever he rises to such prominence that he gives tours in random Eastern European countries, I'd be glad to visit one of them and then brag to my friends "Hey, I knew Hygro before it was cool!".

Actually, I can say that. You not so much. Meeting Hygro in real-life has become cool you see. Unless you meet him in a time in which it becomes old-fashioned.

 

[gay_Aleks]

Is that a Bulgarian superstition?

That was a thin joke that I would see my ugly face. Too thin, it appears.

 

[Tahuti]

Is that a Bulgarian superstition?

If you look into a mirror and say 'Hello' in English but with a Bulgarian accent, somebody will die, painfully.

 

[gay_Aleks]

Yes, and their wallet and credit card and all technological wonders will turn into currency which will be spend in various ways that will start a vicious cycle.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

What would Bulgaria do with Greece if it annexed it during the Second World War?

Link to video.

 

[FriendlyFire]

The only difference between Bulgaria and Syria is that we're too poor to afford AK-47s and RPGs.

What happen to the land of happiness and sumptuous luxuries ?
Also those Kebabs are massive, is that normal for Bulgaria,. its like they wanted to make Greek Gyro but also Turkish Kebab at the same time.


Link to video.



The communist, crime and corruption story is all too familiar.


Link to video.

 

[gay_Aleks]

The land of luxuries got stolen, sold, then re-sold, and then bought at a garage sale.