Cuthillius
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Aspiring Rapper's MAFIA- Game Thread
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Cuthillius
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He wasn't paying any attention to what we were saying and didn't look like he really cared about winning the game.
Zack
99% hot gas
Where's edse now? Come in and taunt us some more for your fading victory in a game that's far from over.
Cuthillius
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well it's kinda over
Backwards Logic
Emperor Palpatine
Except I'm town...
Yesterday's lynch was on two townies, meaning the scum likely spread out their votes. KingMorgan's vote I felt was odd on Glossy, I expected him to be on me. Edse as scum makes sense if he was waiting for some sort of agreement from the rest of the scum as to who to kill, but I'm so sure.
Clearly I was wrong, but until my reveal I half expect everyone to rub it in my face anyway as if I am scum.
vote: KingMorgan. Legato/Lohr/chox perhaps, though I could still see Cuth or Zack in there in place of one or two. I thought for sure glossy was scum so now I'm at a total loss.
I don't expect to be around once I'm done with work as the hammer will probably be reached, but this is likely my last post. Vanilla townie signing out.
Yesterday's lynch was on two townies, meaning the scum likely spread out their votes. KingMorgan's vote I felt was odd on Glossy, I expected him to be on me. Edse as scum makes sense if he was waiting for some sort of agreement from the rest of the scum as to who to kill, but I'm so sure.
Clearly I was wrong, but until my reveal I half expect everyone to rub it in my face anyway as if I am scum.
vote: KingMorgan. Legato/Lohr/chox perhaps, though I could still see Cuth or Zack in there in place of one or two. I thought for sure glossy was scum so now I'm at a total loss.
I don't expect to be around once I'm done with work as the hammer will probably be reached, but this is likely my last post. Vanilla townie signing out.
Cuthillius
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how is chox scum literally ever
how is that two scum wagons literally ever
how are you town literally ever
how is that two scum wagons literally ever
how are you town literally ever
Zack
99% hot gas
Good game, bl.
Lohrenswald
世界的 bottom ranked physicist
Vote: Backwards Logic
Legato Endless
Prince
Vote: Backwards Logic
I believe that's hammer then. Fastest day ever.
I believe that's hammer then. Fastest day ever.
Askthepizzaguy
Know the Dark Side
Hammer has been reached!
Writeup incoming!
Writeup incoming!
Askthepizzaguy
Know the Dark Side
Day Eight
As the blue crew convened for what might have been their last meeting, they found themselves in the midst of in an epic rap battle. Zackbeard, the rappingest pirate of all time, began tearing down Legato Capone. Cap'n Morgan joined in to back up Zackbeard, while "Lucky" Luciahrenswald laid down some smack in Legato's corner. Then others joined in for a freestyling free-for-all.
Zackbeard:
"I come strapped with six pistols and a dagger
Walk under the black flag with a scallywag swagger!
Ain't no parrot on my shoulder and no rings in my ear
I'm an irate pirate, real swashbuckling buccaneer!
Beef with me? Please! I'm the high seas Caesar!
My cold heart is many degrees beneath the deep freezer!
You're an obese greasy sleaze squeezing a diseased peter
That no skeezer would touch if she had fifty foot tweezers!
Don't start a war with me! You're not hard core!
I'll pimp-slap those face scars of yours, port and starboard!
You spent time in Alcatraz, I'm sure you were fine
If you dropped the soap as little as you drop dope rhymes!"
Legato Capone:
"I'm a busy man, Captain Crunch, I'll make this quick
I'm ruining pirates faster than Johnny Depp did!
I had syphilis yeah, well you're a huge prick
With a scurvy ridden ship filled with bilge rat pricks!
I run an intricate criminal syndicate, so show respect
Or get that tongue ripped out your neck and shoved right up your poop deck!"
Lucky Luciahrenswald:
"Been slappin' punkass teachers back since I was 14
You ain't a tough guy, my kids dress up like you for Halloween!
I'll use that fuse in your hat to light up you and your buddies
And burn your sailboat down and collect the insurance money!"
Legato Capone:
"Then maybe they'll find your bloated body dead and washed up on the beach
This is Capone rapping and I'm capping this captain, Capisce?"
Cap'n Morgan:
"The Valentine massacre brought you condemnation
But I'm gonna sink you faster than your income tax evasion!
When I toss you overboard like a mob abomination
So prepare to learn the Davy Jones Locker combination!
Forty cannon on the Queen Anne, your gang can't stop it!
I'll pilfer all your rum and sell it back at a profit!
Cause I'm a criminal legend with a badass name
You're a fat thug with an STD in his brain!"
Lucky Luciahrenswald:
"C'mon, they chopped your head off and they hung it from a rope
The only legend you left was your prohibition on soap!
I mean that rat nest beard's trapped so many crumbs
This bum could get marooned and still eat lunch for a month!"
Legato Capone:
"I'm the emcee assassin slash like Edward Kenway!
Rap so hard call me Al...dente!
Take your little sloop John B and go home
Tell em Cap'n Morgan and Zackbeard got Ca-pwned!"
Backwards Sidious:
"All right listen up rebel scum, Palpatine in the hizzle
I'll blast you with force lightning till you start to sizzle
So I hear you think I'm evil and I'm downright imperious
You got beef with killing planets, like it's something serious?
I'm the master of the dark side and I'm very mysterious
But if you didn't see me coming, then you're stupid delirious
I'm pale white decrepit and old, I got a cloak full of evilness
I've slain all the jedi just for the thrilling experience
I play the republic senate just like they're total idiots
I told Anakin he could save his wife by murdering children
And would you believe that stupid fool actually killed 'em?
I have a fascination with dark robes and I'm hella fastidious
I'll go order 66 on your punkass, my name is Darth Sidious"
Choxillionaire:
"Hey ease up, honky, or somebody's gonna get hurt
Instead of wearing muumuus, why not try on a shirt?
I'm sure you line all the pockets of the hip hop police
Stormtroopers cryin' "favor us master with a pay increase"
Did you train them how to aim? Because they're a disgrace
When you killed that jedi Mace, how'd you fry your own face?
You ain't hardcore, you're a joke, but you don't even make me laugh
After you trained up Darth Maul that poseur got sliced in half
And what was that other loser Dooku, looks like Bernie Madoff?
Tried to kill an emo Jedi, got his hands and his head cut off
Then your next apprentice got all his limbs cut off too
And left to burn and die were it not for a medic crew
And when you tried to turn his son, he got himself beat
And then you couldn't kill either one, still you think you're elite?
Your troops couldn't catch two droids hanging by the space docks
And your finest legion got their butts kicked by a handful of ewoks
And before you could fix your ugly face with a thousand skin grafts
You got tossed out like the trash down your own station's shafts"
Uncouth Lion:
"Shut up choxxy fool, actin' like you're ridin' dirty
You're not foolin' anyone, because you're white and nerdy
Your rhymes are worth less than a small order of fries
Act like a millionaire, can't even afford to super-size!"
Young Eedzy:
"Back off little Simba, you ain't the lion king
I'll kill your daddy and make you kiss my rings
You smell like Pumbaa and you're built like Timon
But this ain't kiddie hour or an animated cartoon
If it were, I'd be the roadrunner, well beyond your grasp
You'd think you were wily, but you'd just be wastin' your cash
Truth is you're like a certain hunter, just hunting for sport
But you couldn't bust a rhyme or come up with the slightest retort
You're even dumber than Daffy, Gettin' even more shot up than Las-Z
You're not da bomb you're a dud, and even more Elmer than Fudd"
Murs Khalifa:
"Back in your crib, young baby, rhymes aren't sick they just lazy
And your whinin' all the time just be drivin' me crazy
Step off short man, and I'm telling you why
I'm a towering presence near the coast of Dubai
I'm the greatest in the world, and this is my story
Tell it to you atop my 148th floor observatory
You're all pretenders to my throne, just kids in the halls
All you wannabe gangsters can suck on my emirati balls
I've got more money than Allah, and this ain't no joke
I could buy the corporations that own Pespi and Coke
My rhymes are super ill and I'm always super chill
I got a 7 story yacht and blessed with looks that could kill
So Zackbeard and crew, tell me what do you think -"
Zackbeard:
"If I could get a word in edgewise, I'd say that your rhymes stink."
Zackbeard:
"What do you think, El Capone, shall we "coup" the "de grace"?
Tell the truth, I'm tired of having to look at this Eedzy guy's face."
*BANG*
Young Eedzy has been slain! He was a member of the Blue Crew!
Legato Capone:
"I have to agree, but your idea needs some refinin'
Because I think we should also get rid of that guy, Uncouth Lion."
*BANG*
Uncouth Lion has been slain! He was a member of the Blue Crew!
Lucky Luciahrenswald:
"Ah, but isn't this one more or less just one gigantic eye-sore?"
*BANG*
Murs Khalifa has been slain! He was a member of the Blue Crew!
Cap'n Morgan:
"Just one more to go, and without further ado
Time to carve myself a watermelon and make zombie stew..."
Zackbeard:
"I'd say that's GG, Gs."
The rest of the Red Crew nodded. And so Legato, Zackbeard, and Lucky thanked thier informant, Cap'n Morgan, and welcomed him into the greatest crew of rappers on the Souf side. And they rolled off in Big Money B's prized bulletproof hummer H2, with Zack's epic beard flowing out the back window, off into the sunset. For they had just accomplished the epicest of sweeps. Yea, verily, they would rest atop a mountain of cash, secure in the knowledge that they were by far the four most badass rappers ever to walk this Earf.
THE END
FLAWLESS MAFIA VICTORY
Still rhyming: (4/27)
Cap'n Morgan
Legato Capone
Lucky Luciahrenswald
Zackbeard
Fallen Homies:
(Everyone else!)
Full role descriptions, spoilers, and commentary to come, but right now I'm cooking a Valentine's Day dinner for my lovely wife, so let's start the postgame celebration, *****es!!!!
As the blue crew convened for what might have been their last meeting, they found themselves in the midst of in an epic rap battle. Zackbeard, the rappingest pirate of all time, began tearing down Legato Capone. Cap'n Morgan joined in to back up Zackbeard, while "Lucky" Luciahrenswald laid down some smack in Legato's corner. Then others joined in for a freestyling free-for-all.
Zackbeard:
"I come strapped with six pistols and a dagger
Walk under the black flag with a scallywag swagger!
Ain't no parrot on my shoulder and no rings in my ear
I'm an irate pirate, real swashbuckling buccaneer!
Beef with me? Please! I'm the high seas Caesar!
My cold heart is many degrees beneath the deep freezer!
You're an obese greasy sleaze squeezing a diseased peter
That no skeezer would touch if she had fifty foot tweezers!
Don't start a war with me! You're not hard core!
I'll pimp-slap those face scars of yours, port and starboard!
You spent time in Alcatraz, I'm sure you were fine
If you dropped the soap as little as you drop dope rhymes!"
Legato Capone:
"I'm a busy man, Captain Crunch, I'll make this quick
I'm ruining pirates faster than Johnny Depp did!
I had syphilis yeah, well you're a huge prick
With a scurvy ridden ship filled with bilge rat pricks!
I run an intricate criminal syndicate, so show respect
Or get that tongue ripped out your neck and shoved right up your poop deck!"
Lucky Luciahrenswald:
"Been slappin' punkass teachers back since I was 14
You ain't a tough guy, my kids dress up like you for Halloween!
I'll use that fuse in your hat to light up you and your buddies
And burn your sailboat down and collect the insurance money!"
Legato Capone:
"Then maybe they'll find your bloated body dead and washed up on the beach
This is Capone rapping and I'm capping this captain, Capisce?"
Cap'n Morgan:
"The Valentine massacre brought you condemnation
But I'm gonna sink you faster than your income tax evasion!
When I toss you overboard like a mob abomination
So prepare to learn the Davy Jones Locker combination!
Forty cannon on the Queen Anne, your gang can't stop it!
I'll pilfer all your rum and sell it back at a profit!
Cause I'm a criminal legend with a badass name
You're a fat thug with an STD in his brain!"
Lucky Luciahrenswald:
"C'mon, they chopped your head off and they hung it from a rope
The only legend you left was your prohibition on soap!
I mean that rat nest beard's trapped so many crumbs
This bum could get marooned and still eat lunch for a month!"
Legato Capone:
"I'm the emcee assassin slash like Edward Kenway!
Rap so hard call me Al...dente!
Take your little sloop John B and go home
Tell em Cap'n Morgan and Zackbeard got Ca-pwned!"
Backwards Sidious:
"All right listen up rebel scum, Palpatine in the hizzle
I'll blast you with force lightning till you start to sizzle
So I hear you think I'm evil and I'm downright imperious
You got beef with killing planets, like it's something serious?
I'm the master of the dark side and I'm very mysterious
But if you didn't see me coming, then you're stupid delirious
I'm pale white decrepit and old, I got a cloak full of evilness
I've slain all the jedi just for the thrilling experience
I play the republic senate just like they're total idiots
I told Anakin he could save his wife by murdering children
And would you believe that stupid fool actually killed 'em?
I have a fascination with dark robes and I'm hella fastidious
I'll go order 66 on your punkass, my name is Darth Sidious"
Choxillionaire:
"Hey ease up, honky, or somebody's gonna get hurt
Instead of wearing muumuus, why not try on a shirt?
I'm sure you line all the pockets of the hip hop police
Stormtroopers cryin' "favor us master with a pay increase"
Did you train them how to aim? Because they're a disgrace
When you killed that jedi Mace, how'd you fry your own face?
You ain't hardcore, you're a joke, but you don't even make me laugh
After you trained up Darth Maul that poseur got sliced in half
And what was that other loser Dooku, looks like Bernie Madoff?
Tried to kill an emo Jedi, got his hands and his head cut off
Then your next apprentice got all his limbs cut off too
And left to burn and die were it not for a medic crew
And when you tried to turn his son, he got himself beat
And then you couldn't kill either one, still you think you're elite?
Your troops couldn't catch two droids hanging by the space docks
And your finest legion got their butts kicked by a handful of ewoks
And before you could fix your ugly face with a thousand skin grafts
You got tossed out like the trash down your own station's shafts"
Uncouth Lion:
"Shut up choxxy fool, actin' like you're ridin' dirty
You're not foolin' anyone, because you're white and nerdy
Your rhymes are worth less than a small order of fries
Act like a millionaire, can't even afford to super-size!"
Young Eedzy:
"Back off little Simba, you ain't the lion king
I'll kill your daddy and make you kiss my rings
You smell like Pumbaa and you're built like Timon
But this ain't kiddie hour or an animated cartoon
If it were, I'd be the roadrunner, well beyond your grasp
You'd think you were wily, but you'd just be wastin' your cash
Truth is you're like a certain hunter, just hunting for sport
But you couldn't bust a rhyme or come up with the slightest retort
You're even dumber than Daffy, Gettin' even more shot up than Las-Z
You're not da bomb you're a dud, and even more Elmer than Fudd"
Murs Khalifa:
"Back in your crib, young baby, rhymes aren't sick they just lazy
And your whinin' all the time just be drivin' me crazy
Step off short man, and I'm telling you why
I'm a towering presence near the coast of Dubai
I'm the greatest in the world, and this is my story
Tell it to you atop my 148th floor observatory
You're all pretenders to my throne, just kids in the halls
All you wannabe gangsters can suck on my emirati balls
I've got more money than Allah, and this ain't no joke
I could buy the corporations that own Pespi and Coke
My rhymes are super ill and I'm always super chill
I got a 7 story yacht and blessed with looks that could kill
So Zackbeard and crew, tell me what do you think -"
Zackbeard:
"If I could get a word in edgewise, I'd say that your rhymes stink."
Suddenly, Backwards Sidious fell to the ground, dead.
He had been stabbed in the face with his own lightsaber.
Backwards Sidious has been slain!
He had been stabbed in the face with his own lightsaber.
Backwards Sidious has been slain!
Spoiler :
Zackbeard:
"What do you think, El Capone, shall we "coup" the "de grace"?
Tell the truth, I'm tired of having to look at this Eedzy guy's face."
*BANG*
Young Eedzy has been slain! He was a member of the Blue Crew!
Legato Capone:
"I have to agree, but your idea needs some refinin'
Because I think we should also get rid of that guy, Uncouth Lion."
*BANG*
Uncouth Lion has been slain! He was a member of the Blue Crew!
Lucky Luciahrenswald:
"Ah, but isn't this one more or less just one gigantic eye-sore?"
*BANG*
Murs Khalifa has been slain! He was a member of the Blue Crew!
Cap'n Morgan:
"Just one more to go, and without further ado
Time to carve myself a watermelon and make zombie stew..."
*sound of chainsaw roaring to life*
BUZZ
BUZZ
BRAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Choxillionaire has been slain! He was a member of the Blue Crew!
BUZZ
BUZZ
BRAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Choxillionaire has been slain! He was a member of the Blue Crew!
Zackbeard:
"I'd say that's GG, Gs."
The rest of the Red Crew nodded. And so Legato, Zackbeard, and Lucky thanked thier informant, Cap'n Morgan, and welcomed him into the greatest crew of rappers on the Souf side. And they rolled off in Big Money B's prized bulletproof hummer H2, with Zack's epic beard flowing out the back window, off into the sunset. For they had just accomplished the epicest of sweeps. Yea, verily, they would rest atop a mountain of cash, secure in the knowledge that they were by far the four most badass rappers ever to walk this Earf.
THE END FLAWLESS MAFIA VICTORY Still rhyming: (4/27)
Cap'n Morgan
Legato Capone
Lucky Luciahrenswald
Zackbeard
Fallen Homies:
(Everyone else!)
Full role descriptions, spoilers, and commentary to come, but right now I'm cooking a Valentine's Day dinner for my lovely wife, so let's start the postgame celebration, *****es!!!!
Legato Endless
Prince
Thank you Pizza. Your games are ever a pleasure.
Thank you KM, who had everyone including us pretty fooled.
Seriously, you were great.
Town, it was fun, and I'll extend some compliments to a few of you later when I've time.
Anyway, this was a pleasure.
Thank you KM, who had everyone including us pretty fooled.
Seriously, you were great.
Town, it was fun, and I'll extend some compliments to a few of you later when I've time.
Anyway, this was a pleasure.
Legato Endless
Prince
Lohrenswald
世界的 bottom ranked physicist
Hooray!
I'm sorry for being as aggressive as I was against newcomers to the forum, but you were the ones that made most sense for me to vote. I am rather bad at the game.
I hope town isn't too frustrated
also happy birthday Choxorn
I'm sorry for being as aggressive as I was against newcomers to the forum, but you were the ones that made most sense for me to vote. I am rather bad at the game.
I hope town isn't too frustrated
also happy birthday Choxorn
Glossysushi
King
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Congrats, scummies.
XD
Zack had me fooled.
XD
Zack had me fooled.
Zack
99% hot gas
dead qt?
Zack
99% hot gas
technically I did suggest kingmorgan as a possible informant
then again I suggested practically everyone as a possible informant
then again I suggested practically everyone as a possible informant
Zack
99% hot gas
anyways I had a lot of fun
gg everyone, thanks pizza
gg everyone, thanks pizza
Glossysushi
King
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Legato Endless
Prince
Considering he didn't make our ending percentages, I think it'd be fair to admit we sucked at that part of this game.
Also we were about to night kill him.
