At the Urinal

[Zack]

This is why they should install wall things in between each urinal, like this:

 

[Eat_Up_Martha]

I pity the fools that brag about the water in the base of the urinal being cold when they obviously have no idea how deep it is.

I never really understood that joke. Does anyone actually dip their junk into the urinal water?

 

[Skwink]

I never figured out why we have a small urinal at work anyways. You need to be 18 to work where I work anyways (and most positions you need to be 21). But for whatever reason, we have a short urinal. So I can't say it was built for children.

For the midgets.

 

[Kennigit]

I just fill up my jarate and throw it at spies.

 

[Disgustipated]

one more funny pic

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

Around here, a lot of guys just stand around tapping their toes. Not suprising given it is the most conservative county in Texas.

 

[warpus]

*shrug* it's just peeing, no big deal, I pee where I want

and yes, sometimes that means the sink

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

I'm assuming it's not just Australia , but what about at the football or similar large gathering where the urinal is actually just one big long metal wall with an intermittent water stream running down to flush .

How much are you prepared to squeeze in between 2 other guys ? (and bare in mind this maybe one of those " waited till half time and busting / add beer " slashes)

By the way , it was nice to come home from work , scroll down the OT forum knowing full well I would have next to nothing to contribute , then Heh Presto ! Urinal thread! I can be a part of this !

Thanks Buckeye Jim

 

[Boundless]

This has enlightened me into a world I thought I'd never understand. Women's toilets are FAR more simple

Edit: PAINFULLY slower though. Hence the queue.

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

This has enlightened me into a world I thought I'd never understand. Women's toilets are FAR more simple

Edit: PAINFULLY slower though. Hence the queue.

Ironic that the toilets are simpler yet the plumbing so complex

 

[Tee Kay]

I avoid public bathrooms, and especially urinals, like the plague.

 

[Leifmk]

How much are you prepared to squeeze in between 2 other guys ? (and bare in mind this maybe one of those " waited till half time and busting / add beer " slashes)

The only proper answer to that is that it is entirely determined by how urgent the situation has become. Greater beer pressure and shorter available time means that necessary personal space shrinks.

 

[sophie]

Never take the middle; always leave a gap when possible, and don't look. Those are the most important rules of urinaling that I learned as a kid.

 

[onedreamer]

You go into a public bathroom and nobody else is there. There are three urinals, and the one nearest to you as you walk in is very small. It is for children or handicapped people. It's so small that the bottom of the urinal is perhaps six to ten inches from the bottom of the floor. The other two urinals (the farthest is up against a wall) are normal sized.

First question - which urinal do you choose?

Middle urinal I think, being probably close to the entrance. Does it make a difference to have one or two persons peeing at your sides? Not to me.

So you are standing there urinating, and another man comes in. And here are the other two questions.

2 - What do you think about this man if he urinates in the small urinal instead of the normal sized urinal?

That he is a n00b of public bathrooms and took the wrong urinal in the hurry to do his business as quickly as possible. I will not suspect that anyone is as wickedly psycothic as your friend.

3 - What do you think of him if instead of keeping his distance, he urinates in the urinal right next to you?

Do you question whether the man is gay? Do you question whether he is really a man? Does it bother you in any way shape or form? Does it even cross your mind?

I will obviously not let anyone pee in *my* urinal, especially with two other free. Since I am already urinating, I have an advantage in threatening dire consequences.

I'm assuming it's not just Australia , but what about at the football or similar large gathering where the urinal is actually just one big long metal wall with an intermittent water stream running down to flush .

In this case -that I hate- I'll be sure to do everything before leaving home and drink as little as possible. Or watch the event on TV.

 

[azzaman333]

Don't piss in a urinal adjacent to other people unless you have no other choice.

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

Don't piss in a urinal adjacent to other people unless you have no other choice.

The defense rests your honor

 

[NedimNapoleon]

If two are filled just pee in the sink, they wont turn around and see you.

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

If two are filled just pee in the sink, they wont turn around and see you.

Class personified

 

[Tee Kay]

If two are filled just pee in the sink

This is terrible advice and you should feel bad.

 

[NedimNapoleon]

This is terrible advice and you should feel bad.

Why is it a bad idea? I got a better idea, always bring plastic bottles