Why is it a bad idea? I got a better idea, always bring plastic bottles
Sinks are for hands and faces. I don't want some guy's piss in my face.
At the Urinal
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Sinks are for hands and faces. I don't want some guy's piss in my face.
rugbyLEAGUEfan
Deity
Surely my forefathers fought in two world wars so I can live in a Nedim Napolean urine free sinked world
NedimNapoleon
Weird Little Human
What do you mean two world wars?
rugbyLEAGUEfan
Deity
It's just a turn of phrase , not literally .
But WW1 and WW2 are not obscure conflicts
Mango Elephant
Deity
I'd use the middle one, I'm not going to look, why in the world would I move over if I'm not going to look in the first place?
He needs to use the kiddie urinal and keep his distance. Otherwise... (jump to about 1:45)
edit: NSFW
Link to video.
EDIT: Yeah, sorry... I didn't even think about the f-bombs in the video. Thanks for the catch, Shane!
edit: NSFW
Link to video.
EDIT: Yeah, sorry... I didn't even think about the f-bombs in the video. Thanks for the catch, Shane!
Mise
isle of lucy
I go in, I pee, I leave. I don't think so hard about it...
onedreamer
Dragon
you should be aware that not the whole world calls these conflicts with the same name. Shouldn't obscure, to use your own word
For example I know that in Russia WW2 is called something else, but I'm forgetting now. Something like the war of liberation, or similar that isn't even close to "world war".
rugbyLEAGUEfan
Deity
you should be aware that not the whole world calls these conflicts with the same name. Shouldn't obscure, to use your own word
For example I know that in Russia WW2 is called something else, but I'm forgetting now. Something like the war of liberation, or similar that isn't even close to "world war".
Agreed that WW1 and WW2 may not be the preferred term in all nations for these wars , however I would hazard a guess that a quick poll of forum dwellers along the lines of " who has not heard of WW2?" would be pretty conclusive .
But actually , Nedim , I would be interested to be proved wrong on this . Did you not know what I was referring to ? If not , I'm genuinely enlightened on this matter
Quackers
The Frog
It is simple as some other posters have pointed out, you go in do your business and leave.
Gents toilet etiquette is a bit mad IMO
Gents toilet etiquette is a bit mad IMO
Why is pissing such a less private activity?
If going to the loo is private enough for cubicles, why have urinals at all?
Do you have sex in front of random strangers? What body parts or functions, if any, would you say are most private?
If we can piss in front of others, why do we have public indecency laws?
If going to the loo is private enough for cubicles, why have urinals at all?
Do you have sex in front of random strangers? What body parts or functions, if any, would you say are most private?
If we can piss in front of others, why do we have public indecency laws?
Abaddon
Deity
Just make sure the tap is running to avoid splashing..
NedimNapoleon
Weird Little Human
It knew what WW1 and WW2 meant, but just didn't know it was a phrase.
I don't mind using the shorty one, but I'd rather not stand right next to another urinator. That's just... awkward. At work here, half the time they try and strike up conversation. I'm peeing, I don't want to chat right now. 
AL_DA_GREAT
amour absinthe révolution
People put way to much thought into these things. Pee, don't bother others and get out.
Disgustipated
Deity
I hate chatting in the restroom period. Even at the sinks. I really don't like people in stalls overhearing my conversation.
And yes I will use the short urinal in order to leave a space between me and the next guy. Say you have 3 urinals. One guys is using the taller urinal on the far left. I will use the short urinal on the far right rather than use the middle one.
I admit I also put my hands in a position that they cannot easily see my junk, unless they lean over or something, and I stand close to the urinal, but not close enough that I risk touching it.
And yes I will use the short urinal in order to leave a space between me and the next guy. Say you have 3 urinals. One guys is using the taller urinal on the far left. I will use the short urinal on the far right rather than use the middle one.
I admit I also put my hands in a position that they cannot easily see my junk, unless they lean over or something, and I stand close to the urinal, but not close enough that I risk touching it.
warpus
Sommerswerd asked me to change this
What now?
Spoiler :
Disgustipated
Deity
LOl at picture. Your buts would almost be touching. most certainly gay.
And unless it's late at night, and I know I'll be alone, I don't use urinals without modesty dividers. I'll use the stall instead. Although in some large venues, you have no choice, as large venues often don't have dividers.
And foreign countries don't seem to value privacy much either. This one whorehouse in the carribean didn't even have urinals, but a pit (more of a trough actually) in the ground. I did use that one, as it would have been unmanly to use a stall.
And unless it's late at night, and I know I'll be alone, I don't use urinals without modesty dividers. I'll use the stall instead. Although in some large venues, you have no choice, as large venues often don't have dividers.
And foreign countries don't seem to value privacy much either. This one whorehouse in the carribean didn't even have urinals, but a pit (more of a trough actually) in the ground. I did use that one, as it would have been unmanly to use a stall.
