My father's mother was a Swinney. I know there are Americans that go by Sweeney, Sweeny, Swiney Swinney and MacSweeney. Keeper of the swine, I think. This side of my family is...interesting.

My father's father was English...so no problem with butcherings.
I told the story of my Italian side and the only reason why it was spelled correctly was because my great grandmother could read and write English. I know a lot of Americans have had this name spelled Micheletti, Micoletti, Michletti, Michaletti, Mikaletti Micalotti etc etc.
OK a story...I just looked up my great grandparents passenger record from Ellis Island.
They arrived May 13, 1907 from Frattamaggione, Italy apparently with $12 or lira, in good health, were not polygamists, anarchists, insane and were headed to ?Chulbury NY?. Their immigration officer looked like J.J. Jones. They arrived on the vessel known as Konigin Luise which departed from Naples. His ship had an interesting history.
It was built by Vulcan A/G shipyard for North German Lloyd, German flag, in Stetten, Germany in 1897. It was 552 feet long and 60 feet wide, had a twin screw steam engine, ran 14.5 knots and carried 2400 passengers (225 1st class, 235 2nd class and 1940 3rd class). The ship was laid up during WW I, given as reparations to the Orient Line, British flag, in 1919 and renamed Omar. The ship was sold in 1924 to Byron Steamship Co., British flag, and renamed Edison. Transferred to Greek service in 1929 and scrapped in Italy in 1935.
My grandmother's parents (his occupation was a barber from the the Abruzzi area) came here on Dec. 20, 1892 on a much smaller ship Suevia was 770 passengers (100 1st class, 70 2nd class and 600 3rd class), 360 feet long, 41 feet wide, twin screw, running at 13 knots built in Greenock, Scotland. It was built for Hamburg-American Line, German flag in 1874 and transferred to French owners, French flag, in 1896 and renamed Quatre Amis. Scrapped in France in 1898.