ParadigmShifter
Random Nonsense Generator
I hope you took all the drugs first to cheer yourself up.
That same night they tried breaking in again, and I had put solid furniture by the doors (phew!). I figured that if anyone came back to face a machete, they would be well armed 
I bet she'll even grow up to be hetero herself.Typical heteros, flaunting their sexuality. Didn't they know children were present?!?
That poor little girl will never recover.I bet she'll even grow up to be hetero herself.
Typical heteros, flaunting their sexuality. Didn't they know children were present?!?
That poor little girl will never recover.I bet she'll even grow up to be hetero herself.
scared: ) kissing! Terrible! And what about her poor mother? How can she explain to her daughter now that men and women aren't supposed to do things like that, ever?!
Next thing ya know, they'll be saying their lifestyle choice is normal.Hah thats a good line, definitely going to use it. Next time some friends make out in public I'm totally telling them off for being so flamboyantly heterosexual.
It just goes to show how truly selfish these heteros are. Now that poor mother has to explain about sexuality to her young girl. She wasn't planning on doing that until she wasImagine the horror she must have gone through - seeing a man with a woman, in public, talking to each other and...scared: ) kissing! Terrible! And what about her poor mother? How can she explain to her daughter now that men and women aren't supposed to do things like that, ever?!
Dude, I think the problem lies in one simple thing: no toilet paper. When you have to spend your entire life wiping with your hand... yeah, you're gonna be angry at life.I just read an interesting comment elsewhere: travelling to Arabia is like travelling in time. It roughly corresponds with the Middle Ages.
Caution: NSFMW
Wow... someone must hate you...I was performing anthropological research in SE Asia when someone put drugs in my backpack (I was flying from Palawan to Brunei).
Brunei enforces the death penalty for carrying drugs!!
Just goes to show that there are some sick twisted arseholes around. At least I assume it was a sick twisted arsehole and not a secret gift from the aboriginal nomads I found. Either way, I was lucky to discover the substance and washed my pack to get rid of the scent before getting on the plane.


India has nukes too.
they should do the right thing and nuke themselves.