Hygro
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I could have quoted all of you there. I went with DF's line because I was slowest to get his joke
Let's not forget Antilogic's line.

except for the creepy bearded guy on the bike...
Seriously, though, props for sticking with cycling to work even in nasty weather.
If you are a jerk, you just need to post in jerk off mode.
The Israeli government is like a NYC slumlord who thinks he has been the victim of bad publicity.
I know it's big, long, and looks impressively threatening, but I didn't name it Smith&Wesson. Plus, while there would be nothing wrong with it, I'm far more likely to point it at some of your fine womenfolk than yourself.
your face is okay but not as funny as it was made out to be![]()
Religious views always come out ahead, though. They've never been wrong. Not once. Not anywhere.
You have us confused with Harry Lime from The Third Man. He was a capitalist.Yeah, suck on this Commie atheists!
Also, Communists want to turn us humans into ants!
Two nurses appeared and I rested my head on their conjoined bosoms (don't ask, it was a dream) which was nice.
Checkmate, atheists.
I really feel the urge to point out that I was being rhetorical.
That's what I found brilliant about it.