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[hobbsyoyo]

Anyone ever watched 3D pornography?

I have, yeah. It's great for lesbian stuff, cos the tits really pop out, but as soon as you stick a penis in there it starts to get really, really weird... It's like, "omg there's a dismembered penis flying around my living room!"

To quote the same show I and Kyriakos quoted earlier, "It's too real Roy it's too real!"


Link to video.

This marks today as the most glorious day in CFC history.

That's world-class advice there; take note people.

 

[Tee Kay]

This exchange

You are implicitly making the assumption that there is absolute truth with regard to what definitions of words are correct and what definitions are incorrect. I see no reason to believe that. Words are artificial and their definitions are arbitrary.

Floombally and cartwright. Zords nab perpendicular mendings, gnat days do not Gigan.

 

[JohannaK]

That was brilliant.

 

[Phrossack]

I once met a man who claimed to be Ruthenian, and I slew that man, and I did take up the body, yet warm, and I did travel to the far Western Isles, to the last island touched by the sun's ray, to the temple of ancient Crom Dubh, the crippled god, and amid those ruins I did bargain for the life of this Ruthenian, and I did promise Crom my firstborn, and my secondborn also, for even that dark god is reluctant to meddle in the ways of life and death, and the deal was struck there amid the ancient stones, and as the blood did return to his heart and the breath to his lips, I killed him again, because I really fudging' hate Ruthenians.

-Traitorfish, when asked of his opinion on Ruthenians in the Chamber's thread on Belarus. Classic.

 

[Tee Kay]

From the Olive Branch thread

This is an olive branch to all of CFC OT. I am so thoroughly tired and disgusted from hearing about all things Greek that I finally realize what it must be like for non-Americans to have to deal with the flood of US-centric threads day in and day out.

I am therefore boycotting myself partially in that I will not, for a period of one year from this date, make any US-centric thread. It is my hope that the leaders of Turkey will read this and react appropriately by invading Greece.

 

[Kyriakos]

-Traitorfish, when asked of his opinion on Ruthenians in the Chamber's thread on Belarus. Classic.

It was great I wonder if it involved any sort of variation of some pre-existent trope though

 

[Terxpahseyton]

Why does Fox have so many non-Muslims on the air telling us about Islam?

It's like a democrat writing about a whig!

Or a Muslim writing about Jesus!

 

[Tee Kay]

Well Jesus (peace be upon him) is actually a prophet in Islam

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

1. Jesus
2. Islam
3. .....
4. Prophet!

 

[LegionSteve]

1. Jesus
2. Islam
3. .....
4. Prophet!

I'd post that in the 'brought to you by CFC' thread if we werent there already.

 

[choxorn]

The third one should really be a series of Question marks.

 

[SamSniped]

Ziggy wins the thread

 

[NedimNapoleon]

Ziggy wins hands down.

 

[NedimNapoleon]

Or a Muslim writing about Jesus!

Jesus is the most mentioned prophet in the Quran

sorry didn't notice double post.

 

[Terxpahseyton]

Happy Birthday Ziggy! Are you old enough to feel yourself becoming more conservative yet?

Link to video.

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Jesus is the most mentioned prophet in the Quran

You need to have a look at the thread the quotes were from to understand why I said what I said. It wasn't supposed to be witty.

 

[classical_hero]

I haven't done nearly enough weed to take this discussion seriously.

Brilliant.

 

[Kyriakos]

^Not sure classical hero, i think you just made another "mute point", as you call it

 

[Tee Kay]

This post

 

[Tee Kay]

Australian politics

I will be voting CDP. I just don't understand why anyone would want to vote for the Greens. Do they want to destroy this country?

I don't believe that's their goal, no.

 

[JohannaK]

CDP is what? Abbot's, Rudd's or WA's Katter expy?