Capto Iugulum

[Birdjaguar]

TO: Tennessee
FROM: Brazil

Shut up.

Do it, bıtch.

Moderator Action: Please don't let IC get out of hand.

 

[Lord of Elves]

To: Royalist Hungary
From: Italy
CC: Proletarian Hungary

This war will end soon and all will be set right in Hungary. The Royal family will return to power where they belong and the Proletarian regime will be but a mere memory. Italy will continue to support the Royal family in Hungary until this situation is resolved.

Congratulations. We hope Italy is comfortable with its role as an article to oppression and dictatorship.

 

[Blue Bacon 3]

OOC: Thanks theDright, I've read several updates, but I wasn't sure if it was ok to use my PMs.

IC: <Redacted, ASA is too hard>

 

[Nailix]

Italy will do what is needed to restore order to Hungary.

 

[ChiefDesigner]

To: Jacksonia, Florida, the Great Lakes, the Federal Remnants, and the Nations of the World
From: the Allied States of America

The murderous proletarist locust is upon the USA, turning slaves

For five centuries, the African has lived under a bondage crueler than that which the Israelites suffered under the LORD. Every institution, even the teachings of Christ, have been perverted to justify that tyranny. Say what you will, proletarism is the only ideology that suggests that the African is equal in dignity to the white.

If it will salve the guilty conscience of the Allied States, we will hold elections at the end of the war, free and fair with international monitors, and the proletarist cause will still triumph.

 

[Blue Bacon 3]

<Redacted, ASA is too hard>

 

[theDright]

For five centuries, the African has lived under a bondage crueler than that which the Israelites suffered under the LORD. Every institution, even the teachings of Christ, have been perverted to justify that tyranny. Say what you will, proletarism is the only ideology that suggests that the African is equal in dignity to the white.

If it will salve the guilty conscience of the Allied States, we will hold elections at the end of the war, free and fair with international monitors, and the proletarist cause will still triumph.

I don't think the Israelites' bondage in Egypt compares really, they got a pretty sweet deal afterwards.

We had gathered that you remained Christian, despite your proletarism. To hear that you are also utterly godless in Tennessee....

 

[Agent 89]

To: Brazil
From: Sardinia

We suggest the representative from Brazil purchase a new calendar. Reparations to Brazil ended several years ago, at the same time we stopped paying them.

To: Corsica
From: Sardinia

Of course, we are more than willing to share naval designs.

 

[Luckymoose]

To: Brazil
From: Sardinia

We suggest the representative from Brazil purchase a new calendar. Reparations to Brazil ended several years ago, at the same time we stopped paying them.

TO: Sardinia
FROM: Brazil

You owed 50 EP every year from 1909 to 1914. If you do not pay, we will declare war on Sardinia.

 

[ChiefDesigner]

I don't think the Israelites' bondage in Egypt compares really, they got a pretty sweet deal afterwards.

We had gathered that you remained Christian, despite your proletarism. To hear that you are also utterly godless in Tennessee....

The Israelites' bondage was less cruel than our own--in the time of the Israelites, no bodies were mangled in power looms; no Israelite fell into the slaughterhouses or the rendering pits, to be ground up and sold with tubercular beef.

The message of Moses is antislavery; the message of Christ is proletarian. Under white rule, Christian teachings, and even the reading of the Bible were suppressed, due to fear of slave revolts; now that the African is free, services are free to resume.

Once again, we challenge Brazil, Argentina and those who would condemn us for our lack of democracy--let the people of Tennessee have their say. Let us hold free and fair elections, where all men and all parties are allowed to vote--or was this never about democracy in the first place?


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To: Sardinia
From: Tennessee

Brazil's not going to declare war--and besides, even if they did, how would they get to Sardinia?

 

[spryllino]

Back from holiday. The Confederation is open for diplomacy again. I will deal with PMs shortly.

 

[Agent 89]

TO: Sardinia
FROM: Brazil

You owed 50 EP every year from 1909 to 1914. If you do not pay, we will declare war on Sardinia.

We owed 250 EP, not 300, and began paying in 1908. We ceased our payments after 1912, so any talk of payments to Brazil are history. We suggest your government hire some decent accountants, or at least teach your officials basic math.

 

[Luckymoose]

We owed 250 EP, not 300, and began paying in 1908. We ceased our payments after 1912, so any talk of payments to Brazil are history. We suggest your government hire some decent accountants, or at least teach your officials basic math.

We received no payments for 1908. Pay them.

 

[Agent 89]

We received no payments for 1908. Pay them.

It would seem logical to begin payments the year the agreement was signed, though perhaps they don't teach logic in Brazil either. 50 EP was sent to Brazil in 1908.

 

[Luckymoose]

It would seem logical to begin payments the year the agreement was signed, though perhaps they don't teach logic in Brazil either. 50 EP was sent to Brazil in 1908.

There is no logic with you Europeans. The Spanish taught us that much. We'll let you have it until we're done with the Proles, but when we finish you will pay reparations in one form or another.

 

[Agent 89]

There is no logic with you Europeans. The Spanish taught us that much. We'll let you have it until we're done with the Proles, but when we finish you will pay reparations in one form or another.

OOC: I'd suggest you ask EQ before you go and get your navy sunk. My orders from 1908 clearly state to pay 50 EP to Brazil.

 

[SamSniped]

OOC: You could forward Luckymoose your orders from that turn, as long as there's nothing bad or incriminating in them

 

[Lord of Elves]

It will take more than Brazil's determination to send thousands of people to their deaths to end the Revolution. Fight on, colleagues!

 

[theDright]

I don't condemn you merely for your anti-democratic stance. I condemn you for your calls for violence in other parts of the world, and your murder of 1000s of civilians. Your lack of remorse for and continuation of such criminality reinforces our position.

 

[Lord_Iggy]

To: American Refugees residing in Vinland
From: Statsminister Ole Gudrunsson and the Riksdag of Konungariket Vinland

We invite you to send representatives so that we may discuss the situation of refugee populations living across the vast expanse of Vinland.