Civ3 Limericks
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Mark Young
Formerly Sir Eric
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Great fun was had by all
on a site of Thunderfall's
talking about a game called civ
that has great leaders like liz
of the English she taunts us all.
Give me gold she cries
or I'll will send in my spies
to peek at what is yours
in your strategy I will find flaws
to turn your Egyptian A*** into pies.
Ha Ha you evil rotten punk
the foul stench of you has stunk,
up the very nostril of my game.
your retoric is sad and lame
it is you who will this game flunk
Over she sends to me
her infantry and cavalry
attack, attack ,attack
she bombs, pillages and attacks
but I laugh at her defiantly
Do you think that you can win
with units from my rubbsih bin
it is the modern era you see
and I have planes and mobile infantry
I will bust your English capital in.
I nuke and invade and destroy
the English Queen that was my toy
it is easy for me to win you see
cause I'm not playing on diety
but regent level is the level for me.
on a site of Thunderfall's
talking about a game called civ
that has great leaders like liz
of the English she taunts us all.
Give me gold she cries
or I'll will send in my spies
to peek at what is yours
in your strategy I will find flaws
to turn your Egyptian A*** into pies.
Ha Ha you evil rotten punk
the foul stench of you has stunk,
up the very nostril of my game.
your retoric is sad and lame
it is you who will this game flunk
Over she sends to me
her infantry and cavalry
attack, attack ,attack
she bombs, pillages and attacks
but I laugh at her defiantly
Do you think that you can win
with units from my rubbsih bin
it is the modern era you see
and I have planes and mobile infantry
I will bust your English capital in.
I nuke and invade and destroy
the English Queen that was my toy
it is easy for me to win you see
cause I'm not playing on diety
but regent level is the level for me.
trumpeteer
Player of Trumpet
Some people play deity all right.
Some people play Emporer all night.
Play Monarch I don't,
Play Regent I won't,
But Warlord I always win the fight.
Warlord I easily beat.
On Regent I always get cold feet.
I'm right in between,
It's the way it has been,
Someday food I'll have to..uh...eat? (well, it rhymes)
Some people play Emporer all night.
Play Monarch I don't,
Play Regent I won't,
But Warlord I always win the fight.
Warlord I easily beat.
On Regent I always get cold feet.
I'm right in between,
It's the way it has been,
Someday food I'll have to..uh...eat? (well, it rhymes)
trumpeteer
Player of Trumpet
There once was a limerick thread.
For two months straight it was dead.
I had nothing to do
but write limericks for you
This thread is alive, I said!
For two months straight it was dead.
I had nothing to do
but write limericks for you
This thread is alive, I said!
trumpeteer, how bout this...
Warlord I easily beat.
On Regent I always get cold feet.
I'm right in between,
It's the way it has been,
until i meet the mighty sir eric
he teaches me to play with skill
be it good day or ill
now i destroy the best
and eat up all the rest
until my tank meet a spearman on a hill
Warlord I easily beat.
On Regent I always get cold feet.
I'm right in between,
It's the way it has been,
until i meet the mighty sir eric
he teaches me to play with skill
be it good day or ill
now i destroy the best
and eat up all the rest
until my tank meet a spearman on a hill
trumpeteer
Player of Trumpet
I'm nearing my 300th post.
I'll get the avatar I love most.
When I reach 3-0-0
everybody will know
That I really love to boast.
I'll get the avatar I love most.
When I reach 3-0-0
everybody will know
That I really love to boast.
trumpeteer
Player of Trumpet
We have 47 years to go.
Then everyone will retire, you know.
In 2050 AD
We get a histograph victory,
And then we'll...uhh... go to Idaho?
Then everyone will retire, you know.
In 2050 AD
We get a histograph victory,
And then we'll...uhh... go to Idaho?
Brewster
stays crunchy in milk
With fourty bucks in hand
I set out to conquer the land
Play the World takes a rest
cause I now have Conquests
It is time to make my stand.
With all the new Civs to play
I know I'll be at it all day
and if it feels right
I'll play it all night
You know I like it that way.
Of Civ3 I am a big fan.
You can tell by my monitor tan.
My skin is pasty and white
Cause I'm up every night.
My social life is now in the can.
I set out to conquer the land
Play the World takes a rest
cause I now have Conquests
It is time to make my stand.
With all the new Civs to play
I know I'll be at it all day
and if it feels right
I'll play it all night
You know I like it that way.
Of Civ3 I am a big fan.
You can tell by my monitor tan.
My skin is pasty and white
Cause I'm up every night.
My social life is now in the can.
Vanadorn
Motorcycling Paladin
Civ 1, Civ 2 and Civ 3
PTW and Conquests for me
Is a chance to escape, loot pillage and rape,
As the midnight oil burns brightly.
There once was a large nomad group
Who knew how to lay roads and make soup
So they settled a home, in a city named Rome
Yeesh! How long till they get nukes?
(Above is for you Dano! How you hate to start new games!!)
PTW and Conquests for me
Is a chance to escape, loot pillage and rape,
As the midnight oil burns brightly.
There once was a large nomad group
Who knew how to lay roads and make soup
So they settled a home, in a city named Rome
Yeesh! How long till they get nukes?
(Above is for you Dano! How you hate to start new games!!)
Masquerouge
Deity
I once had a Modern Armor
That shone in all its splendor
It went away to fight a war
But encountered a spearman not far
Who crushed it into ore.
That shone in all its splendor
It went away to fight a war
But encountered a spearman not far
Who crushed it into ore.
wilbill
That Old Time Religion
The Civ 3 Limericks thread
Would really be better off dead
It mostly attracts
Not poets, but hacks
Whose rhyming attempts hurt my head.
Would really be better off dead
It mostly attracts
Not poets, but hacks
Whose rhyming attempts hurt my head.
Masquerouge
Deity
I do admit with no delay
That my rhymes are in disarray
But after all it's only fun
to try and make a little pun
And how would you do in a French sonnet ?
Atotarho
Scourge of Europe
A beautiful French maiden I see
I traded her luxuries times three
But my advances she spurned
Oh how the worm turned
Now all of her cities come to me.
Off to war with Persia we go
My horsemen with swordsmen in tow
Then the Cavalry fell on my stack
Not one of them made their way back
Its about time for a restart you know
I traded her luxuries times three
But my advances she spurned
Oh how the worm turned
Now all of her cities come to me.
Off to war with Persia we go
My horsemen with swordsmen in tow
Then the Cavalry fell on my stack
Not one of them made their way back
Its about time for a restart you know
