Clown Car III: Who's Laughing Now

[Samson]

"Right now, in a number of states, the laws allow a baby to be born from his or her mother's womb in the ninth month. It is wrong, it has to change."

-- Trump

 

[Sommerswerd]

Babies should descend down from heaven carried by stork in a ray of holy light... as god intended.

 

[Arakhor]

^It is good that the dem party doesn't do the same mistake and put forward so despised candidates. Otherwise someone like Trump could become potus.

A week is a long time in politics, Kyriakos: 14 months is an entire age.

 

[Kyriakos]

A week is a long time in politics, Kyriakos: 14 months is an entire age.

Afaik they aren't making major changes in the next patch.

 

[Arakhor]

I'm sure that at this point almost no one knows who's going to run in 2020.

 

[Kyriakos]

If one believes in Time's ability to not waste the basis for particularly ominous puns, they'd be expecting that year to be what broke the whole thing, in hindsight

 

[Borachio]

"Right now, in a number of states, the laws allow a baby to be born from his or her mother's womb in the ninth month. It is wrong, it has to change."

-- Trump

What an unfortunate gaffe!

The statement makes some sense, though, if you substitute "torn" for "born".

 

[Kyriakos]

Lay on, Macduff

 

[Broken_Erika]

Wombs are for Commies! Real Amercians use gestate their fetuses in a box!

 

[Broken_Erika]

This seems reputable
Follow-Up Tests Confirm President Trump’s 19 Other Personalities Also Perfectly Healthy

 

[hobbsyoyo]

This seems reputable
Follow-Up Tests Confirm President Trump’s 19 Other Personalities Also Perfectly Healthy

It took a couple of days but the media has pointed out that somehow Donald Trump grew a couple of inches in his 60's and is now therefore just on the good side of obese with a weight that is almost to-the-pound below the the threshold with his new height.

Not suspicious at all. That he is seemingly unstable enough that people are clamoring for doctor's examinations and that he is actually unstable enough to have the doctors lie for him is troubling. What a time to be alive.

 

[Gori the Grey]

Lay on, Macduff

Like.

(Except that he was "untimely ripped," not torn)

 

[onejayhawk]

O, that [t]his too too solid flesh would melt
Thaw and resolve itself into a dew!

Shakespeare seems to have used an extra "t" , but we can put that in front of the rump.

J

 

[Gori the Grey]

He's going to have them shot, then?

But note :33-:36

 

[Borachio]

But note :33-:36

So, he'd like to and he would, if he thought he could get away with it?

 

[Cutlass]

Women's March 2018 signs:

Make America Smart Again

First We Marched, Now We're Running (For Office)

Does This Ass Make My Country Look Small?

Grab 'em By The Midterms

Super Callous, Facist, Racist, Sexist, Braggadocious

Women Are The Wall And Trump Will Pay

Too Much Bulls*** For One Sign

They tried to bury us. They didn't know we were seeds.

Elect A Clown, Get A Circus

Without Hermione, Harry Would Have DIED

I know signs. I make the best signs. They're terrific. Everyone agrees.

 

[Kyriakos]

^The third one is pretty good

 

[Ajidica]

Women's March 2018 signs:

Make America Smart Again

First We Marched, Now We're Running (For Office)

Does This Ass Make My Country Look Small?

Grab 'em By The Midterms

Super Callous, Facist, Racist, Sexist, Braggadocious

Women Are The Wall And Trump Will Pay

Too Much Bulls*** For One Sign

They tried to bury us. They didn't know we were seeds.

Elect A Clown, Get A Circus

Without Hermione, Harry Would Have DIED

I know signs. I make the best signs. They're terrific. Everyone agrees.

It is a minor pet peeve of mine at how "cutesy" a lot of protest signs are, makes it hard to take it seriously.

 

[hobbsyoyo]

It is a minor pet peeve of mine at how "cutesy" a lot of protest signs are, makes it hard to take it seriously.

They are trying to reach their own audience with them, much less the President who thinks the marches are fake news anyways.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

It is a minor pet peeve of mine at how "cutesy" a lot of protest signs are, makes it hard to take it seriously.

The primary requirement in a protest sign is that it be memorable and repeatable. Cutesy helps.