Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Part Two

[_random_]

Yo momma is like a Tarantino movie.

 

[SamSniped]

Robs banks and can say f*** almost 300 times in a 2 hour block.

 

[madviking]

Yo momma is like a Tarantino movie...

she spews blood everywhere.

 

[W|M]

Full of Royales with Cheese.

 

[Zack]

Samuel Jackson's always in it.

 

[_random_]

Zack wins.

 

[Zack]

Zack wins.

After over two years, I've come up with a new prompt.

Your mom is like CFC:

 

[azzaman333]

Filled with sweaty men.

 

[madviking]

fifteen years old

 

[Narz]

Still entertaining hundreds a day after all these years.

 

[Fr8monkey]

Attracts lots of lurkers.

 

[Uncle Sparky]

Attracts the riff-raff when 'Poly's unavailable.

 

[Zack]

I'll give it to madviking.

 

[madviking]

life is like 80s music...

 

[SamSniped]

life is like 80s music...

...full of fake sounds and bad hair.

 

[_random_]

Only enjoyable with lots of cocaine.

 

[warpus]

Pretty much a montage

 

[Gori the Grey]

You can't wait til it's over.

 

[Zack]

Overstaying its welcome.

 

[gay_Aleks]

Something that happened for a brief amount of time in the American history, which led to a long period of mourning and a great desire to forget.