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Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Part Two

Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by Narz, Aug 19, 2009.

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  1. Elta

    Elta 我不会把这种

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    Life is like an internet connection - You are amazed at how fast the process is, yet is still sucks.
     
  2. LAnkou

    LAnkou Breizh A Tao

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    Life is like an internet connection - the main interest from it for the majority will be sex, spending money and quarreling with each other...
     
  3. Zack

    Zack 99% hot gas

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    This whole "life is like..." thing is getting extremely repetitive and boring. Please do something original.
     
  4. Fr8monkey

    Fr8monkey Deity

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    So all the "I like my women like..." wasn't repetitive enough for you? :lol:
     
  5. carmen510

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    Life is like an internet connection- The faster it is, the less you care about it.
     
  6. Lord Baal

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    This wins. Shortguy, you're up.
     
  7. Zack

    Zack 99% hot gas

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    It got a little annoying, but we aren't a bunch of philosophers. This "Life is like..." is just stupid. Way too vague. And dull.
     
  8. LAnkou

    LAnkou Breizh A Tao

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    I consider this as an open floor...

    French Language is like a woman...
     
  9. Lord Baal

    Lord Baal Deity

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    French language is like woman; difficult to get your tongue around, but well worth the effort.
     
  10. Fr8monkey

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    French Language is like a woman... Full of un-needed sounds that make no sence to anyone.
     
  11. Dreadnought

    Dreadnought Deity

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    French language is like a woman....romantic and beautiful, with a bunch of hidden secrets and nuisances to be discovered with experience.
     
  12. LAnkou

    LAnkou Breizh A Tao

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    you're up...
     
  13. Fr8monkey

    Fr8monkey Deity

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    I'm going to try and step this thread up a little and try something different...


    One of my favorite game shows in the day was The Match Game. Just fill in the blank.

    I dont think my dog likes me any more. Today instead of a bone; he tried burying my ______.
     
  14. Lord Baal

    Lord Baal Deity

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    Grandmother.
     
  15. LAnkou

    LAnkou Breizh A Tao

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    Best Friend to animals diploma.
     
  16. Lord Baal

    Lord Baal Deity

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    Wait, we can use more than one word?
     
  17. LAnkou

    LAnkou Breizh A Tao

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    I didn't see any rule against it...
     
  18. Dumanios

    Dumanios MLG

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    Crotch
     
  19. Fr8monkey

    Fr8monkey Deity

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    Well, only 3 entries. I will pass off to LAnkou... the torch is in your hand, don't get burned.:p
     
  20. LAnkou

    LAnkou Breizh A Tao

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    open floor
     
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