Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Part Two

[Elta]

Life is like an internet connection - You are amazed at how fast the process is, yet is still sucks.

 

[LAnkou]

Life is like an internet connection - the main interest from it for the majority will be sex, spending money and quarreling with each other...

 

[Zack]

This whole "life is like..." thing is getting extremely repetitive and boring. Please do something original.

 

[Fr8monkey]

So all the "I like my women like..." wasn't repetitive enough for you?

 

[carmen510]

Life is like an internet connection- The faster it is, the less you care about it.

 

[Lord Baal]

Life is like an internet connection--it opens you up to a whole world of new things, most of which give you viruses.

This wins. Shortguy, you're up.

 

[Zack]

So all the "I like my women like..." wasn't repetitive enough for you?

It got a little annoying, but we aren't a bunch of philosophers. This "Life is like..." is just stupid. Way too vague. And dull.

 

[LAnkou]

I consider this as an open floor...

French Language is like a woman...

 

[Lord Baal]

I consider this as an open floor...

French Language is like a woman...

French language is like woman; difficult to get your tongue around, but well worth the effort.

 

[Fr8monkey]

French Language is like a woman... Full of un-needed sounds that make no sence to anyone.

 

[Dreadnought]

French language is like a woman....romantic and beautiful, with a bunch of hidden secrets and nuisances to be discovered with experience.

 

[LAnkou]

French Language is like a woman... Full of un-needed sounds that make no sence to anyone.

you're up...

 

[Fr8monkey]

I'm going to try and step this thread up a little and try something different...


One of my favorite game shows in the day was The Match Game. Just fill in the blank.

I dont think my dog likes me any more. Today instead of a bone; he tried burying my ______.

 

[Lord Baal]

I'm going to try and step this thread up a little and try something different...


One of my favorite game shows in the day was The Match Game. Just fill in the blank.

I dont think my dog likes me any more. Today instead of a bone; he tried burying my ______.

Grandmother.

 

[LAnkou]

I'm going to try and step this thread up a little and try something different...


One of my favorite game shows in the day was The Match Game. Just fill in the blank.

I dont think my dog likes me any more. Today instead of a bone; he tried burying my ______.

Best Friend to animals diploma.

 

[Lord Baal]

Best Friend to animals diploma.

Wait, we can use more than one word?

 

[LAnkou]

I didn't see any rule against it...

 

[Dumanios]

I'm going to try and step this thread up a little and try something different...


One of my favorite game shows in the day was The Match Game. Just fill in the blank.

I dont think my dog likes me any more. Today instead of a bone; he tried burying my ______.

Crotch

 

[Fr8monkey]

Well, only 3 entries. I will pass off to LAnkou... the torch is in your hand, don't get burned.

 

[LAnkou]

open floor