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Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Part Two

Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by Narz, Aug 19, 2009.

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  1. Mise

    Mise isle of lucy

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    Yes lets ignore everything that happened since Bobbtjoe turned up. He ruined the order and stole someone else's turn :rolleyes:
     
  2. Sharwood

    Sharwood Rich, doctor nephew

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    I approve of this statement. Earthling, you're up, dawg.
     
  3. Catharsis

    Catharsis catch u on the flip scythe

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    Earthling probably isn't going to post: he appears to have left the thread because it has no heart and is being ruined by fans of Battlestar Galactica, or... something.

    So you may as well consider this an open floor that has been picked up by Bobbtjoe.

    Life is like a box of chocolates: its origins can usually be traced back to Valentine's Day.

    EDIT: Oh wait a minute, didn't realise that round had finished. :blush: It's probably Fr8monkey's turn, then? Man I dunno
     
  4. Olleus

    Olleus Deity

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    I declare that this thread is now going to be restarted.

    Fresh start and open floor.
     
  5. aronnax

    aronnax Let your spirit be free

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    "The best thing about Paris is..."

    Go.
     
  6. Joecoolyo

    Joecoolyo 99% Lightspeed

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    Ok... its been 24 hours (I believe) so I'll post the new round :D (plus apparently someone has pressed the restart button)

    Life is like a movie:


    EDIT: crosspost with arronax, (damn you arronax :) ), ignore this message
     
  7. Dumanios

    Dumanios MLG

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    The best thing about Paris is rude,short people live there.
     
  8. Fr8monkey

    Fr8monkey Deity

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    The best thing about Paris is one is a festering, dank hell-hole populated by creatures everyone despises and the other one is in France!
     
  9. carmen510

    carmen510 Deity

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    The best thing about Paris is: Its in New York.
     
  10. Sharwood

    Sharwood Rich, doctor nephew

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    The best thing about Paris is that it doesn't take much effort to get laid, and the city isn't bad either.
     
  11. Zack

    Zack 99% hot gas

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    The best thing about Paris is that it's easy to conquer.
     
  12. Perfection

    Perfection The Great Head.

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    The best thing about Paris is a little painting made by some Italian dude 400 years ago.
     
  13. Catharsis

    Catharsis catch u on the flip scythe

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    The best thing about Paris is that he gets killed near the end of the play.
     
  14. aronnax

    aronnax Let your spirit be free

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    This one made me laugh. =D You win
     
  15. Zulu Impi

    Zulu Impi Warlord

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    The best thing about Paris is if you can past the fact that shes an annoying idiot she still pretty hot.
     
  16. Beamed

    Beamed Chieftain

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    The best thing about Paris is that we'll always have it.
     
  17. Zack

    Zack 99% hot gas

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    You both know the round for that is already over right...

    So you're both just spamming.
     
  18. Sharwood

    Sharwood Rich, doctor nephew

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    Typical of me to win when I'm gone for a few days. And will be gone for several more. Oh well, I'll make sure to come back on to award victory to someone.

    I hope this wasn't done in the old thread:

    I like my women like I like my streetlights:
     
  19. Onionsoilder

    Onionsoilder Reaver

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    I like my women like I like my streetlights: They do what they're supposed to every night, on time.
     
  20. LAnkou

    LAnkou Breizh A Tao

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    I like my women like I like my streetlights: shutting up after enough beating so i can sleep!!!
     
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