Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Part Two

[Zack]

I like big butts and I cannot lie

 

[gay_Aleks]

And I went into a burning ring of fiiiireeee.

 

[Gori the Grey]

Dust in the wind.

 

[madviking]

stank p*ssy smelling like cool ranch doritos

 

[Zack]

pop a wheelie on the zeitgeist

 

[madviking]

i be speakin swaghili

 

[Zack]

i keep it 300, like the romans

 

[madviking]

i said can you get my binz in the clughb?

 

[gay_Aleks]

What did the fox say?

 

[azzaman333]

stank p*ssy smelling like cool ranch doritos

This wins.

 

[madviking]

making love is like winning the super bowl

 

[gay_Aleks]

Many claim to have done it, but few actually did.

 

[Zack]

Intercepted right before making it to the endzone.

 

[JollyRoger]

It helps to have uncovered tight ends.

 

[azzaman333]

It last 4 hours for 10 minutes of action, and half the participants are left feeling deeply unsatisfied by the result.

 

[bhavv]

I'm not even gonna try after Azzas post.

 

[Gori the Grey]

If you're that close, you really should just punch it in.

 

[SamSniped]

Intercepted right before making it to the endzone.

I can't say anything after this one.

 

[Uncle Sparky]

You end up with a ring.

 

[Mise]

What is the superbowl?