Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Part Two

madviking · Feb 12, 2015

Uncle Sparky said:
My job is like Dr. Who...

got different people always filling the same space

azzaman333 · Feb 12, 2015

Uncle Sparky said:
My job is like Dr. Who...

Despite the name, I'm not actually a doctor.

_random_ · Feb 12, 2015

My job is like Dr. Who: When I try talking to people about it they lose all interest in me.

Fr8monkey · Feb 12, 2015

It is non existent.

Uncle Sparky · Feb 13, 2015

_random_ said:
My job is like Dr. Who: When I try talking to people about it they lose all interest in me.

I'm going with this one... not a lot of Dr. Who fans here...

Snerk · Feb 13, 2015

Dammit I had something for this. I think. Something about upper management and daleks.

GPuzzle · Feb 14, 2015

My job is like Dr. Who - neverending.

_random_ · Feb 15, 2015

A woman is like a great sports play.

Zack · Feb 15, 2015

ogled by countless men in its lifetime

madviking · Feb 15, 2015

_random_ said:
A woman is like a great sports play.

people get excited whenever they see one

gay_Aleks · Feb 15, 2015

_random_ said:
A woman is like a great sports play.

An inaccurate ruleset for what consists of one exists for both.

Borachio · Feb 17, 2015

<nvm>

_random_ · Feb 17, 2015

madviking said:
people get excited whenever they see one

I'll go for this one. This maybe wasn't the best source of inspiration.

madviking · Feb 17, 2015

my mind is like a steak...

dutchfire · Feb 17, 2015

beer-marinated

_random_ · Feb 17, 2015

Revolting to vegetarians.

GPuzzle · Feb 17, 2015

Snerk · Feb 17, 2015

Grass fed.

Zack · Feb 17, 2015

straight from the butcher's knife

GPuzzle · Feb 17, 2015

Way, way, way too dark.