Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Part Two

[jackelgull]

They've seen better days.

winner

I was going to do
My girlfriend's bra is like a Katy Perry song: Tasteless

 

[Zack]

My father is like Batman:

 

[jackelgull]

My father is like Batman:

He's never happy and keeps crazy hours

 

[Fr8monkey]

Lurking in the gutter of a dark alley.

 

[azzaman333]

My father is like Batman:

He doesn't have any kids.

 

[_random_]

Not true.

My father is like Batman: I often imagine I know him.

 

[madviking]

My father is like Batman:

strong and black

 

[gay_Aleks]

My father is like Batman:

His parents are dead.

 

[Verarde]

someone I try to live up to, but always do so in vain

 

[Uncle Sparky]

He hangs out with this kid named 'Robin'... it kind of creeps me out.

 

[bhavv]

My father is like Batman:

Very unlike my other father named Robin.

 

[Snerk]

My father is like Batman:

A leather daddy.

 

[madviking]

A leather daddy.

he said batman, not tobias fünke

 

[Zack]

he said batman, not tobias fünke

In fairness to Snerk, he could have said the same thing about your response.

 

[bhavv]

Cmon now, mine is a good one!

 

[Zack]

He hangs out with this kid named 'Robin'... it kind of creeps me out.

Winner.

 

[Uncle Sparky]

My job is like Dr. Who...

 

[jackelgull]

My job is like Dr. Who...

It was fun at first, then I realized how utterly pointless it was.

 

[Zack]

My job is like Dr. Who...

gangsta

 

[gay_Aleks]

My job is like Dr. Who...

I have to bear with annoying companions, lest I lose my humanity.