Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Part Two

[Atrebates]

I like my women like I like my flags: Soaked in petrol and ignited at the first sign of displeasure

 

[Atrebates]

Although if we were going with my actual flag this would be

I like my women like I like my flags: her image tattooed in miniature on the top-left of lesser women we beat up earlier.

Which is about as disturbing as the first attempt...

 

[Zack]

I like my women like I like my flags: with a pole.

 

[Lord Baal]

I like my women like I like my flags: writhing on the end of my pole every morning.

 

[warpus]

I like my women like I like my flags: upside down and on fire

 

[_random_]

I like my women like I like my flags: Strip away all the cloth, and there's very little substance.

 

[Fugitive Sisyphus]

I like my women like I like my flags: writhing on the end of my pole every morning.

The winner by far.

 

[Lord Baal]

Damn, I appear unable to lose lately.

Life is like wireless broadband.

 

[Racsoviale]

Life is like wireless broadband: friggin hard to set up, and prone to random shut downs.

 

[aronnax]

Life is like wireless broadband: You hate it so much because it never works out for you and yet you need it to survive...

 

[_random_]

Life is like wireless broadband: You might seem pretty close to it, but you're never going to get it right.

 

[Lord Baal]

Was hoping more people would reply to this. Racsoviale wins.

 

[Racsoviale]

Cool I won something on the intertubes. Ok ill try and give it a go

Death is like the EU

 

[kill fire]

EDIT: don't mind this

 

[_random_]

Death is like the European Union: We're inevitably going to get closer and closer to it, but we'll keep denying that we're really anywhere near it.

 

[Fr8monkey]

Death is like the European Union: At first you think, "It's not that bad." then once your in you think, "Let me out, let me out!!!"

 

[Lord Baal]

Death is like the EU: a secretive German plot for world domination.

 

[kill fire]

^this.

 

[Lord Baal]

^this.

Your jokes kind of need to be original to qualify here.

 

[mechaerik]

But its true. Germany is overdue to start a new war.