Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Parto Uno:

[Narz]

I hate to say it but I have a moral obligation to be righteous & true (see user title), I thought Perfection's was the best.

I like my boss like I like Lindsey Lohan: appearing in sex videos stored on my hard drive.

You're up dude!

 

[Perfection]

A simple proper one.

I like my women like I like my desk:

 

[Narz]

I like my women like I like my desk : with lots of places to put my junk!

 

[Fr8monkey]

Wow, a good one right out of the gate!

 

[Bobbtjoe]

I like my women like I like my desk: big and bulky.

 

[choxorn]

I like my women like I like my desk: Filled to the brim with my crap.

 

[Kal'thzar]

I like my women like I like my desk: Theres always room for more

 

[Snerk]

I like my women like I like my desk: with a woman on top.

 

[Veritass]

I like my women like I like my desk: horizontal and wrapped around me.

 

[Zack]

I like my women like I like my desk: Flat and solid.

 

[Gooblah]

I like my women like I like my desk: Curvy legs, stable, and enough space for me and another chick on top.

 

[Perfection]

I like my women like I like my desk: Filled to the brim with my crap.

Winnar!

 

[choxorn]

Alright, hmmm...

I like my women like I like yo momma:

 

[Narz]

I like my women like I like yo momma: engaging in regular sexual intercourse with me.

 

[dwaxe]

I like my women like I like yo mama. Just 50 years younger and 150 lbs less.

 

[Perfection]

I like my women like I like yo momma, cuz I'm yo daddy!

 

[Bobbtjoe]

I like my woman like I like yo mama: sexy

 

[Gooblah]

I like my women like I like your mama, son. You may be my brother, but I still love your mother.

There. Odd format, but I think it works.

 

[Zack]

I like my women like I like yo momma: 400 pounds overweight.

 

[Kal'thzar]

I like my women like I like yo momma: Undersexed, underpaid, and under me.