Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Parto Uno:

SS-18 ICBM · May 23, 2009

I like my women like I like yo momma: takes care of me more than she takes care of you, despite her being related by blood to you.

choxorn · May 25, 2009

Kal'thzar said:
I like my women like I like yo momma: Undersexed, underpaid, and under me.

You are declared the winner.

Kal'thzar · May 26, 2009

Yikes, uhmm

I like my women like I like my steak:

Perfection · May 26, 2009

I like my women like I like my steak: HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE!

carmen510 · May 26, 2009

I like my women like I like my steak: Rare.

choxorn · May 26, 2009

I like my women like I like my steak: Giving me pleasure, with a hole.

Firestorm94 · May 27, 2009

I like my women like I like my steak: raw and uncut.

Rusted Armor · May 27, 2009

I like my women like my steak: to be enjoyed only after a crazy Jewish guy slaps a sticker on her.

Fr8monkey · May 27, 2009

I like my women like my steak: Tough, chewy and still bleeding.

dwaxe · May 27, 2009

I like my women like I like my steak: in the freezer.

KaiserElectric · May 27, 2009

I like my women like I like my steak: mouth-wateringly delicious!

Narz · May 28, 2009

ILMWLILMS : tender, juicy & waiting for me on my kitchen table without dressing.

Kal'thzar · May 28, 2009

Fr8monkey said:
I like my women like my steak: Tough, chewy and still bleeding.

the Winner goes to the monkey...

my own thoughts:
I like my women like I like my steak: Pink and bloody
or
I like my women like I like my steak: Dead

Carry on!

Fr8monkey · May 28, 2009

It's good to be the King!!

With a tip of the hat to Mr. Gump..

Life is like alot like a pillow:

Veritass · May 28, 2009

Life is a lot like a feather pillow: the more inferior life forms you destroy, the softer you can make it for yourself.

Dumanios · May 28, 2009

Life is a lot like a pillow:Take someone elses if you need one.

carmen510 · May 28, 2009

Life is like a pillow: Overrated, yet full of dreams.

Eastwinn · May 28, 2009

Life is like alot like a pillow: beneath me.

choxorn · May 28, 2009

Life is a lot like a pillow, looks soft, but once you have it for a while, it becomes a female dog.

Yeekim · May 29, 2009

Life is a lot like a pillow - smothering if applied with excessive pressure.