Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Parto Uno:

[dwaxe]

I like my women like I like my improv comedy threads. Anyone on the Internet can join in!

 

[Fr8monkey]

I like my women like I like my improv comedy threads: When the posters follow through....

ON TIME!!

 

[choxorn]

I like my women like I like my comedy improv threads- everyone gets in on the first try.

 

[classical_hero]

I like my women like my comedy improv threads - since I never have a chance to win one anyway.

 

[holy king]

i like my comedy improv threads like i like my military parades

- messy, disorganised and making no freaking sense.

 

[Mise]

I like my women like my comedy improv threads - since I never have a chance to win one anyway.

 

[Narz]

I like my women like I like yo momma, pleasuring me & making CFCers laugh.

 

[choxorn]

I like my internet like I like my contests: Running smoothly.

 

[Fr8monkey]

Where is this train wreck of a thread going?

 

[Narz]

to yo mama's & yo sista's workplace, they're having a 2fer1 special!

regardless of either my comedy thread's or my women's nuttiness though I continue to enjoy bumping them.

 

[warpus]

I like my women like my toilet paper: soft on my ass

 

[Veritass]

OK, what do you guys think you're doing to my thread?!?

Let's stop posting random combinations of things, and return to a contest. I will post the contest, and let's see if you can get creative on this one:

My parents are like those coupons that you get in the Sunday paper: ...

 

[Narz]

My parents are like those coupons that you get in the Sunday paper

Only helpful financially when you're buying what they want you to.

 

[classical_hero]

My parents are like those coupons that you get in the Sunday paper - not worth the price you paid for them.

 

[Mise]

My parents are like those coupons that you get in the Sunday paper: loss leaders.

 

[carmen510]

Totally forgot this thread, sorry. Just follow Veritass.

 

[Veritass]

I declare Narz the winner of this round with:

Only helpful financially when you're buying what they want you to.

Give us the next pearl to work with, Narz.

 

[Narz]

I like my sexual experiences like I like my flame wars...

 

[choxorn]

I like my sexual experiences like I like my flame wars: As often and angry as possible.

 

[Joecoolyo]

I like my sexual experiences like I like my flame wars: Extremely long