Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by Zack, Mar 1, 2015.
That he's technically a hare.
...his secret past---
how she paid her way through college.
...that it's not easter
the "chocolate eggs" he leaves out are actually rabbit dung.
why he's hiding the Easter Eggs.
he voted for ross perot
SORRY FOR THE DELAY
Your mother is like Texas
Her ego is bigger than every other person on the planet.
Unable to admit when she has lost.
Larger than most European nations.
A lot of people have jumped her border.
Lots of Mexicans inside her.
Appeared in "Supersize Me".
Full of men drilling into her.
Can touch Louisiana and New Mexico at the same time.
Should have been embarrassed when everyone saw her Bush.
Everything's bigger in Texas
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