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Comedy Improv One-Liner Thread 3.0

Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by Zack, Mar 1, 2015.

  1. GPuzzle

    GPuzzle Available in wax cylinder!

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    That he's technically a hare.
     
  2. Uncle Sparky

    Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker

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    ...his secret past---
     
  3. Uncle Sparky

    Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker

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    how she paid her way through college.
     
  4. madviking

    madviking north american scum

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    ...that it's not easter
     
  5. azzaman333

    azzaman333 meh

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    the "chocolate eggs" he leaves out are actually rabbit dung.
     
  6. MartinLuther

    MartinLuther look at this kawaii anime boy i found :)

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    why he's hiding the Easter Eggs.
     
  7. Kennigit

    Kennigit proud 2 boxer

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    he voted for ross perot
     
  8. Zack

    Zack 99% hot gas

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    Hello? Perfection?
     
  9. Perfection

    Perfection The Great Head.

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    SORRY FOR THE DELAY :cry:

    :trophy3rd:
    :trophy2nd:
    :trophy:
     
  10. JollyRoger

    JollyRoger Slippin' Jimmy Supporter

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    Your mother is like Texas
     
  11. Daedwartin

    Daedwartin Emperor

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    Her ego is bigger than every other person on the planet.
     
  12. jackelgull

    jackelgull An aberration of nature

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    Within the realm of impossibility
    Unable to admit when she has lost.
     
  13. Zack

    Zack 99% hot gas

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    Larger than most European nations.
     
  14. Verarde

    Verarde Pondering Wearing A Hat

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    A lot of people have jumped her border.
     
  15. Dumanios

    Dumanios MLG

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    Lots of Mexicans inside her.
     
  16. GPuzzle

    GPuzzle Available in wax cylinder!

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    Appeared in "Supersize Me".
     
  17. west india man

    west india man Immortal

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    Full of men drilling into her.
     
  18. warpus

    warpus In pork I trust

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    Can touch Louisiana and New Mexico at the same time.
     
  19. Timsup2nothin

    Timsup2nothin Deity

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    Should have been embarrassed when everyone saw her Bush.
     
  20. JollyRoger

    JollyRoger Slippin' Jimmy Supporter

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    Spoiler :
    Everything's bigger in Texas

    Winner:

     

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