Comedy Improv One-Liner Thread 3.0

[GPuzzle]

The Easter Bunny lies awake each night fearing everyone will find out...

That he's technically a hare.

 

[Uncle Sparky]

...his secret past---

 

[Uncle Sparky]

The Easter Bunny lies awake each night fearing everyone will find out...

how she paid her way through college.

 

[madviking]

The Easter Bunny lies awake each night fearing everyone will find out...

...that it's not easter

 

[azzaman333]

The Easter Bunny lies awake each night fearing everyone will find out...

the "chocolate eggs" he leaves out are actually rabbit dung.

 

[dragonprobably]

The Easter Bunny lies awake each night fearing everyone will find out...

why he's hiding the Easter Eggs.

 

[Kennigit]

he voted for ross perot

 

[Zack]

Hello? Perfection?

 

[Perfection]

SORRY FOR THE DELAY

That's not actually his fur that he's wearing...

he voted for ross perot

Who has been "down the rabbit hole"

 

[JollyRoger]

Your mother is like Texas

 

[Daedwartin]

Your mother is like Texas

Her ego is bigger than every other person on the planet.

 

[jackelgull]

Your mother is like Texas

Unable to admit when she has lost.

 

[Zack]

Your mother is like Texas

Larger than most European nations.

 

[Verarde]

Your mother is like Texas

A lot of people have jumped her border.

 

[Dumanios]

Lots of Mexicans inside her.

 

[GPuzzle]

Appeared in "Supersize Me".

 

[W|M]

Full of men drilling into her.

 

[warpus]

Can touch Louisiana and New Mexico at the same time.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

Should have been embarrassed when everyone saw her Bush.

 

[JollyRoger]

Spoiler :

Everything's bigger in Texas

Winner:

Full of men drilling into her.