COmmon typing mistakes

[Takhisis]

Of course I meant 'what'. You're not my little sister and there are no eels in my hovercraft.

 

[gay_Aleks]

Well, you missed a "в". For the unwashed masses out there, the closest sound would be "v".

 

[Timsup2nothin]

Of course I meant 'what'. You're not my little sister and there are no eels in my hovercraft.

What good is a hovercraft without eels?

 

[Gori the Grey]

<nvm>

 

[Zelig]

I don't allow common typing mistakes. If I notice anything happening on a semi-regular basis, I train myself to stop doing it.

 

[Valka D'Ur]

I don't allow common typing mistakes. If I notice anything happening on a semi-regular basis, I train myself to stop doing it.

Do you like Bitcoins? Join #fiftychat for free Bitcions!

Apparently you do allow uncommon typing mistakes.

 

[Takhisis]

Not a mistake. If you join fiftychat we'll give you free Bitcions.

 

[gay_Aleks]

Sadly, Google can't check for the proper use of the subjunctive.

Oh, come on. I just talk like that. Mistreating the English language, is what I am living for.

 

[Valka D'Ur]

@Takhisis: What do they do?

 

[Takhisis]

We have specialised Canadian-speakers so as to provide optimal customer satisfaction.

 

[Zelig]

@Takhisis: What do they do?

They're like Bitcoins except I generate them at will and everyone's reserve amounts and transaction histories are kept in my head.

 

[Takhisis]

Nobody would ever be able to tell the difference.

 

[gay_Aleks]

We can however appreciate the fact that they're not, in fact, Dogecoins.

 

[Hygro]

They're like Bitcoins except I generate them at will and everyone's reserve amounts and transaction histories are kept in my head.

What's my current balance?

 

[Timsup2nothin]

What's my current balance?

Only Zelig is allowed to know that.

 

[Takhisis]

We can however appreciate the fact that they're not, in fact, Dogecoins.

Well, the Venetians are free to issue their own coinage if they so desire.

 

[JollyRoger]

Hiring a masochrist to do my typing.

 

[gay_Aleks]

So he's in such pleasure, he can only communicate through one-sentence blasts?

 

[JollyRoger]

Maybe punishing per post is the mistake.

 

[Zelig]

What's my current balance?

Zero. So far only contre has a non-zero balance, so it's easy to remember all the zeros.

Although I have forgotten contre's specific balance, other than the fact that it's an irrational number.