Conseravative Quiz- What kind of conservative are you?

[caketastydelish]

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bl-conservative-quiz.htm

Me: " You are a Free Marketeer, also known as a fiscal conservative. You believe in free-market capitalism, tax cuts, and protecting your hard-earned cash from pick-pocketing liberal socialists. "

 

[Hygro]

lmfao your link takes me to your results.

 

[caketastydelish]

I edited and fixed for you. Thanks for the heads up.

 

[Wolfbeckett]

I got Free Marketeer too, but the quiz was invalid right from the start. The very first question forced me to pick a bumper sticker, and there was no option for "I'd rather key my own car than put any stickers on it".

 

[classical_hero]

I'm a values conservative.

I took the liberal test and I am a Eco-Avenger.

All the conservative types and all the liberal types.

 

[Hygro]

You are a Freedom Crusader, also known as a neoconservative. You believe in taking the fight directly to the enemy, whether it's terrorists abroad or the liberal terrorist appeasers at home who give them aid and comfort.

Strange, my only neoconservative position was to stop 9/11, ergo stopping what gave power to the neoconservative agenda.


on the librul quiz
You are a Social Justice Crusader, also known as a rights activist. You believe in equality, fairness, and preventing neo-Confederate conservative troglodytes from rolling back fifty years of civil rights gains.


I have no idea

 

[Antilogic]

I got the same Freedom Crusader with my half-hearted attempt at the conservative one, and the Working Class Warrior on the liberal one.

 

[EgonSpengler]

You are a Flag-Waving Everyman, also known as a patriot. You believe in championing liberty over tyranny, apple pie over sushi, and that God gave us a two-day weekend so we could enjoy football and NASCAR.

and

You are a Reality-Based Intellectualist[sic], also known as the liberal elite. You are a proud member of what's known as the reality-based community, where science, reason, and non-Jesus-centric thought reign supreme.

btw, cheese burgers, freedom fries, and Red Dawn with Patrick Swayze sounds awesome. Maybe with Sarah Silverman instead of Ann Coulter?

 

[ParkCungHee]

I got free market conservative somehow.

Which was really weird, because I was picking a LOT of theocratic options.

 

[Borachio]

You are a Free Marketeer, also known as a fiscal conservative. You believe in free-market capitalism, tax cuts, and protecting your hard-earned cash from pick-pocketing liberal socialists.

Most of the questions were unanswerable. Still. There it is. I don't know whether to be pleased or not.

You are an Eco-Avenger, also known as an environmentalist or tree hugger. You believe in saving the planet from the clutches of air-fouling, oil-drilling, earth-raping conservative fossil fools.

Most of the questions were unanswerable. Still. There it is. I don't know whether to be pleased or not.

 

[bhsup]

I was so torn with the Ann Coulter (and omg, that would be so awesome, sexy beasty that she is) hot date movie night. I struggled to decide between Red Dawn and The Ten Commandments for a few minutes, but ultimately I went with Red Dawn. Wolverines are cool.

Result: Flag-Waving Everyman
Flag-Waving Everyman

You are a Flag-Waving Everyman, also known as a patriot. You believe in championing liberty over tyranny, apple pie over sushi, and that God gave us a two-day weekend so we could enjoy football and NASCAR.

 

[Smellincoffee]

This seems to be a quiz designed by liberals who only know conservative stereotypes -- there's one question obviously meant for the birthers, one for the warhawks, one for the theocrats... That question about "If you could issue an executive order", for instance, flies in the face of most every Constitutional conservative I know. Presidents aren't supposed to be issuing legislation.

It said I was a "Flag-Waving Everyman".

I was so torn with the Ann Coulter (and omg, that would be so awesome, sexy beasty that she is) hot date movie night. I struggled to decide between Red Dawn and The Ten Commandments for a few minutes, but ultimately I went with Red Dawn. Wolverines are cool.[/IMG]

I went with that one because burgers and fries are easier to tote in than fish and wine.

I took the liberal quiz, too, which is similarly contrived. It declared me a "Working Class Warrior".

 

[Saigon]

I got Free Marketer.

 

[warpus]

I tried to take this quiz just for kicks, but the first question doesn't have an answer for me, so I stopped there. So I guess I'm 0% conservative.. but that can't be right either.

 

[Zack]

I tried to take this quiz just for kicks, but the first question doesn't have an answer for me, so I stopped there. So I guess I'm 0% conservative.. but that can't be right either.

Yeah, the questions and answers were all ridiculous.

 

[Antilogic]

I was so torn with the Ann Coulter (and omg, that would be so awesome, sexy beasty that she is) hot date movie night. I struggled to decide between Red Dawn and The Ten Commandments for a few minutes, but ultimately I went with Red Dawn. Wolverines are cool.

I picked the 300 because I could use that sodium pentothal on myself.

 

[Harv]

I tried to take this quiz just for kicks, but the first question doesn't have an answer for me, so I stopped there. So I guess I'm 0% conservative.. but that can't be right either.

Some of the questions presume that you are living in the USA, which you do not. CH also posted links dividing conservatives and liberals into five categories. Given that there is "humor" in the web address, it is not to be taken that seriously.

They really should have had another option to identify the liberals taking the quiz for kick and giggles.

 

[Hygro]

I picked the 300 because I could use that sodium pentothal on myself.

I picked it because if Coulter and I were on a date, it would mean we'd be needing survivalist food.

 

[Civ'ed]

Freedom Crusader and New Left Hipster.
:/

 

[Timsup2nothin]

At this point I have to admit that I am an ex-conservative. I took my economics and sat quietly when the conservatives entered their absurd alliance with the Christian fundamentalists, but when they threw in with the democratization by invasion lunatics I just left. Once I was totally on my own my economic views evolved too.

A friend of mine says "you can study capitalism, get an economics degree, and be qualified for a high paying government job which would seem to be the antithesis of capitalism...or you can make a more general study of economics, in which case you will wind up a Marxist." I sort of did both.