Perfection has two cows. All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others. This resulted in one being less than perfect, so Perfection butchered it.
BirdJaguars cows named moderation and infraction
Tended to give him a great deal of satisfaction
But then came a day, when they both ran away
And BJ was left, alas, in traction...
Karalysia has two cows. They turn out to be time travelers and after a series of wacky time travel adventures, Karalysia becomes the president of the now indipendent nation of Minnesota. The cows eat grass.
Birdjag's cows look towards the sky,
with mournful looks, they turn and sigh.
One says "I'm glad that his internet job gives him satisfaction..."
"but I wish he didn't name us 'Moderator Action'
Perfection only has 1 cow. The other is on a 4 month ban.
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