Cow me

Perfection had 2 cows, but they made a lame pun and were summarily shot.
 
Perfection has two cows. All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others. This resulted in one being less than perfect, so Perfection butchered it.
 
taillesskangaru has two cows one commits suicide and the other converts to Islam and wages holy war to reclaim Greece for the Ottomans.
 
Karalysia has two cows. They turn out to be time travelers and after a series of wacky time travel adventures, Karalysia becomes the president of the now indipendent nation of Minnesota. The cows eat grass.
 
ArneHD realized that his girlfriend had cheated on him, so he went on rampage and killed his 2 cows while yelling "GARBAGE DAY!"
 
My 2 cows were smart secessionist ones, unlike Virote Considon's, who preferred to remain in a Spanish autonomy.
 
Birdjag's cows look towards the sky,
with mournful looks, they turn and sigh.
One says "I'm glad that his internet job gives him satisfaction..."
"but I wish he didn't name us 'Moderator Action'

Perfection only has 1 cow. The other is on a 4 month ban.
 
Abaddon has two calves.
 
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