Cow me

[Perfection]

Three....so?

I thought you had two.

And why even go there with family members?

Twisted mind and all. Happens.

 

[Mise]

Abbadon has two calves.

Abaddon has two calves.

 

[Dachs]

Abaddon has two calves.

Abbadon has two calves.

Abaddon has two calves.

 

[Masada]

dachs had two cows, one is history, the other wishes it was.

 

[Mise]

Dachs has two cows. They pwn Mise's cows regularly.

._.

 

[Veritass]

Mise's cows pwn Dach's cows. Perfection tries to cowncil Dach's on the cowrect way to cownter such cownfrontations. MobBoss tries to cowntrol the argument, saying this doesn't accownt for Dach's cowardice, which is cowsed by his cowntinence growing up.

Veritass says this is all BULL. I'd steak my reputation on it.

 

[Bill3000]

Dachs has two cows. The first cow is gravely injured by a random soccer ball. The second cow is slaughtered for spare organs for the first cow, only for the first cow to die anyway.

 

[downtown]

Bill3000 has 2 cows, but he shot one after he underperformed on the GRE

 

[Karalysia]

Downtown has 2 cows. They breed and end up having 26.5 calves. Abbadon dates 2 of the calves.

 

[Dachs]

Bill3000 has two cows, but due to a lack of self-confidence he thinks that he only has one.

 

[Karalysia]

Dachs has 2 cows. They are named Demetrius and Meander. They attempt to conquer India.

 

[W|M]

Karalysia has 2 cows. One becomes a loyal Soviet Communist, the other is a Tsarist Russian Nationalist, so they kill eachother.

 

[GhostWriter16]

WIM has two cows. One of them owns South America, the other one owns Not Brazil. So Thunderfall, in his infinite wisdom, permabanned them both, now WIM has no location. So now WIM lives in perpetual nothingness in the realm of the banned.

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[W|M]

1) You deal with the cows, not with me myself
2) Why would ThunderFall permaban me? I've never been even temporarily banned ever.

 

[Karalysia]

westindiaman has 2 cows one becomes a pickpocket and steals his wallet while the other becomes a famous soccer player. The soccer playing cow flees the country after Dilmas wins the election while the pickpocket cow becomes a famous politician.

 

[GhostWriter16]

1) You deal with the cows, not with me myself
2) Why would ThunderFall permaban me? I've never been even temporarily banned ever.

The cows were your location and the Continent Brazil is on

 

[sophie]

Dommy and two cows walk into a bar, the punchline was unfunny.

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

Dachs has two cows. They turn Protestant and defenestrate him.

Mise has two cows. He writes a webcomic about the daily oddities encountered trying to milk them in his London flat.

Dom has 2 cows. He doesn't let them do anything their contract doesn't say they can.

 

[GhostWriter16]

Dommy and two cows walk into a bar, the punchline was unfunny.

Owen Glyndwr had two cows, so he asked the government to take both of them away and provide him with sour milk

(Bonus points to he who gets the reference.)

VRWC had two cows, so he gave one to his neighbor who had none, then coveted it.

(Hint: There's a relation)

 

[downtown]

Cheezy doesn't just have two cows. He has a whole Animal Farm.