Cow me

[Shadowbound]

Cheezy has three cows. One of them used to be Dom's.

In?

 

[downtown]

Owen has 2 cows, which he sold...along with the rest of his farm, to try and buy out Barry Zito's contract.

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

Cheezy doesn't just have two cows. He has a whole Animal Farm.

Downtown has two cows. Everyone obsesses about their love lives.

 

[Azale]

Downtown has two cows. He disowns them after they take their udders to South Beach.

 

[Earthling]

Azale has two cows, but this year they looked sickly and frail, so he wants to fire his ranch hand and hire a new one.

also: Perfection has two cow pies

 

[Karalysia]

Cheezy has 2 cows. One proclaims itself to be a revolutionary vanguard and oppresses the other cow.

Domination has 2 cows. Both of them have mad cow disease. The infection spreads until containment is put into effect and the entire herd is culled.

 

[downtown]

Earthling has two cows, but they have a regrettable habit of choking in January.

 

[Catharsis]

Bill3000 has tú káwz.

Dachs has two cows, although in his latest essay he explores the possible consequences of having two horses instead.

Abaddon has only two cows, because he's decided to move away from livestock and farm boil-in-the-bag rice instead.

Owen Glyndwr has two cows, as well!

Earthling has two cows. He puts denim jeans on them and spends the rest of the day getting angry.

Cheezy has an unquenchable thirst for knowledge, two cows, and an unquenchable thirst for knowledge.

ALTERNATIVELY

Cheezy had two cows, but he killed them and wrote a thousand-page manifesto on the hides.

ALTERNATIVELY

Cheezy has one cow, with all of the ideological baggage that suggests, and it makes his views on people with two cows, well, suspect.

ALTERNATIVELY

Cheezy has no cows, and that is why he never ever smiles or laughs.

 

[Earthling]

If the jeans think is what I think you're referring to, yes, I also would raise my cows to hate baseball.

Bill3000 has two spherical cows.

Catharsis has two cows, but he steals his neighbor's iron to brand them the same.

 

[Lone Wolf]

Opting in.

 

[galdre]

Opting in.

Lone Wolf had two cows but, being a wolf, ate them

 

[Chukchi Husky]

I don't have any cows.

 

[cardgame]

Chukchi Husky has two cows. They do whatever he tells them to.

 

[Birdjaguar]

Birdjag doesn't believe in the existence of his cows because God alone is.

Everything and Nothing are Birdjaguar's cow
Grazing always in the now,
Time and Space are their illusion,
Separation, our delusion.

 

[Camikaze]

Lone Wolf has two cows. One is sane.

 

[Zack]

Camikaze had two cows. They both committed suicide.

 

[W|M]

Zack had two cows which hated each other. That's it.

 

[GhostWriter16]

Cheezy has three cows. One of them used to be Dom's.

In?

Of course they did! But Cheezy's socialist economic system stole one from me!

Actually, that doesn't work, my family would probably benefit from socialism as much as anyone...

But its still WRONG!

Zack had two cows which hated each other. That's it.

Haters gonna hate!

Karalysia had two cows. One was a robot, one was a picture of Glenn Beck. And of course, the third cow came late to the party, and it was an avatar from Avatar.

 

[shortguy]

Azale has two cows. After 9 years of stellar production they stopped making milk this fall. He is concerned.

It has long been conventional wisdom that Dachs had two cows, but Smith and Jacobs (2005), Phillips (2007), and Rodman (2008) have recently cast serious doubt on that claim.

downtown has two cows. They are mooing the blues.

 

[kosiosko 1]

the EU gives Domination a cow, appalled at the inequality of him only having one cow, this slightly unsettles him... so he gives it back


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