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Describe your first kissing experience

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Gogf, Jul 22, 2011.

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  1. emzie

    emzie wicked witch of the North

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    I have smoked pot while living in Ottawa. This is the non emergency number for the local police: 613-236-1222. Please do call. I'm sure they'll consider it very important to take such a career criminal like me off the streets.
     
  2. The_Tyrant

    The_Tyrant Values Guardian

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    I can tell you for a fact that drunk driving is the leading cause of death for teenagers and college students.

    Perhaps you can tolerate your reckless lifestyle, but remember that you share the road.
     
  3. azzaman333

    azzaman333 meh

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    Please elaborate on how smoking pot endangers others.
     
  4. Shylock

    Shylock Hey smiling strange

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    I smoked out with some mexican girl in the backseat of my car in a parking garage at my college. :mischief:
     
  5. civver_764

    civver_764 Deity

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    Everyone who drinks drives drunk right?

    edit: 1-317-865-0300. There's the tip line. I can give you my address if you want. See how much they care.
     
  6. Genocidicbunny

    Genocidicbunny Bug squasher

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    Ooh, ooh! I do!

    Too bad for you though that its legal for me. The local PD would probably get a good laugh from your reporting me though.

    Edit: here, I found the non-emergency contact number for the local PD: 408-277-8900
     
  7. Zelig

    Zelig Beep Boop

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    Where did you learn this fact?
     
  8. Atticus

    Atticus Deity Retired Moderator

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    Moderator Action: Less drugs, alcohol and cigarettes, more kissing, please.
     
  9. emzie

    emzie wicked witch of the North

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    The same place all facts are learned: intuition.
     
  10. Genocidicbunny

    Genocidicbunny Bug squasher

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    Intuition and wiki.
     
  11. civ_king

    civ_king Deus Caritas Est

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    In my high school cafeteria, a girl walked up, turned my head a planted a lip on lip kiss. I felt violate, I had been psychologically violated. I wanted to crawl up into a ball and die. This may also account for my inability to fall in love with women.
     
  12. CaptainF

    CaptainF The Professional Poster

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    Whereabouts in Oregon?
     
  13. emzie

    emzie wicked witch of the North

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    Perhaps you weren't attracted to women in the first place?
     
  14. Genocidicbunny

    Genocidicbunny Bug squasher

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    I just facepalmed myself to full wakefulness.
     
  15. CaptainF

    CaptainF The Professional Poster

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    You see, all those things you mentioned do endanger others.

    If you think something like robbing a convenience store is in anyway comparable to smoking doobies and drinking beers, I'd say you've been smoking doobies and drinking beers to excess in order to have such flawed reasoning.
     
  16. Atticus

    Atticus Deity Retired Moderator

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    Moderator Action: Did this go unnoticed?
     
  17. civ_king

    civ_king Deus Caritas Est

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    Well I'm not attracted to guys, and the chance of being asexual is statistically very small.
     
  18. CaptainF

    CaptainF The Professional Poster

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    Perhaps she was hideously ugly?
     
  19. Genocidicbunny

    Genocidicbunny Bug squasher

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    Well you have so far not made a very good case for either of those points for yourself.
     
  20. ZeletDude

    ZeletDude The Lion

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    Horning's Hideout, near North Plains Oregon.
     
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