Do you have a moustache or a beard ?

[Narz]

I shave about twice a week. I would shave about twice a month but my girlfriend find my beard itchy.

 

[Tenochtitlan]

What about a goatie

 

[Raisin Bran]

Nah, I hate it too.

I use to have a moustache, my wife liked it. I kept it for about a year, and then shaved it off.

I don't grow facial hair very quickly. 24 hours later it's less than a 5 o'clock shadow. So I get by shaving every two or three days.

Lucky you.

I get the 5 oclock shadow ..... if I don't shave in my 2 days off I have to trim it before I shave.

I use an electric 3 circular blade razor ...... shaving manually rips off my skin and I used to have a 1 blade electric razor and it irritated like hell, this one is smoother. I need a smooth shave because I put after-shave.

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

I usually shave on Sundays (have to look good for church, that's where all the ladies are) and again on Wednesday. I will skip Wednesday if I am unemployed (and therefore not leaving the house) at the time.

 

[downtown]

I usually wear a few days stubble. I like it because I can't be arsed to shave everyday, and my girlfriend likes it because it makes me look a little older. After a few days though, I usually shave everything off, because then my face itches. I always shave before I travel, because with facial hair, I look middle eastern, and I get pulled out of line all the time.

I only had a beard once, when I went camping in Canada for two weeks. It looked kinda cool on me (at least I thought), but it was in the middle of summer, so I shaved it off

 

[Perfection]

I have small tufts of hair at the corners of my mouth.

What are these called?

 

[MobBoss]

I have small tufts of hair at the corners of my mouth.

What are these called?

Fungus.

Anyway, I have to shave daily or I look like a Yeti. Sometimes I wear a moustache, but I cant wear a beard in the miltary...its against the rules. Would like to grow a full beard for awhile after I retire just to see what it looks like...then would probably trim it down to a Van Dyke (the wife thinks Van Dykes are sexy).

 

[Dann]

I get the start of a moustache and a beard only on those weekends when I'm not going anywhere and so skip shaving.

Otherwise my face is as smooth as a baby's bum. But it's man-made. Curse the need for corporate image!

If needed I can grow both, just let them be for a week or so.

 

[Cuchullain]

I shave every other day. I often sport a goatee, but decided to keep it off recently. Too much grey for my age (I'm just shy of 40).

 

[CaptainF]

Fungus.

Anyway, I have to shave daily or I look like a Yeti. Sometimes I wear a moustache, but I cant wear a beard in the miltary...its against the rules. Would like to grow a full beard for awhile after I retire just to see what it looks like...then would probably trim it down to a Van Dyke (the wife thinks Van Dykes are sexy).

My dad has had his beard for about 31 years straight so far. So there must be something appealing about it.

Of course, then again, I saw a picture of him without a beard, and to be honest he doesn't look that great.

 

[7ronin]

I have a white beard and mustache.

 

[Heretic_Cata]

A lot of both. Shaving is so boring.
I shave once every 2 weeks, and by then i grow a large neck beard and a moustache.

If i shave in the morning, i get a 5 o'clock shadow before 5 o'clock.
Really, imediatly after i shave, looking closely at what's left i can see these huge black dots everywhere ... my beard hair is just too thick.

 

[Simon Darkshade]

Gone from a Kaiser Bill and reasonable winter beard to a Fuhrer and a couple of weeks of trimmed growth.

 

[tomsnowman123]

I don't get either yet, although I will have to shave soon (maybe a few months, maybe more) because of a moustache I am beginning to get. Frankly I am not looking foraward to shaving days, I don't want a beard or anything.

 

[classical_hero]

You also need one if you want to be evil

My goatee is very similar to Spock's.

 

[Che Guava]

I got myself a red goatee (sp?), which throws some people off, since the hair on my scalp is blond. And yup, it just grows like that....

 

[Bartleby]

I had a beard and moustache for 12 years but I shaved it off last summer. Now I shave...sporadically; sometimes every day for a week, sometimes leave it for a couple of weeks (but then it's a pain to shave).

 

[IglooDame]

Moustache only. I could probably sprout a decent beard in a week, my five-o'clock shadow shows up by midafternoon.

 

[Simon Darkshade]

Those little pics of Stalin, the Vulcan and the other bloke are nothing in terms of evil.

Now, Fu Manchu, he had classy evil facial hair.

 

[Shaihulud]

Otherwise my face is as smooth as a baby's bum. But it's man-made. Curse the need for corporate image!

Aiiee! I understand that very well. I shaved off mine when i understand that it was detrimental to my career, during the interviews. Not to worry, now i have a job, im growing it back! Of course now i have the reputation of a wierd degenerate reprobate.