Do you have a moustache or a beard ?

[marioh]

EDIT: Just for the record, I've been able to grow a full beard since before my freshman year in high school. I've long suspected that somewhere in my family tree several generations back, there was a deviant who took an orangutan as a spouse.

If I try to grow a beard, I end up looking like the guy in Team America.
Interestingly enough, the ladies don't find patches to be all that attractive.

 

[Xanikk999]

Im 19 and i have barely any facial hair.



Although i have a single hair beard. And that one hair is very long!

 

[Vietcong]

i got chops.

 

[CaptainF]

I have shaved my beard, and now I have a goatee and mustache.

I think I look way better.

 

[Hadrean]

I have a mustache and I'm 12.

 

[Xanikk999]

I have a mustache and I'm 12.

Thats outrageous! Is it a full mustache? If so your either lying or your some abnormally hairy breed of human.

 

[CaptainF]

I have a mustache and I'm 12.

Your probably like me at age 12, when I was getting a nascent mustache.

 

[Hadrean]

Thats outrageous! Is it a full mustache? If so your either lying or your some abnormally hairy breed of human.

No it's not full yet but everytime I go meet someone they say:" You have a mustache".

 

[mrtn]

Moustache and goatee. And a fiddly little soul patch. I've had the goatee since a little before I could actually grow one () at 19, and the moustache went on and off for some years, but now I've had it since the last millenium, at least.
I'd like to be able to experiment with side burns, but my genes dislike that idea.

I'm of the firm belief that a real man grows a beard.

 

[shortguy]

I have neither, though I often neglect shaving longer than I should. It doesn't grow very evenly, so I ought to shave it frequently, but I'm too lazy.

 

[MasterShake]

I've been growing a gotee for about a month and a half but I think I will shave it soon seeing that I'm only 15(can't be the weird freshman with facial hair).

 

[Azash]

Some undecided thing between a full-faced-beard and handlebars/goatee/sideburns. When I shave I leave the goatee.

 

[IglooDame]

I'm clean shaven, but people tell me if I grew it out I could pass for much older. Just the other day an undergrad at MIT thought I was getting a grad degree (I'm in high school, rising senior).

I used to get carded all the time in my late teens and early 20s, that ended abruptly when I grew a moustache.

 

[Whomp]

I used to get carded all the time in my late teens and early 20s, that ended abruptly when I grew a moustache.

Hah. We didn't have to resort to that. We stayed clean shaven by buying "the dude" a quart of Olde English 900.

 

[ComradeDavo]

I shaved yesterday. So no beard for me anymore. Well...for about a week or 2 till it grows back

 

[mrtn]

I shaved yesterday. So no beard for me anymore. Well...for about a week or 2 till it grows back

Boo! Traitor!

 

[Azale]

facial hair = teh suck after about 1 week for me.

Just not my style.

 

[Nixnutz]

Bearded since 1977....moustache since 1973...both greying. My wife has never seen me without it, nor will she.....she thinks it's rather sexy.

Grew the beard only cuz I hate to shave.....plus it saves time in the morning.....allows for a few more z's.

Hmmmm.....any of you guys more than a gleam in daddy's eye in '73????

 

[Whomp]

Bearded since 1977....moustache since 1973...both greying. My wife has never seen me without it, nor will she.....she thinks it's rather sexy.

Grew the beard only cuz I hate to shave.....plus it saves time in the morning.....allows for a few more z's.

Hmmmm.....any of you guys more than a gleam in daddy's eye in '73????

'73?
Let's see I played catcher for the first time in Bronco league, over the phone I asked Tim T. to ask his sister Lisa T. if she'd go out with me. She shut the Whomper operation down. Elton John and Tony Orlando and Dawn were en fuego. But I knew the words to "Angie" by the Stones. Oh and btw she paid the price 3 years later.

 

[Nixnutz]

Definitely more than a gleam there Whomper....I was more into Bruce Springsteen, Weather Report and a long haired beauty named Lynn....never stood a chance cuz she had a case for the college's star wide receiver.

Just seems like there's a lotta young'ns in this thread.