Do you have a moustache or a beard ?

[Eran of Arcadia]

Then you're just a kid.

I'm 23 years old, I am fairly certain I am older than you young whippersnapper, and I don't think the facial hair is ever coming. I will be like this at age 50.

 

[IglooDame]

I'm 23 years old, I am fairly certain I am older than you young whippersnapper, and I don't think the facial hair is ever coming. I will be like this at age 50.

Yeah, wait another decade or two, and you'll be far more concerned with your scalp hair than your facial hair.

 

[Whomp]

Yeah, wait another decade or two, and you'll be far more concerned with your scalp hair than your facial hair.

Hey, I resemble that remark.
Eran be careful of the eyebrows. No Andy Rooney eyebrows.
Those are "gear-run-teed" to scare away all the chicas.

 

[Truronian]

I osscilate between clean shaven and half cm stubble. I like the whole stubble thing but I cant pull off a goatee yet.

 

[Heretic_Cata]

Hey, i just discovered that if i let my beard grow a bit bigger (i didn't shave for 2 & 1/2 weeks) red hairs grow in my beard.

 

[GenMarshall]

None, I shave. I realy dont look good with a beard nor a moustache.

 

[Grisu]

I'm 23 years old, I am fairly certain I am older than you young whippersnapper, and I don't think the facial hair is ever coming. I will be like this at age 50.

I didn't have facial hair until 20, and then it only appeared because I had to shave on a daily basis in the army (you know, it doesn't really matter if it's necessary, it's the army ).
If you really want facial hair, you might try starting to shave regularly

anyway, I'm clean shaven for several reasons

a) I think mustaches look silly, beards look old
b) I have irregular facial hair, so it would look rather silly
c) my gf likes it that way

 

[Gladi]

Yeah, wait another decade or two, and you'll be far more concerned with your scalp hair than your facial hair.

Some of us are manly enough to develop baldness by twenty .

 

[IglooDame]

Some of us are manly enough to develop baldness by twenty .

The only proper response to this is:

 

[Chukchi Husky]

Guybrush: I'm on a whole new adventure.
Pirate: Growing a mustache?
Guybrush: No, Bigger than that.
Pirate: A beard?!?

 

[Grisu]

monkey island is just hilarious

 

[BadHorsie]

Does anyone under 30 these days actually grow a moustache? (Unless you come from, like, Germany or something).

 

[Rambuchan]

Yeah, wait another decade or two, and you'll be far more concerned with your scalp hair than your facial hair.

Once again, showing a classic disregard for your unforgivable, upper lip felonies. Distracted by the chrome dome

 

[IglooDame]

Once again, showing a classic disregard for your unforgivable, upper lip felonies. Distracted by the chrome dome

My dome is only partially chromed, but at the tender age of 37, I deserve better.

 

[MamboJoel]

Does anyone under 30 these days actually grow a moustache? (Unless you come from, like, Germany or something).

Wow that was mean !

 

[Raisin Bran]

Wow that was mean !

but hella funny !

 

[marioh]

The only consolation I get from not being able to grow a beard is the fact that the hair on my head grows like crazy. I'd much rather have no facial hair than no head hair.

Plus, it just means that I'm further along the evolutionary ladder away from our hairy primate ancestors.

 

[bhsup]

I grow a beard every October and shave it off every March. I see no reason why I shouldn't use the God given built-in weather protection I was born with.

EDIT: Just for the record, I've been able to grow a full beard since before my freshman year in high school. I've long suspected that somewhere in my family tree several generations back, there was a deviant who took an orangutan as a spouse.

 

[Syterion]

I'm clean shaven, but people tell me if I grew it out I could pass for much older. Just the other day an undergrad at MIT thought I was getting a grad degree (I'm in high school, rising senior).

 

[philippe]

i shave it. if i had black hear i would try to copy zappa, but a blond version of that is just ridiculious