VRWCAgent said:EDIT: Just for the record, I've been able to grow a full beard since before my freshman year in high school. I've long suspected that somewhere in my family tree several generations back, there was a deviant who took an orangutan as a spouse.

If I try to grow a beard, I end up looking like the guy in Team America.
Interestingly enough, the ladies don't find patches to be all that attractive.
