Imperium Offtopic
umDUMB! Episode I:
(Non-canon for both DYOS and IOT)
Since I wrote the text in pencil, let me make a copy of it all for you:
I. Eat missile you vile Byzantinedacoot!
II. Ai Backaya! (I'll leave the translation of this gibberish to your imagination)
III. Well drat. Good thing I still have that (homing) beacon.
IV. HAHAHAHA! Thanks to you (and my reality-bending abilities), Liberalopolis (NYC) has been destroyed!
V. ...Forget it. We'll settle this man to mutant!
VI. Crashalamus: Shakala! Neomega Cortex: Stupid marsupial! Crashalamus: WOOHOO!
VII: Up next: TF vs. Thorvald - Battle for IOT!
Notes -
1. This is meant for humorous purposes only; please do not be offended if you're featured.
2. It's non-canon, so who cares.

3. I am not implying any qualities about Omega or Math based on who I made them; Omega merely fit the "evil genius set on world domination" thing, and so Math was given Crash. The reason Crash is depicted as a bit... simple-minded is not meant to be an attack on Math, but simply because despite the fact I wanted to satire those two, I also wanted to keep the characters in-character, even with their new features. So Cortex remains diabolical and prone to fits of rage, and Crash remains having a child-like attention span.