Drunk in school?

[The Last Conformist]

This is most amusing.

 

[Jawz II]

nobody would admit the true motives behind their school drunken-ness, because it all seems so pathetic (because it is). Heck they probably don't even realize it themselves half the time.

what, boredome? if i wasnt worried id get caught id be high all day at work, and of course i wouldnt tell anyone (again, dont want to get busted)

it wont make me any cooler, but it would make work so much more fun

 

[nonconformist]

In my experience, the funniest things happen while sober (like last week )

 

[Bigfoot]

I have never been drunk or stoned in school, it would be a complete waste of a perfectly good buzz.

 

[Fifty]

I have never been drunk or stoned in school, it would be a complete waste of a perfectly good buzz.

Exactly. Why someone would want to get drunk and go sit through history class instead of getting drunk and partying is one of the major pieces of evidence that everybody who does it does it to get attention.

 

[volta]

Exactly. Why someone would want to get drunk and go sit through history class instead of getting drunk and partying is one of the major pieces of evidence that everybody who does it does it to get attention.

They're not getting drunk and sitting in history instead of getting drunk and going to a party, they are getting drunk and sitting in history instead of going to history sober.

At my school you can only have 9 absences before you get no credit for the class so I am sure when people are drunk at school they would rather not be there but they have to go. Being drunk just makes it more fun for them.

 

[Bigfoot]

^ I was being a bit tongue in cheek there. I had to pay for my own tuition and books, so cutting class just to party was not a habit. But on those rare days when I really did need to blow off some steam I didn't go to class drunk or stoned. That is a total waste of time IMHO, you may as well be somewhere else so you can enjoy yourself. School is school and play is play.

 

[Rhymes]

Exactly. Why someone would want to get drunk and go sit through history class instead of getting drunk and partying is one of the major pieces of evidence that everybody who does it does it to get attention.

Have you never done any fun stupid stuff for no reason?

 

[Fifty]

Have you never done any fun stupid stuff for no reason?

there is nothing FUN about drinking in school. That is the problem. Drinking and going out to parties or clubs or bars or whatever is fun. Sitting through history class being drunk isn't. And don't tell me that I can't be the judge of what is fun for other people, because I can. The fun that other people derive from drinking in school is that from having people ask them "dude are you drinking" so they can beam with pride and whisper back "you KNOW I am... but don't tell anybody I'm trying to keep it on the d.l.". I'm not saying losers don't have fun doing loser activities, but that doesn't negate their loserness.

 

[Rhymes]

there is nothing FUN about drinking in school. Sitting through history class being drunk isn't. And don't tell me that I can't be the judge of what is fun for other people, because I can.

ok good thing you told me, cuz thats what I was about to say

Anyway, its no use arguing, but I think your way too judgmental... Maybe you'll learn when you grow up

 

[AceChilla]

there is nothing FUN about drinking in school. That is the problem. Drinking and going out to parties or clubs or bars or whatever is fun. Sitting through history class being drunk isn't. And don't tell me that I can't be the judge of what is fun for other people, because I can. The fun that other people derive from drinking in school is that from having people ask them "dude are you drinking" so they can beam with pride and whisper back "you KNOW I am... but don't tell anybody I'm trying to keep it on the d.l.". I'm not saying losers don't have fun doing loser activities, but that doesn't negate their loserness.

Did they pick on you in school because you didn't drink or something?

Seriouslly. being stoned in class is fun I can testify to that. Playing Fussball stoned in the Aula is ever more fun.

The great part is almost noone will notice it. Thats the difference with alcohol. But to each his own.

 

[Fifty]

Did they pick on you in school because you didn't drink or something?

The classic internet rebuttal. Did they pick on you because you're so ********? I drank in high school, and I made fun of the idiots who thought they would get cool points for coming to school drunk. Maybe every city everywhere is totally different than mine, but from my experience it is the kids that hate themselves and DESPERATLY want to seem cool that go to school drunk.

Playing Fussball stoned in the Aula is ever more fun.

That does sound fun


edit: my standard line to drunk idiots would be to the effect of "wow, you're sooo drunk. I can't believe you are doing this in school. You are suuuuuuuuuuch a cool rebel. oh wait. you're actually a piece of **** that everybody hates. Do you really think this is going to make people like you, or make girls give you the time of day (at this point I summon the nearest good looking girl), hey do you think this loser is cool now because he's drunk in school? no? that's wierd, because I would think that somebody cool enough to get drunk in school would get all the girls. Oh wait, jeez, I keep forgetting that you're not cool, you're a piece of crap. Hey I have a great attention getter that we'd all love even more than your coolguy drinking... how about you kill yourself?"


Right now after reading that, you school-drunks are splitting into two camps, those who think the above is a lie and those who think that I'm "such an immature jerk" or something similar. Should be interesting to see which camp gets more members.

 

[Fifty]

Maybe you'll learn when you grow up

another ******** classic! amazing. I'm the immature one who needs to grow up, and you "getting drung in school is soooo coool" are the mature people? And why the hell can't I be judgemental? I see people judge people all the time around here and it is considered fine and dandy. If I were to say that KKK members are idiots, you would surely not protest, even if I didn't know the personal freaking story of every kkk member.

I think you guys just hate getting called on it for being so ********. It was like the i love you thread awhile back. I hated being called on for being a rationalizing ass to women. I put up a fight for awhile, but now I at least realize it was pretty stupid.

The thing is that I doubt that you guys actually realize it was just for attention. I don't doubt that you honestly think that it was just "for fun" or that you "kept it quiet as hell so nobody would know" but unless every single person posting about how cool it is happens to be one of the RARE exceptions that surely exist, I have a hard time believing your B.S.

 

[AceChilla]

The classic internet rebuttal. Did they pick on you because you're so ********? I drank in high school, and I made fun of the idiots who thought they would get cool points for coming to school drunk. Maybe every city everywhere is totally different than mine, but from my experience it is the kids that hate themselves and DESPERATLY want to seem cool that go to school drunk.

Well I do get that impression you know. Can't help it. Here you are judging people you have never know or seen except on this forum calling them losers/desperate self esteemless morons. And I can't help but think somewhere down the line something happened that made you hate those people so much. Otherwise, why the anger?

 

[Blasphemous]

Fifty, you don't personally insult me here because your words are addressed to those who drink at school, and I do not, but I do get the feeling you are awfully full of yourself. Either that or you had some really really negative experience with people drinking at school, as AceChilla is indicating... Why the hell do you care so much about other people's reasons for getting drunk at school? Why are you so quick to dismiss what people here testify, people whom you've never as much as seen walking by you in the street, not to mention getting to know them and/or seeing how they actually act in school? Do you realize that CFC is not exactly an assortment of random regular people? That the people here tend to be more intellectual and stuff? That they may have different motives from those you observe at your school?
You shouldn't be so quick to judge collectively. I'm sure if there were Klansmen here as part of the community your example would not be so valid. However, this community includes and accepts people who drink at school and does not include and accept any KKK people that I know of, so the comparison is kinda flawed. If, however, you were to assert that all creationists are idiots, even I would object. Creationism is always somewhat stupid, creationists are only often stupid. Those I have met here prove you should not generalize.
I really hope this post doesn't look funny when I'm not dead tired. o.o

 

[cgannon64]

Seriouslly. being stoned in class is fun I can testify to that. Playing Fussball stoned in the Aula is ever more fun.

Perhaps, in that doing anything stoned has a tiny minimum of pleasure. But even that fades, eventually.

I don't see anything particular about class that is conducive to lots of fun while intoxicated, though. The missing part of the equation seems to be some kind of addictive tendency...

(Having never gone to class high or drunk, my only relatable experience was spending an entire day stoned - eating breakfast, watching TV, walking the dog, seeing friends, etc. I can tell you it was exactly like a regular day except it lasted far too long, I barely remember any of it, and it cost me alot of money.)

 

[Fifty]

Fifty, you don't personally insult me here because your words are addressed to those who drink at school, and I do not, but I do get the feeling you are awfully full of yourself. Either that or you had some really really negative experience with people drinking at school, as AceChilla is indicating...

I think it is a combination of being full of myself, and being sorry for the people who honestly think that drinking in school is the path to being cool or getting attention or being viewed as a rebel.

Why the hell do you care so much about other people's reasons for getting drunk at school? Why are you so quick to dismiss what people here testify, people whom you've never as much as seen walking by you in the street, not to mention getting to know them and/or seeing how they actually act in school?

Because they have no credibility to tell the truth. Nobody on earth is going to want to admit the real (or even unconscious perhaps, self-delusional?) reasons that they think it is cool or rebellious to drink in school. Nobody wants to realize that it is a losers activity for losers. Couple that with the fact that I've seen a heckuva lot of school drinkers, school stoners, school coke heads, school oxycontin heads, etc. I can testify that every single one of them does it to be cool, they all try and get people to notice (though they are careful to make it SEEM like they aren't trying to get people to notice), and they all use the same excuses that people here are using.

Do you realize that CFC is not exactly an assortment of random regular people? That the people here tend to be more intellectual and stuff? That they may have different motives from those you observe at your school?

Oh crap, my bad. I forgot that self-described genius intellectuals have real cultured and sophisticated reasons to GET DRUNK IN SCHOOL. They probably were so bored getting straight a's sober that they decided to do 15-20 shots before big tests, just so they could be remotely challenged by the crappy school system that does absolutely nothing to allow their obscenely large intellect to foster and bloom.

You shouldn't be so quick to judge collectively. I'm sure if there were Klansmen here as part of the community your example would not be so valid. However, this community includes and accepts people who drink at school and does not include and accept any KKK people that I know of, so the comparison is kinda flawed.

So it's alright to let people know how ******** they are when they aren't around to see it, but when they are around it is somehow wrong? You think it would be wrong to say that KKK members and neonazis are idiots?

 

[Blasphemous]

It's not a matter of right and wrong, simply a matter of people arguing back at you or not. If this were a community that included and accepted KKK and Neo-Nazis, people would react very differently to the statement that KKK members and Neo-Nazis are stupid racist idiots.
I think I'll go to sleep now before I hurt myself or something. oO

 

[Fifty]

It's not a matter of right and wrong, simply a matter of people arguing back at you or not. If this were a community that included and accepted KKK and Neo-Nazis, people would react very differently to the statement that KKK members and Neo-Nazis are stupid racist idiots.

Precisely. When people do/believe stupid things they never want to admit it.

 

[Louis XXIV]

You're right. I"M SO DRUNKZ RIGHT NOW> OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDD. IM SO DRUNK BUT I SWEAR IT ISNT FOR ATTENTIONN! I SWEEEAR! I WAS CHUGGING EVERCLEAR YESTERDAY BEFORE THE SATS AND I STIL LGOT LIKE A PERFEJCT SCORE! IM SO DRUNK! SOMEOEN PLEASE ACKNOWELDGE ME! PELLEEEEEEEEEEASE!

People I know who get drunk rarely ever mention getting perfect scores on anything (and, although people don't shun those who do well, mowt people don't really care if you do well, they might jokingly call them an over achiever ). And I've never heard anyone brag about doing well on something while being drunk.