DwarfNES III: 99 Barrels of Beer

[JosefStalinator]

Josef has been elected mayor.

Wow, first gay mayor, how progressive. But seriously, was I buying votes the whole time I shoulda been wrestling?

 

[Angst]

The stupidity of dwarfs. In this picture, they are removing the scaffolding which I built to make Daft's tower. Only they are taking the floor from under each other.

Nevermind. Imageshack is broken.

Lol xD I love DwarfNES

 

[Luckymoose]

Jeps is trying to sell his shop for 1891 coin. A price no one else can afford.

 

[IronMan2055]

The elves shan't be very happy when they see my workshop...

 

[Luckymoose]

Sparrow took on a captured wild moose. Then slept in its blood.

 

[Abaddon]

How kickarse is Sparrow now then? An does the Badon do anything?

 

[Luckymoose]

How kickarse is Sparrow now then? An does the Badon do anything?

You have been upgraded to Count Consort actually. Sparrow is a champion, nothing can stop him, until I make him go one on one with 20 goblins.

 

[Terrance888]

No, 20 ogres


then 20 angrey Elves

 

[Luckymoose]

No, 20 ogres

Those are not in the game.

 

[Luckymoose]

The hammerer was ordered by Abaddon to give a furnace operator, Kel Itibrakust 3 hammer strikes. For violating a production order. He was killed by the second hammerstrike.

 

[Luckymoose]

Thlayli's husband died recently after a couple month in bed from a terrible fall down stairs. He could not be saved as his internal organs were bleeding. Now his 3 children and wife, Thlayli, have a net worth of 4400 coin. Surprising I know.

 

[Terrance888]

And they buy/brought J_eps' store?

 

[Luckymoose]

And they buy/brought J_eps' store?

No one is buying it. I made a couple more stores which others have taken up, but every time I look Jeps keeps upping the price on his fine clothing outlet. I just completed my tomb. It's rather large and has a black bronze sarcophagus in it. It is in the most hidden area of the fort. Behind and beyond the magma tube. It is at the end of what I call the Hall of the Dead, tis where hundreds of coffins will one day lie.

 

[Terrance888]

Lock SParrow in?

How well is my fishermen doing? How many imps he fished from the volcano?

 

[Luckymoose]

Lock SParrow in?

How well is my fishermen doing? How many imps he fished from the volcano?

You can't fish imps, besides we killed them all and sealed the magma tube. No fish either. Your guy is probably just being lazy and doing nothing.

 

[sp1023]

Hows the Sheriff doing? Man, I wish I had picked a better character!

 

[e350tb]

Is Sparrow insane?

 

[Luckymoose]

Is Sparrow insane?

No he just likes wrestling wild animals with no armor.

 

[Luckymoose]

CAN SPARROW CONQUER THE CHALLENGE THIS MONTH!? [1 Fox, 2 Moose]

Yes.

 

[Sparrow55]

I am awesome.