DwarfNES: Into the..ground?

Goat Wars II: The Revenge

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"I came to avenge my fathers death by your hoof. Prepare for battle!"

*Loads steel crossbow*


@germanicus: Right away. No sheriff for now. I need to build a room for the sheriff and Iggy cannot be sheriff because he is leader.
 
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And the goat is dead. Two bolts. One to the right front leg and the other to the head. The red is the trail of blood before it died. HS is avenged.
 
Guess we know what the dwarves are eating tonight.

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"Yep, it's Thlayli. Pretty sure my pap was choking on a chicken bone...er summat, when 'e named me.

In Dwarvish, yeh say? Athamtirist, 'Focused Rims.' If I hear any goat-arsed sniggering backtalk comments, it's a smelting hammer to the face, yeh hear? Don't take any *deleted* from cruddy peasant fourth-rates that got shoved out by the outpost factor from the Mountainhomes faster than ah 'cen yell 'pit demon!'

Ah...hammer metal. Into shapes. An' smeltin. With...smeltin...things. Don't give much for yer scraggly little gnats 'at call 'emselves rangers. Girly little midget-elves prancing aroun' the forest, huggin' trees an, an growin' flowers.

Salvepanted? Yeh, that's what summat make o' the dirt hole that flea-ridden, money grubbing outpost factor called a 'fortress.' Miracle if'n the goats or the carp don't kill us in our beds.

'Ah don't plan on talkin' much more, Iggy's comin in with some pig iron, and ah'm the gods-damned dwarf to melt the slag. Eh, an' yer shirt's on fire. Not the forgin' type, heh...heh."
 
YES!!! The game doesent hate me. St. Human-Slaughter smiles upon his child.
 
The forges. With metal forge in top left, smelter in bottom left and wood furnace in right.

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Top left is the under construction sheriff home. Bottom left is the empty and not finished jail with four cells. The right is the also unfinished barracks. We have 3 soldiers.

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Moose, how long have you played this game before it made any sense?
 
Well, the settlement's going very well. Lots of expansion- and thus, lots o' digging! 'Eaving around some rocks too... I 'aven't been able to do this much stoneworkiing for some time.

I suppose there is a good side to being the leader- I get a house. Then, as we were hewin' it out o' the mountain we found a source o' Microline. The fort 'ad no use fo' it so they left it with me. It makes fine tiling, I can tell you that.

Jeps has been acting oddly as o' late. Dancin' all over our new tables. I swea', sometimes I think that Kal and I are the only sane dwarves in all of Sibreklerom.

That changed soon enough. A whole load o' settlers arrived this spring. Turns out that ol' 'Uman Slaughter' had a little dwarf, 'Child Slaughter'. Where the 'ell did that family come from anyways? They've got an odd accent, that's all I can say.

The kid was a rather honour-bound type. First thing he does is go out and kill a goat. Probably wasn't the same goat that killed his old dwarf, but the feeling's there. And we had extra food- though Demetrias still can't cook worth a thing. Fortunately, with 'is ales, you barely notice.

Thlayli Athamtirist is another one of the new arrivals. Interestin' fellow, damn good with hammer and metal. Seems to be a levelheaded dwarf- damn, we do need more o' those. I think I hear Jeps dancing again.

'Luckymoose' Ludemfikod is the only other settler whose name I can recall. He's also a metalworker. Quite a quiet guy, and I can't say much more than that. Well... he makes armor.

Anyway, enough of this log. I've apparently got to do some 'management' work. The 'ouse isn't worth this, is it?
 
I'll be Ast Estilmelbil, the Weaponsmith.
 
Joakim, lord of all cattle, watched as the cow before him ate the grass on the ground. The fresh morning air struck him gently as the mountain wind blowed. The critter swallowed and ate on peacefully. Joakim smiled at it and began walking back to the colony entrance, when Iggy showed up. They both froze at the gaze of each other.

"Good morning, good leader," Joakim said silently.
"Good morning, fellow dwarf," Iggy replied reluctantly.
The cool air between them kept its temperature. Joakim watched Iggy stand with his mighty pick. He knew that his leader didn't respect him. He, in return didn't respect his leader for that. Joakim smiled at Iggy and took a little fruit up from his pocket. Iggy, though, moved on towards the cow, wanting to check how it was right now. Just as Joakim was about to throw the fruit after Iggy behind his back, Iggy asked Joakim:

"How's it going with the animals?"
Joakim halted his action. He lowered the slimy fruit, and put it back into his pocket.
"It's going fine. I think that we should get more bulls for those cows, otherwise we'll be very much out of food when the stock dies."
Iggy looked at Joakim with eyes which obviously didn't care about lifestock.
"Human Slaughter's son just killed the mountain goat that killed him."
Before Joakim had the chance to answer, wanting to reply positively, Iggy then turned around and moved back towards the colony entrance. What a unthankful person, Joakim thought. Just because he didn't like animals.

Joakim raised his fruit...
 
`Luckymoose' Nudenfikod, Armorer cancels Strange Mood: Went insane.
`Luckymoose' Nudenfikod, Armorer is stricken by melancholy!
The War dog (Tame) has been struck down.
`j_eps' Šrithbokbon has engraved a masterpiece!
Stray Kitten (Tame) has adopted `Luckymoose' Nudenfikod, Armorer.
The War dog (Tame) has been struck down.
 
Sorry about lack of updates. I was playing with another fortress in a super cool location. Anyway here is a picture with the new graphic set which I have come to love. I also would like more people to get Dwarves named after them. So people who haven't pick somebody. We have 20 Dwarves.

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With that I begin playing again. I learned some new stuff and will make use of all that stone and build some monster walls. :p
 
Insanity makes you not eat or drink. So after a couple weeks of horrible miserable life. Luckymoose walks outside the fortress and dies as close to the dead animals pile as possible.

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Looking at the corpse of the dead looney, Joakim took forth his shovel. As the previous taskmaster of animals, he was now also the taskmaster of death arrangements (As burial wasn't used here yet, he had to shovel dead people to the big smelly pile of filth and dead fluffy animals). It had something to do with the leader Iggy's neck and a slimy fruit, but that's another story.

Lord Joakim took up the rottening torso with the shovel and carried the dude towards the pile. Throwing the corpse unto the pile, he was now seriously thinking about whether Iggy was to give him a better job or not. Or at least he hoped Iggy to forgive him so that he shouldn't shovel poo-like things all day.
 
@joakim: Funny thing is you moved my stone coffin into my tomb and then placed me in it. Just found that ironic.


Below are the two stories that form the base of the newly designed entrance defense tower. The second floor is half way build, the highlighted tiles are designated but not built. The Tower will have a throne room on top made of silver or something eventually. It will be tall enough so we can throw puppies off it as sacrifice to the God of Blood, Armok himself.
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Floor 1
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Floor 2


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The list of everyone of our Dwarves. So if you want one pick one. One of the recruits is now a Speardwarf because he and his drunk buddies decided that using their own flesh for practice was a good idea. The barracks will be bloody for weeks. Now they are unarmed and cannot kill each other.

We have now lost TWO DWARVES TO THE DEATH!
 
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