I agree most of the names here are quite poor choices, but at least it's better than the girls' list you compiled (the one someone else compiled was not bad). But since I have one of the few traditional, common names in the list, I voted for it.
I was tempted to vote for Jesus, though. I know it's common in Spanish, but in English I don't know of anyone named Jesus. I mean, wouldn't it be awesome to greet someone by saying, "Hi. I'm Jesus."