HOW DARE CHiNA?

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I am SO FURIOUS over what is going in China that I am boycotting ALL Chinese owned businesses. The grocery store down the street from me? Chinese owned. That's right, those filthy socialists OWN the store I've been shopping at ever since I started boycotting all Muslim owned businesses when Muslims murdered thousands of Americans on 9/11. Today, just to spite the Chinese store, I actually shopped at a Muslim owned store today. That's right, I would rather give my business to those TERRORISTS than to give a single penny to those no good monk beaters.

So why am I SO FURIOUS? Because they are such COPYCATS, God dammit! Chinese people are so damn unoriginal. They copy everything from the West. EVERYTHING. I mean, my cloth, my shoes, my toys (yes I still play with G.I. Joe because I'm a frigging patriot), and everything else used to be made by Americans. Then, those no good stealing Chinese started making the same things and actually sold it for less. As if to add insult to injury, they put their annoying little "Made in China" stickers all over the stuff. I'm so SICK of seeing China, China, China, China, everywhere. It makes me almost as sick as dirty illegals hanging out in front of my home depot.

Those Chinese have no shame, they copy everything from us. Did you know that they are using their military to put down rebellions in Tibet? Did you know they are actually trying to move Tibet monks from Tibet and replace them with Chinese people from other parts of China? HOW DARE THEY displace a group of indigenous people by force and repopulate the land with their own? THEY COPIED US! Hey at least when we took the Native Americans' land, we gave them a choice. They can decide to die by smallpox blankets, die from our guns, or die from starvation, because we believed in their freedom, no, their RIGHT to choose. Next thing you know, those Chinese will start reservations in the most inhospitable parts of China and give them to the Tibet monks as a way to compensate for their shameful conquest and mistreatment of Tibet.

And don't get me started on their use of unwarranted violence. Just because we can invade a country under completely false pretenses with zero provocation, DOES NOT MEAN they can just copy us. Come on, can you believe they have been threatening to invade Taiwan if Taiwan declares independence? The nerves of them. You know what separates them from us? When we invade a country for fun and kill a hundred thousand of civilians (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A7967-2004Oct28.html), displace hundreds of thousands to millions of the native population, rekindle their civil divide, destroy their infrastructure, and call anyone who dare rebel "terrorists", we have the good nature to blame it on them for the destruction but still seem like we care about them. Those Chinese? They probably wouldn't even give the international community the benefit of lies.

U.S.A. is #1. We are the best and first in everything. But those Chinese are trying to take our number 1 spot. That's right, they are trying to out pollute us. We have had a healthy lead in greenhouse gas emissions for decades now, and we are the undisputed #1. But Now, those Chinese want to take our #1 title by out polluting us. Luckily, we didn't sign the devil's contract (the Kyoto Protocol) and we'll be able to buy a few more years as the #1 polluter but that's not enough. We need every American patriot to do their polluting share. They can pry the #1 title from our cold dead hands (or should I say lukewarm hands with all this global warming nonsense going around).

Those sadistic sons of Stalin torture animals for fun too. They actually eat dogs over there! What the hell, man? Dogs are man's best friend. Why can't they spend their time doing something useful with cute animals, like cutting off the feet of bunnies and make them into lucky charms? Or for that matter, why not pick up a rifle and go kill some animals for fun. Nothing says freedom like a bullet between the eyes of a deer. Hey, while you're at it, kill a couple of 'em endangered species when no one's looking.

Human rights, again, cooooppycats. We decide what is and is not torture, we decide whose human rights get violated, not them. They are lucky we didn't violate them into submission when we were sharing their country with our European buddies back in the 19th century.

And why are they so pissy and xenophobic? They hold grudges for way too long, I mean can you believe they still remember that time when we colonized them? And they are so hostile toward the Japanese! The same Japanese who gave the world play station, sexbots, and live octopus sushi! Oh boo hoo, the Japanese killed 20 million Chinese in WWII, get over it.

Anyways, I'm so glad my fellow Americans are standing with me in protest of China and their copycattery. China is the biggest threat to America since snakes on airplanes, French Fries, and Mexicans.
 
No good monk beaters is right!

Down with China!
 
That's the right attitude man. But boycotting is not enough, WE MUST NUKE CHINA!!!!:devil::devil::devil::devil::devil: Kaboom, there goes the filthy commies!

Did I say that will wipe out 1/3 of our national debt, cause oil price to drop to 1920's level and solve the world's food problem?
 
Mostly due to all the dogs they make crackers with.

And monks! They're monk crackers!

Spoiler :
That double entendre might have been too much, I've been unable to gather oxygen for several minutes.
 
I read two lines of this then started laughing.

Great satire, general. :salute:
 
Only the beginning was good. Comparing modern China with almost ancient US is lame. It's also lame to compare the oppression of Tibet with the liberation of Iraq.
 
I AM AMERICAN
STUPID CHINESE
CHINA IS PIG DISGUSTING.
DO YOU WANT LEAD TOYS?
DO YOU WANT GREAT LEAP FORWARD?
CHINESE IS PIG
Mao IS A MURDERER
 
Only the beginning was good. Comparing modern China with almost ancient US is lame. It's also lame to compare the oppression of Tibet with the liberation of Iraq.

You're funny. Oh Tibet isn't Iraq. Tibet is Sioux, Iroquois, Apache, Comache, Blackfoot, Navajo, Pueblo...
 
It's also lame to compare the oppression of Tibet with the liberation of Iraq.



Right, because quelling domestic insurrections is actually somewhat justified, whereas invading foreign countries is not. If China invaded Taiwan, then we'd have a comparison.

Actually the Chinese don't need to move the Tibetans anywhere, I mean, Tibet is not really that "Hospitable".
 
This is just idiocy. Justifying China by comparing them to the excesses of the USA is absolutely ridiculous. Atrocities on one side do not justify corresponding acts on another. We cannot justify the Common Agricultural Policy, for example, by comparing it to Stalin's extermination of the kulaks.

Americans hunt animals, they wiped out the Indians and continue to steal their reservation land to the present day? Very bad. America pollutes? Bad. America is xenophobic and ignorant? Bad. Europe exploited China in the 1800s? Terrible.

But WTH does this have to do with Europeans and non-ignorant Americans in the present day protesting human rights abuses from the PRC junta? Are you saying we shouldn't condone negative actions from the west and then condemn them when they're coming from China? That's a decent point, but there is a minor problem. No-one is saying that 19th century imperialism, for example, was acceptable.

You're arguing against a position no-one actually holds in order to justify Fascism and brutality.
 
This is just idiocy. Justifying China by comparing them to the excesses of the USA is absolutely ridiculous. Atrocities on one side do not justify corresponding acts on another. We cannot justify the Common Agricultural Policy, for example, by comparing it to Stalin's extermination of the kulaks.

Americans hunt animals, they wiped out the Indians and continue to steal their reservation land to the present day? Very bad. America pollutes? Bad. America is xenophobic and ignorant? Bad. Europe exploited China in the 1800s? Terrible.

But WTH does this have to do with Europeans and non-ignorant Americans in the present day protesting human rights abuses from the PRC junta? Are you saying we shouldn't condone negative actions from the west and then condemn them when they're coming from China? That's a decent point, but there is a minor problem. No-one is saying that 19th century imperialism, for example, was acceptable.

You're arguing against a position no-one actually holds in order to justify Fascism and brutality.

Hell no brother, justifying brutality is OUR thing! I'm just piss mad because those Chinese are copying us. I better not see no chinks hosing down monks on the street tomorrow! Unless those monks set themselves on fire, then maybe hosing them down would be OK.

By the way, we were also the first to ignore the protests of monks. They copied that from us also.

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Right, because quelling domestic insurrections is actually somewhat justified, whereas invading foreign countries is not. If China invaded Taiwan, then we'd have a comparison.

No. If China invaded Tibet, overthrew a genocidal dictator and installed a democracy, THEN we'd have a comparison.
 
No. If China invaded Tibet, overthrew a genocidal dictator and installed a democracy, THEN we'd have a comparison.

Of course the democracy would have a real effect. I mean what does it mean if insurgants can still kill your children. But who gives a . .. .. .. ., we have democracy. I mean I voted for that guy, can you believe it? Even though he hasn't done . .. .. .. ., and I'm poorer than I was when that . .. .. .. .ing . .. .. .. .. .. .. . Saddam was in power. God I love America.
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