Congratulations! I hope the $0.25-0.5M (or more) eventual expenditure, baby excreta, sleepless nights, toddler excreta, wall-doodling, daycare, education system, and so on and so forth are worth it for you in the end! 
I do mean that. Having children is for people far, far braver than I.

I do mean that. Having children is for people far, far braver than I.
