Robert Can't
Éponine
You weren't meant to tell him that.
Imperium Offtopicum IX
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You weren't meant to tell him that.
Tani Coyote
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Oh, but I'm a compassionate GM! I like to let my players know why any sort of warmongering would be a very, very, very bad idea.
Never mind anyone who's played EU3 here knows what a French blob means for the rest of the world.
christos200
Never tell me the odds
Why did you tell that dammit?
Ailedhoo
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To King Otto, tyrant of the police state that chains Spain.
I heard that Abel Roux may denounce you during the upcoming speech. Next round Corsica will be made either an independent socialist republic or a part of the French Commune. Try to invade us and you will be introducing to the bullets of the French Foreign Legion. The deal is to die.
We will wait to the next round before action. Then your imperial plots will cease. Try to attack and our allies will come. Try to attack and our legions will strike you. Try to attack and the world will know you are a fascist imperialist capitalist pig-dog-like nasty royalist warmonger who will not even be worth making fun of. Know that no mighty empire can bring down the supreme power of liberty, justice and fine wine!
May your people revolt against your tyranny while shouting “VIA LA REVOLUTION!”
Grand Marshal Lisa Tolbert of the French Army, who has been chosen by the Senate to give you this message to demonstrate the glory of our socialist cause!.
christos200
Never tell me the odds
Very well. We wont make any move.
Thorvald of Lym
A Little Sketchy
And then China blew up. 
Omega124
Challenging Fate
Robert Can't
Éponine
I am going to the Isle of Man for a week. Will not be back until Friday. Only limited Internet access - Can't be sure that I'll be able to get orders in. If I don't please automate.
"Grrrr why did you let me know my aggression was suicidal!"
JamesCaesar
People-Vulture
I claim the following territories, and bank my 5 RP points.
RP later
Spoiler :
RP later
Tani Coyote
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Orders locked.
Tani Coyote
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==Hilarity Ensues==
Italy Invades Spain!
4-5
3-2
6-5
4-2
5-2
3-2
Italy takes 6 territories by using up its RP points to negate the amphibious penalty. (+1)
Spain invades France!
France uses 16 RP points total. Spain uses up 8.
6-6
8-8
1-6
1-3
7-7
8-8
Italy Invades Spain!
4-5
3-2
6-5
4-2
5-2
3-2
Italy takes 6 territories by using up its RP points to negate the amphibious penalty. (+1)
Spain invades France!
France uses 16 RP points total. Spain uses up 8.
6-6
8-8
1-6
1-3
7-7
8-8
Tani Coyote
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Update III
Everyone has been granted +5 RP points.
Spoiler :
Everyone has been granted +5 RP points.
Krzowwh
King
Most Tranquil Kingdom of Sindhustan
RP Later
5 RP points to 1 move
All into expansion
Tani Coyote
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Oh right. Border skirmish between the two Indias.
Since Sindhustan claimed first, it counts as the defender.
5-2. Province goes to Sinhala.
Since Sindhustan claimed first, it counts as the defender.
5-2. Province goes to Sinhala.
GenMarshall
High Elven ISB Capt & Ghost Agent
Claims:
Standard Movement in Darkish Purple
Using RP Points in Lightish Purple
Starting PRP: 38
Usage for Expansion: 20
To be Banked: 18
Standard Movement in Darkish Purple
Using RP Points in Lightish Purple
Starting PRP: 38
Usage for Expansion: 20
To be Banked: 18
JamesCaesar
People-Vulture
Claims:
Ejiki Yaqesh entered the limousine with his brother, Ogadu Yaqesh VI, and 3 other Zulu representatives. His brother was the president of the new Zulu Empire, which was ran under a democracy. "Mr. Yaqesh, would you like a drink?" asked one of the representatives. After all the stress of the conference to settle border disputes, he could use a drink, or 7.
As he situated himself in his seat, and reached for his drink, he felt a sharp pain in his ribs, a pain like no other. Then, he felt some sort of liquid spreading across his side, then down his leg. He heard an excruciatingly loud noise, and shouts immediately after that. His vision started to fade as he saw blood pooling on his shirt. After that, everything went blank.
The final days of Ejiki Yaqesh, Part I
Image of Ejiki, days before his assasination
Not much is known about the days before Ejiki's death. He had been on a trip to Europe for a casual meeting with Spain and France. When he returned, stress took over him as he had to attend a conference 3 days after he returned, on expansion borders in Africa. He decided to bring along his brother and 3 other Zulu representatives. When Ejiki was shot, the sniper was also able to pick off the driver of the limosuine, and one of the Zulu representatives.
When Ejiki was shot, there was instantly a reaction. The limosuine swerved to the side, and one of the representatives made an attempt to flee the site. As he was running, he was shot by the sniper. The driver, the scumbag he was, also tried to make a break for it. He wasnt killed instantly, but died of blood loss. Ogadu rushed to his brother's side, as one of the representatives called for help. The third representative, having some medical training, attempted to help Ejiki. He took off his tie, and tried to use it to block the bleeding.
Spoiler :
Ejiki Yaqesh entered the limousine with his brother, Ogadu Yaqesh VI, and 3 other Zulu representatives. His brother was the president of the new Zulu Empire, which was ran under a democracy. "Mr. Yaqesh, would you like a drink?" asked one of the representatives. After all the stress of the conference to settle border disputes, he could use a drink, or 7.
As he situated himself in his seat, and reached for his drink, he felt a sharp pain in his ribs, a pain like no other. Then, he felt some sort of liquid spreading across his side, then down his leg. He heard an excruciatingly loud noise, and shouts immediately after that. His vision started to fade as he saw blood pooling on his shirt. After that, everything went blank.
The final days of Ejiki Yaqesh, Part I
Image of Ejiki, days before his assasination
Not much is known about the days before Ejiki's death. He had been on a trip to Europe for a casual meeting with Spain and France. When he returned, stress took over him as he had to attend a conference 3 days after he returned, on expansion borders in Africa. He decided to bring along his brother and 3 other Zulu representatives. When Ejiki was shot, the sniper was also able to pick off the driver of the limosuine, and one of the Zulu representatives.
When Ejiki was shot, there was instantly a reaction. The limosuine swerved to the side, and one of the representatives made an attempt to flee the site. As he was running, he was shot by the sniper. The driver, the scumbag he was, also tried to make a break for it. He wasnt killed instantly, but died of blood loss. Ogadu rushed to his brother's side, as one of the representatives called for help. The third representative, having some medical training, attempted to help Ejiki. He took off his tie, and tried to use it to block the bleeding.
Ailedhoo
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To Abel Roux, our Premier
I am pleased to report that the Unity Committee is doing its job with the unification of France. The Collectives of Brittany has decided to become part of our Commune. We should soon see France as one nation again.
In light of our stand against the imperialist King Otto, Corsica has been placed under our control. We will be conducting a referendum to see if it wants to an independent country or a part of the French Commune. We will send a party of diplomats to inform King Otto of Spain about possible peace deals. In return for peace they must agree to make the monarchy constitutional and to pay a small compensation of 5 RP to the Commune.
Via la revolution
Robert Samson.
P.S. Below is the map of the claims. 10 RP have been used for two extra claims. All other RP will be stored for "just in case."
I am pleased to report that the Unity Committee is doing its job with the unification of France. The Collectives of Brittany has decided to become part of our Commune. We should soon see France as one nation again.
In light of our stand against the imperialist King Otto, Corsica has been placed under our control. We will be conducting a referendum to see if it wants to an independent country or a part of the French Commune. We will send a party of diplomats to inform King Otto of Spain about possible peace deals. In return for peace they must agree to make the monarchy constitutional and to pay a small compensation of 5 RP to the Commune.
Via la revolution
Robert Samson.
P.S. Below is the map of the claims. 10 RP have been used for two extra claims. All other RP will be stored for "just in case."
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