Imperium Offtopicum IX

You betrayed me.

King Otto orders the massive extermination of all French in Spanish territory.

Attention: this is a special announmen. In the name of the Commune heed it!

-Mary Allard, speaker for the Senate, is to speak-​

Attention comrades... today King Otto of Spain has decrade public genizide of French peoples in his land. This... war crime will not be unpunished. It has taken 2 and a half minutes for the French Senate to declare King Otto a fascist threat to the safety and liberty of the world and as such we will declare a call to arms for all freedom loving nations to send forces to take on the tyrant. Even the Downfall Gang are invited to join in the liberation of Spain from a Nazi threat.

The Premier has been briefed and will include the formal declaration in his speech in the Glorious Socialist Republic of New Sinhala.

O and Mr. Kapodistrias, whom came to France to go on a debate show, will be taken in for questioning about any tactical information needed to learn in dealing with the Evil King Otto.

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King Otto has been branded as Evil Otto
 
O and Mr. Kapodistrias, whom came to Spain to go on a debate show, will be taken in for questioning about any tactical information needed to learn in dealing with the Evil King Otto.

He never came. In reality we send an other guy. We knew that we shouldn't trust you. Kill this guy. He is a pretender. The real is in Spain.
 
Mr. Ioannis Kapodistrias, Minister of Economy:

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Hhahahahaha. Take that you french.
 
He never came. In reality we send an other guy. We knew that we shouldn't trust you. Kill this guy. He is a pretender. The real is in Spain.

France will look after this figure. We are not brutal. We are love. We will not go down to your level Evil Otto!
 
Christos... Seriously?

"HA I SHOT YOU"
"NO CAUSE I HAVE A SHIELD THE DEFLECTS BULLETS"

@wim: I'm taking that as a trade offer to which I accept.
 
He never came. In reality we send an other guy. We knew that we shouldn't trust you. Kill this guy. He is a pretender. The real is in Spain.

lurker's comment: powergame much?
 
We dont care about this guy, so if you want make him a prince, or kill him. We dont give a s***.
 
King Otto, King of Spain:

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A man enters the office of King Otto.

Man: sir, the traitorous french communist scums have given money to Italy.

Otto: What? Order the execution of all french in Spain.

Man: Very well sir. Also Mr. Trikoupis, the foreign minister, wants to talk with you.

Otto: Bring him in.

Charilaos Trikoupis, Foreign Minister:

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Trikoupis: Hello my King.

Otto: Hello, Mr. Trikoupis.

Trikoupis: France has declared war on Spain. But we shall defend our motherland.

Otto: We shall end this story with those french scums once and for all.

Trikoupis: If all go well, the Spanish Kingdom will become an empire and it will dominate western Europe.

Mr. Chiang, Chinese Advisor of the crown:

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As Trikoupis leaves the office, Mr. Chiang enters the office of the emperor.

Otto: Mr. Chiang!!

Chiang: I have came here to help you my lord. You know that the odds are against us, right?

Otto: I know it. But i also know that our duty is to defend the honor of the Spanish people.

Chiang: Very well my lord. May i oversee the massive extermination of all French in Spain?

Otto: Yes.

Duke George I:

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King Otto telephones Duke George I.

George: My lord, what do you want?

Otto: Prepare your armies. Spain is going on war.

George: Very well my lord. We will crash the French scums.

Duke Constantine, son of Duke George I:

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Constantine comes near his father.

Const.: What is it father?

George: War will come in our lands. Prepare the army.

Const.: It is an honor that i will accept father. Let us exterminate those scums.

Mr. Ioannis Kapodistrias, Minister of Economy:

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Meanwhile Ioannis enters the office of Otto.

Ioannis: My King. Those French think that they have captured me. Hhahah. They will kill the pretender.

Otto: We are smart, aren't we?

Ioannis: Yes my lord. We are. Our economy will soon grow. We have created new factories.

Otto: With our huge industry, we will crush those scums.

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Two pilots talk about the war.

Pilot 1: We shall defend our nation.

Pilot 2: And we will gain glory. I will shoot down at least 30 enemy airplanes and i will kill a hundred troops.

Pilot 1: Don't overdo it.

Pilot 2: :lol:

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- Spanish soldiers in the borders with France

Two soldier and a commander speak about the war.

Commander: Hello soldiers! Formation 23!

Soldiers: Yes sir!!

Commander: I want each one of you to tell me what he will do in this war.

Soldier 1: I will die to defend my country.

Soldier 2: I will die for my religion. I will kill those damned Christians and protect Muslim Spain.

Commander: Bravo my soldiers!! Long live Spain!!!

Soldiers: Long live Spain!!!!

Mr. Eleutherios Venizelos, Prime Minister:

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Venizelos enters the office of the King.

Venizelos: My king, the people approve you, but you need to make a speech.

Otto: Very well Mr. venizelos.

Otto goes in his balcony, where he watch 500,000 people outside his house.

Otto: Dear people of Spain. It is time to defend our country! For many years we have lived under the fear of the communists. But now it is the time to defeat those scums. Let us defend our country. We cant let this land be destroyed!! We cant let our women to be raped, our relatives die, our children left homeless and our houses, that we all worked so hard to create them, be destroyed!! We will fight!!!! Its time to make our last stand!!! And even if they win, at least our future generations will have something to remember!! They will say << Our brave ancestors where a few who fought with many. They were defeated, but they made a heroic last stand. They fought, instead of surrendering. They said INDEPENDENCE OR DEATH!!!!!!>>. FREEDOM OR DEATH!!!!!! FOR OUR FAMILIES!!!! FOR OUR HOMES!!!! FOR OUR KING!!! FOR OUR NATION!!!!!! FOR SPAIN!!!!!!!!!!
 
We are Muslims.

ooc: Didnt knew that. But, o well. It isn't and so important.
 
-Premier Abel Roux of the socialist French Commune looks at a massive audience and begins to speak.-


COMRADES! Today I came to speak of our new found brotherhood and I will speak of that. The Glorious Socialist Republic of New Sinhala and the French Commune will stand side by side for the glory of the socialist cause.

However... sad news came. King Otto of the fascist state of Spain has committed genocide. He has proven to an imperialist aggressor and so France will seek to stop his reign of terror. Already a call to arms has been called against the imperialist Otto and his henchmen. He now wants to create an empire. This evil empire must be faced. We expect all democracies to take part in destroying this empire.

For the safety of the world I am allowing open borders with any state that is in war with Spain.

The socialist cause is of the spreading of liberty, peace and justice. To ensure this I will declare my plot for after the Spanish war: a plot of love. I wish... to declare my plot to see a successor to the UN... a successor that will be effective in dealing with global issues. It will protect liberty, not merely promise to. It will serve peace. It will bring about the true union of the human race and will be set as the peace of the world. So I declare this order to be seeded for after the war and it will be the symbol of global peace, love, justice and liberty. It will have a name that will serve this. Not a disorganised ramble but a true union, single voice, a single collective of humanity... and it will be known as...

The Council of Gaia
 
Ha! You are far too ideological to be ruler of a nation. And soon France will do what it did so many years. It will surrender.
 
I noticed something else.

>attacks France
>claims France declared war

Wat.
 

In the eve of the elections, General Ayane has assembled her future Cabinet in the outskirts of the rural town of Tokushima. Assembeld in an open field with banners with Japanese in writing flying in the wind, the table centered underneath a tent with Ayane's future Cabinet, and on the opposite of Ayane herself, is the flag of the Repubic of Coruscant draped vertically.

Ayane opens her small meeting "Danfuaru Gyangu ha watashi tachi no Danfuaru parod&#299; nitsuite fuhei o ii mashia". She pauses for a moment "Watashtachi no kokka no bujoku made iku koto! Mohou sha oyobi kekkyo jin he no denwa."

Grand Admiral Yoki places in his own two cents "Soko ni owari sashihikaeru, watashtachi nitotte nani mo imi shimasen. Adorufu Hitor&#257; ha, kare no parod&#299; nitaisuru youkyuu o mottei masen."

Ayane then turns to the Grand Admiral "Moshi nippon no bamen ga are ba, kusojijii ha sore o himitsu ni shie oku deshou." then turns and faces down the aisle of the table "Hitor&#257; ga jiyuu o gisei ni shte kare no 'parod&#299;' o dokusen shi tai koto ha akiraka desu!"

Randy Kreg turns to Ayane "Watashtachi ha , Furansu ga Supeinjin to no sorera no tatakai chuu ni, yori tsuyoku naru koto o nozomu beki desu. Furansujin nitaisuru tairyou gyakusatsu no Supein no yousei ha shinpai shte i masu."

Ayane glares at Kreg "Y&#333;roppa no yori ooku no ny&#363;su?"

"Hai" said Kreg "Sore ha mota re tei ta Supein ga mae ni toshi o tora seru ryouiki nikansuru ronsou ni kanshte i masu."

Ayane folds her arms "Great, Y&#333;roppa no yori ooku no mondai. Tsugini, Danfuaru Gyangu ha karera no mono toshte Aruzenchin o youkyuu suru deshou." Ayane shakes her head. She then straighten herself upright "Shinshi. watashtachi ga guntai seisan o zouka sa se hajime, chuukajinminkyouwakoku he kakudai suru toki desu."

Though out the week, Hanna Antilles campaigned extensively for Governor of the Sol system while Ayane placed her hat into the ring for Chancellor of the Republic. The recent downfall parody made by the Downfall Gang has helped Ayane extensively throughout the Republic System. Especially in Nova Terra where she won the Electoral votes, largely thanks inpart to the Nova Terrans who've experienced the Nazis (Though labeled Neo-Nazis to separate them from their World War II and Downfall Gang cousins). While the Correllians just sees the Downfall Gang as a bunch of monolopic fascists, though are as muched irked as the Nova Terrians and Coruscant Earthians.

The elections for the Republic Senate was also effected by what political commentators dubbed "Downfall Gate", causing the older Imperial Party to rake in more seats totaling the percentage to 46% of the senatorial body, The Firebird Republic Party managed to hold on to most of the seats totaling to 40% of the senatorial body, mainly due to the influence of members from the planet of Coruscant that don't wish to see a conflict erupting on Earth over the issue. 7% is held by the Galactic Liberal Party and 7% by the Republic Renewal Party. Ayane herself, does not hold allegiance to any political party while her mother-in-law, Hanna Antilles, aligns herself with The Firebird Republic Party.

Hanna Antilles became the Governor of the Sol system, Representative Khol Hogan became the Governor of the Nova Terra system. Governor of the Corellian-Coruscanti Sector, Taki, managed to reelect himself by keeping his distance from Earthian affairs. Though across the Republic's Systems, the popularity of the Downfall parodies took a nose dive overnight with the Yogscast overtaking them. The HoloNet News Network heavily criticized Hitler's handling of Downfall Parodies.

What also drew the attention of the Imperial Party was the recent developments in Europe between Spain and France. The Spanish cry for genocide against the French not only disturbed the Imperial Party, but the rest of the Republic Systems, which is largely a contributing factor in the push for the Imperial Party to gain more seats in the senate in wishing to see the Republic more assertive and not a rug that everyone walks on.

Spoiler Japanese to English translations :

Ayane: The Downfall Gang has complained about our "Downfall parodies"
Ayane: Going as far as insulting our nation, calling us copycats and Troglodytes
Adm Yoki: There cease and desist mean nothing to us. Adolf Hitler has zero claims what so ever on his parodies.
Ayane: If there was a Japanese scene, the old man (Japanese insult for Old fart/Unpleasant old man) would keep it to himself.
Ayane: It's clear Hitler wants to monopolize his parodies at the cost of freedom!
Randy Kreg: We should hope France would get stronger in their war against the Spanish. The Spanish call for the genocide against the French is troubling.
Ayane: More news from Europe?
Randy Kreg: Yes. It's over a dispute over territories Spain had ages ago.
Ayane: Great, more troubles in Europe. Next the Downfall Gang would start to claim Argentina as their own.
Ayane: Gentlemen. It's time we start increasing our troop production and expand into mainland China.
 
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