Imperium Offtopicum IX

[christos200]

To King Otto of Spain

I am pleased we are getting a grand worth from this, going from hot tension to a step for both our nations to be closure in peace. We have been talking about Corsica... and we consider two possible thoughts on the matter.

1)We give you, the Kingdom of Spain, the full control of the isle.


2) The isle becomes independent... save it will declare you its protector. This may mean a possible military and trading ally for you in the form of that isle, as well as allowing the residence of the isle increased willingness to be loyal to you. France may even get in this... we might offer you the chance to claim the Netherlands. Of course there is a catch: France wants the leader of Corsica to be elected into office as to demonstrate the will of the people in this matter. We will let you decide how to set up the elections.

While you choose out of these options, we will like you inform that we will want the people of Corsica to have their civil rights respected the fullest. This deal is costing me many votes from the more radical members of the Commune due to the isle's history as a part of France. Consider this deal to be written in my blood.

May both our powers grow strong and healthy as we set on our paths to our aims.

Premier Abel Roux.

P.S. Victor Miles of “So what is your view on the matter” has sent an invite to Mr. Ioannis Kapodistrias to come on his show. Mr Miles felt that a debate on economics could be healthy in a time of trade deals around the globe.

I will accept the second, if you let me claim the Netherlands next turn. But i dont want a democracy. Spain is an absolute monarchy and my people will revolt against their King and ask for democracy. Democracy is a word forbidden in Spain. But we shall accept your offer, if the elected government has to be a approved by the King, before it can rule. Or i, since i will set up the elections, could use the police to make sure that only the wise people rule the isle.

Mr. Ioannis Kapodistrias, Minister of Economy:

Mr. Kapodistrias accepts your invitation.

 

[Tyo]

Usually countries don't show off how corrupt they are publicly in front of the world.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

You heard the man; click the image! (Access code: 5tr@v!n5k3)

- Prime Minister Pravin Lal

 

[Tee Kay]

Thorvald, have I told you how much I love you?

 

[Ailedhoo]

-On France 2, after the rerunning of “Spies of the North Star” came the following advertisement (yes! Even socialist countries have them) for “So what is your view on the matter” with Victor Miles standing proud.-

Hello viewers! In a few hour times I will be heading a debate with the Commune’s Treasurer Thomas Merkel, the Communist Party’s Chairman on Foreign Affair Nicholas Daviau, a professor of Socialist Revolution Studies at the University of Paris Henry Marchand , famed civil rights lawyer Paul St Martin and our most special of guest the Spanish Minister of Economics Ioannis Kapodistrias.

We will be debating on matters such as:

*The general economical condition of the globe, with special talks on socialist economic models.

*The recent controversies over the Premier’s decision to allow the Spanish to control Corsica.

* A debate on whether it was correct to give permission to Spain to claim the Netherland.

*The new found alliance we have made with the Glorious Socialist Republic of New Sinhala, with the Premier already on his way to visit our new found comrades.

And finally...

• Nazi Copyright: how the Downfall Gang has responded to parodies of them, with the claim over Coruscant’s parody reference to them.

So we will you at –insert random time here-

 

[christos200]

*The recent controversies over the Premier’s decision to allow the Spanish to control Corsica.

* A debate on whether it was correct to give permission to Spain to claim the Netherland.

1) Corsica has Spanish population.

2) Netherlands were under Spanish control from 1581–1713.

 

[GenMarshall]

You heard the man; click the image!

Link to video.

 

[Robert Can't]

Dang...

You're making the rest of us look bad.

 

[Omega124]

King Arthur of Camelot is so impressed with this "motion video" you uptimers use, that we are personally sending Sir Robin to be a diplomat to the Downfall gang
"I never agreed to-"

"SHUT UP"

He shall arrive by the end of the year, assuming the wind blows favorably in our direction. Good luck and godspeed

 

[Ailedhoo]

To my dearest sister Jain.

I look at Britain and see a place that seems to echo the Dark Ages. That said the King of the English may be another trading partner for the French Commune. This is why I am giving you a diplomatic mission to go and see King Arthur. You will be flown to England. Try and ask him to accept a trade deal with us.

May you succeed in your mission.

Abel

 

[Omega124]

France: You godless, kingless people are even weirder than those "face-is-it" states with a crownless king. So we reject your proposal

We see you have a short attention span.

 

[spaceman98]

We would like to offer a trade agreement to Hawaii, a proud ally of our trading partner. Would you be willing to trade pacific fish for Siberian furs?

 

[Ailedhoo]

To Jain

I have heard of how the swine that is the King of England rejected our deal! Still your still are not without a mission. I think it is a good idea that we set trade with Siberia. Go forth and offer them our wines. For their lumber with will offer some factory produce. We may even offer them cars.

Good luck on your quest.

Abel.

 

[Tani Coyote]

Order lock in about 24 hours.

Orders needed from:

-Straightlinia
-Unicornia
-MINWstan
-Persia
-Denmarji
-Camelot
-Zulu
-Australia
-Kampuchea
-Zanzibar

 

[Graceheart the Leopard]

I already posted my orders.

 

[bestrfcplayer]

"Yesterday, we have received shocking news. Our King, George Willis I, has died." Said a government Representative. "I know that you all are as shocked as I am. But, we have received word that his 17 year old son, George Willis II, will be taking over effective tomorrow. Today, we morn the death of our beloved king. His last words were 'Son, I here by grant you as king. And as my last orders, and your first, I would like you to send some of your best explores to explore this land called New Zealand.' While it is strange that those are his last words, we will with out a doubt, carry out his last orders. Now George II, would you please step over hear and read the King's Oath."

Kings Oath.
I pledge my allegiance to the people of Australia. My rule shall be aimed for the betterment of our people. I shall work with my advisers with the best of my ability, and to use my God given rights to rule with compassion, reason and sensibility. I shall speak no lies to the people, and shall not put them through the hellish state of war. Knowing that if I fail the people, my crown can be taken away from me if the people deem me unfit to rule (side note; a ruler shall be deemed unfit if his approval rating falls below 10%). I now place my hand on this bible, and start my reign as (insert name here), the (xth) King of Australia. May my friends from the Outback welcome me into their kingdom.

claims: (light blue)

Spoiler :

Diplomacy:

To Hawaii
From Australia/Aussieland

The Australian government wishes that you do not expand any more in Indonesia. That area is rightfully ours -sphere of influence- and we demand that you do not colonize any more in that area.

 

[GenMarshall]

Hanna sends her sympathies to the late King of Australia.

 

[Tani Coyote]

I already posted my orders.

I'm checking after the update, but the only results "Farsight" is getting when typed into Ctrl+F is signatures quoting you.

 

[Graceheart the Leopard]

Seriously?

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

We've had one turn since.