I did not say religion. I said made up gods.
The Pastafarians worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It's a blob of spaghetti credited with divine powers. I'd call that a made-up god.
Spend some time on the Cheezburger.com site, and you'll see people actually praying to Ceiling Cat (not the one that peeks through a hole when you're engaged in personal activities - this version of Ceiling Cat is simply any white-haired cat). Some have expressed the ages-long battle between good and evil as a supernatural battle between Longcat (a white cat) and Tacgnol (a black cat). Some refer to black cats as Basement Cat - aka something evil.
There is nothing in the account that God said they could not have children. In fact it said to be fruitful and multiply. They were to subdue the whole earth. So much for environmentalism.
I'll agree with you on this point. And the way it's interpreted today is "why bother cleaning up the planet? Jesus is coming back any day now/I'm going to heaven so who cares about the oil spills, filthy water, unbreathable air, and extinct species?"
I tend to think that the Enuma Elish is not talking about the creation event though. I think they are talking about the event that happened in 2400 BC. That was the event that caused the Flood, and broke up the crust to allow continental movement.

Oh, please. Continents have been forming and breaking up for billions of years. Even Pangaea, the one we know most about, started breaking up hundreds of millions of years ago. That's a hell of a lot longer ago than a mere 4400 years.
That is why the Asteroid belt never formed a planet it is a destroyed planet.
There's not enough material in the asteroid belt to even begin to make a planet. It's not like the chase scene Han and Leia had in
The Empire Strikes Back. The asteroid belt is pretty spread out. You're not going to trip over an asteroid every other step.
Before the Flood event. The earth was totally different which allowed for longer ages and for reptiles to live and grow larger.
I assume your 'longer ages' refers to the ridiculous figures given for characters like Methuselah? Newsflash: humans and dinosaurs (what I assume you mean by your reference to large reptiles) did not co-exist. There are over 60 million years between the last non-avian dinosaur and the first humans.
The Hebrews were the only ones who had knowledge of the world before the Flood. There were items that survived the Flood. This is how they started to create the stories of the "gods before the Flood". That and the fact that humans can still interact with the other dimension to some extent.
What other dimension? There are only three that we can experience directly - four, if you count time as a dimension. Not that this was something the Hebrews knew about. But honestly, have you never studied anything about ancient civilizations that weren't connected to Christianity?
There were civilizations that predated the Hebrews by thousands of years. There were people in North America thousands of years before
them. It's ludicrous to say that the Hebrews were the only ones who had knowledge of the world before this flood (that never really happened).
I would say that religion is more of a control tool. It is a belief system that is used to mold the way human's view life. It is also a mechanism for like minded individuals to come together in agreement.
Okay, I'll agree with these statements. From an anthropological perspective, religion provides a kind of "social glue" that can help a society maintain social cohesion. However, if that society decides to punish individuals who choose not to believe, then the religion has become a means of control and the result is injustice and, eventually, violence. If the religion is one that preaches peace and love, inflicting violence on non-believers is not something that makes me respect that religion.
It's important to not dig in your heels on the definition of 'theory' too much. Firstly, it has an obvious colloquial use. As well, though, it doesn't have a robustly held scientific definition, either. Now, the word 'theory' in 'Theory of Evolution' does mean something different than "I have a theory that you ate my cookies while I was away", but that's just something the conversationalists should strive to agree upon, rather than fight about.
I've collaborated between sciences, and their colloquial uses of the words were different from ours.
This thread is an attempt to convince us that the bible and Babylonian myths are equivalent to science texts. Therefore, the scientific definition of theory should be applied. These myths are not proper scientific theories. They're notions.
And of course you don't have a single stitch of evidence for all this Star Trek stuff, do you?
Even the crap that is Abramstrek makes a tiny smidgen more sense than this nonsense. Including magic transporters and magic blood that zaps a dead person back to life in less than 5 minutes.
You asked him a question but I cant because you're more educated?
Where did I ever say you couldn't ask Lorizael a question? Ask him on the site where you know him, or register at AC2 and ask him there. We've got a whole section of that place that's dedicated to science discussions.
Re-read my post. My own formal astronomy education hasn't been great because not many schools around here think it's important at all. But I've taken every astronomy class that's been offered, and the rest has been private, independent study. Lorizael is in a current astronomy program at university, so I thought he would be a reasonable person to ask about this stuff you've been saying. I'm actually trying to find something that would corroborate your claim that Earth formed in the asteroid belt.
But I can't. I haven't found anything at all from reputable astronomy sites that backs up your tale. Lorizael isn't a member here, and he's got no reason to lie to me. I didn't even mention your name when I asked him.
Why would we know it? I believe it existed, the surrounding cultures have legends about the city. And I'm inclined to believe an air burst destroyed it, although I cant rule out a weapon used by god.
Your "belief" does not mean it actually did. As for legends, there are legends about Ogopogo, a freshwater "sea monster" that lives in Okanagan Lake in British Columbia. Nobody's ever proved such a creature is real, though. I doubt anyone ever will. That reward money is going to go unclaimed forever.
IF there was a city named Sodom, and IF it was destroyed by fire, why couldn't it just be a normal fire? Fires happen, either by arson. lightning, or human carelessness. Many years ago I was watching an archaeology documentary in which it was theorized that it could have been a natural gas leak and someone happened to light a fire in the wrong place at the wrong time. Some fires get really, really hot, depending on what caused them and what there was in the way of fuel to keep it burning. No weapons or gods are required.
I posted the link for Lexicus to show our water came from the asteroid belt. You complained my link didn't say the Earth formed at the asteroid belt. Where is your link proving your point?
This became tiresome a loooong time ago. The conversation is basically this:
Berzerker: Earth formed in the asteroid belt. That's why Earth and Vesta have water with the same properties.
Valka: Got a link for that?
Berzerker: (posts link)
Valka (after reading the article): This article doesn't say anything at all about Earth forming in the asteroid belt.
Berzerker: I don't care. I believe Earth formed in the asteroid belt. Prove it didn't.
And so on and so on and so on...
The ice age was ending and seas would rise over 300 ft within 3-4 millennium in spite of the Younger Dryas cooling. If an ocean impact was involved the resulting tsunamis would have disrupted ice shelves and buried coastal populations. Sitchin thought a gravitational tug from "Marduk" triggered the Flood.
My point is that much of the Northern Hemisphere was locked into an ice age. Ice literally covered everything. The place where I'm sitting right now, typing this post, was under a couple of miles of ice. Even today I see the evidence of it, with the debris the glaciers left behind as they retreated.
How much evidence do I see for a global flood happening on top of this 2-mile-thick ice sheet? None. Zip. Zilch. ZERO.
I think its possible the Earth formed at the asteroid belt. You dont. I didn't see Lori taking a side.
Lorizael answered what I asked. If he wants to jump into this argument, he knows where it is.
The difference is that I consulted a science student to find out if he knew of any reliable references I could go to to confirm your notions. You consulted someone who writes pseudoscientific nonsense and ancient mythology.
You can read about the battle between Marduk and Tiamat online in 5-10 minutes.
In that same amount of time I could do several turns in my Civ game, write several paragraphs of my NaNoWriMo entry, or clean the cats' litter box. Any of those would be a more productive use of my time.
I thought you were dropping his name because of his expertise in the field of astronomy. If he doesn't study religion he'd be no more informed than a book critic who doesn't read the books they're criticizing.
Lawrence Krauss is an astrophysicist who is also an atheist. Considering that he regularly debates creationists and Muslims and has partnered with Richard Dawkins in some of his speaking tours, I'd give him credit for at least having read the bible and doing some of his own studying.
it comes from Mesopotamian myth and I dont think we're too far from the ability to produce an ape/human hybrid if we wanted
Why on earth would anyone want to do that?

Humans ARE apes. We're the most capable at manipulating our environment through the use of technology and adapting to new conditions, but it doesn't negate the fact of our place in the animal kingdom.
Think of it this way: It is plausible that there was no Mediterranean. There was only one sea, and it surrounded one land mass.
Not during historical human times, there wasn't. Aside from the odd island or peninsula here and there, the continents were as they are today.
All the humans were placed on the western part of this land mass that included the area that is known today as Africa and Europe as one. It was not until after the Flood when the earth was divided, and the two continents separated. The Mediterranean is the oldest divide and the one with the least amount of history. While it was produced by melting ice that formed immediately after the Flood, eventually there was no more ice other than the current ice caps, and the levels of the oceans stopped rising and filling the Med. The Med emptied out into the Black Sea, back into the Atlantic, or just dried up.
Current theory states that the Mediterranean had dried up, but was revived 5.3 million years ago when the Atlantic Ocean flooded the area via the Strait of Gibraltar (
Source).
That's pre-humans.
Today during the summer months the ice on the polar caps melts and during the winter months it re-forms. That started with the Flood.
You have very odd notions of geology and meteorology. Earth's water cycle has done its thing for billions of years. No humans are required for ice caps to melt and re-freeze. This did not need a mythical flood to get it going.
There was a period because of all the geological action that could have blocked out the sun that allowed for ice to form quicker and larger ice fields over the continents. Since the Flood there has been an equilibrium and ice ages no longer exist like they did after the Flood. In fact they have found a Mammoth frozen alive with undigested food in their stomachs. That would not take days, much less thousands of years to accomplish, but hours. The argument is that such actions need time, and there is no proof that that is true. Saying that dating shows there has allegedly been time, is not the same as saying that such time is necessary. A frozen Mammoth proves it is not necessary.
Ice ages come and go. We're just in a warm period right now. As for a mammoth that died of hypothermia, so what? It doesn't really take that long to die of hypothermia.
I would contend that even the Mediterranean as the divide between Europe and Africa happened was not a news worthy event because it was always a never ending occurrence of filling and emptying up to a possible 7 times. Even the influx of the Sea Peoples that keep coming up in the narrative of some text from Anatolia to the Levant, and the last major push into Egypt has been noted as a possible geological event. It sounds like a people who came and left as the sea dried up, and filled back in again. These people were displaced by geological events, and were known as great warriors. They came in ships as well as by land. The last time never being able to return to their home (Atlantis?). The term referring to the people who lived near the Atlantic, but after the Mediterranean filled up the last time, they could never return to their homeland.
That was over FIVE MILLION YEARS AGO. There were no Egyptians then. There were no Sea Peoples then. There was no Atlantis then (not that Atlantis has ever been proven to have existed). There weren't even any humans then.
Some here ... mock me when I explain that the natural events that they claim happened over millions of years did happen while people in the near east lived through them.
If you would stop claiming that all this stuff happened when we know it couldn't possibly have happened, the mockery would cease.