“While we initially worried about offering refunds, we here at Sony feel a game riddled with bugs and poor performance was perfectly appropriate for the year 2020,” explained Sony Interactive spokesperson Karen Fukiyama. “Now that Cyberpunk has been retconned as taking place during the current year, the sluggish framerates and disappointing visuals all make perfect sense.”
The malfunctioning game, initially set in the futuristic dystopia of 2077, proved surprisingly easy for developers
CD Projekt Red to re-contextualize in the year 2020. “It all just kinda fit,” described program lead Christian Werks. “The bugs in the game create an overall sense of frustration and despair – perfect for getting the player in a 2020 headspace.”
“Plus, the original Cyberpunk setting has everyone talking into screens all the time, dressing in weird clothes, and a bunch of casual ableism and transphobia – that all sounds like our current garbage year of 2020 to me,” exclaimed Werks proudly.