IOTer Diplomacy I

Ill finish up France as the Progressive Republicans
 
An Announcement to the Reichstag

Herr Sprecher, the Centrist Party of Germany, in light of the disappointing failure to win all seats in the Reichstag in the last election, would like to clarify its position.

Herr Sprecher, the Centrist Party of Germany believes in the brotherhood of all German people. We are consequently ever on the lookout for avenues to aid and cooperate with our southern brothers, the Austrians. We pledge that a Centrist government will stand by Vienna through thick and thin, without question. This is how families work - the friends of my brother are my friends, and so his enemies are my enemies. We know the Austrian people feel the same way.

Herr Sprecher, according to the laws of the first Reich, that of the Holy Roman Empire of the German People, the official religion of every province was left to the discretion of the ruler of that province. In that light, the Centrist Party of Germany feels it is both right and just to support a freedom of religion for each province of this second Reich.

Herr Sprecher, the German people have ever been the greatest nation in Europe. Historic defeats, particularly at the hands of Richelieu and again of Napoleon, have robbed us of our greatness. We Centrists aim to retake our ancient birthright, and reestablish German dominance over the Continent. We know that the other powers of Europe do not mean to idly stand by as they lose what they have stolen, thus we Centrists understand that for Germany to take her place on the throne of Europe, force will be required.

Lastly, Herr Sprecher, Germany must have a means of exercising its vital powers, and that means, whatever shape it may take, will be produced through German industry. Let it be known to all the industrialists of Europe that Germany is a friendly host and ready customer. The Centrist Party of Germany will take every means it can to encourage the growth of German industry, for German industry will carry us to our destiny now made manifest.

Thank you, Herr Sprecher.

Ernst von Hinten, Centrist Party Leader
 
The German people are outraged at the sudden outburst of Canadian conservatism in Germany. :D

The people of Berlin are thoroughly impressed by the Centrist policies, particularly the bit about taking the throne of Europe.

The people of Ruhr like the industrial and religious policies of the Centrist party.

The people of Munich are worried that the Centrists may be falling to the Protestant ways, but are reassured by the promise of peace with Austria.
 
Wait. Does this mean the game has started?
 
He said RP could start at any time, back in the OP. So I started.

That Conservative comment was apter than I care to admit. Ouch. :D

Erich von Hinten will tour Munich province, promising to uphold their Catholicism. It is no more right to force Protestantism on Catholics than it is to force Catholicism on Protestants. This, and tradition, dictates Centrist religious policy.
 
The "Mr. Speaker" at the start of every paragraph had me imagining one of those fraudulently-elected, loosemouthed Harper cronies talking in Parliament. :lol:

Wait. Does this mean the game has started?

Game will start sometime this week. If no one claims the English Conservatives, I might request that Ailed or Robert switch to them, so that there are no NPCs in the first round.
 
Actually the Mr. Speaker line is what every MP in every parliament says. Its the formal way of debating when in parliament.

So its more clever roleplaying then being one of Harpers followers.
 
And yet they aren't mutually exclusive.
 
:rolleyes: Of course I know that. I'm just saying that my mind has this tendency to correlate "Mr. Speaker" with lengthy discourses explaining exactly why I'm safer without the gun registry or how any challenge to CRAP power is in fact a Separtist conspiracy.
 
Leader of the newly-elected Liberali d'Italia party Vincenzo Rusafio speaks to the nation over a radio broadcast.

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People of Italy. I welcome you. To this, a new era. I realize we do not agree right now. This is something I seek to rectify. No matter what happens, the Italian people must unite. We are brethren in blood and arms alike, and we must fight as one if we are to succeed. Whatever our course may be, together, we will chart our own path through the stars.

Once upon a time, Italy was the seat of a great empire. The greatest in all of time, for not only did we conquer vast territories of land, but we ruled wisely. We did not dictate with an iron fist, but with an open hand. Like a family, the nations of Europe rose out of our body to greatness, greatness in no small part attributed to the Romans, to our ancestors.

Yet, our own petty squabbling destroyed us. For while the children of England, France, Spain and others rose to greatness, Italy proper dis not fare so well. Perhaps the rich Venetians could have risen above, of the resourceful Tuscans. The valiant men of Naples to the south, or perhaps Rome itself. Much to my regret and disgrace, none managed to come together. They fell to their siblings and cousins in other countries, the seat of Ancient Rome itself was stormed.

I pledge, solemnly and straightforward, to not let this happen again. If Italy's sovereignty is to be respected, we must once again prove out mettle. Me must expand, and rebuild our birthright from scratch. Many of you in the south may hear this a piece of good news. I hope that is so.

And while some of my own comrades from Tuscany may oppose me on this, I wish to relay a message to them. Peace. Peace is good. It is healthy, wealthy, and much more. I do not think it is an option. It...pains me. To say this. But we cannot sit and wait while others grow in strength and power. If the choice is between aggression, or subjugation, I choose aggression. As did our ancestors. When Rome was threatened, it did not curl up into a ball, but attacked the threat directly. This same principle will guide me.

A number of you may wish to hear my thoughts of foreign powers. France, Austria, and Turkey in particular. Many people in different parts of the country are demanding we invade them. I say now, we cannot. While I will not allow any of these nations to interfere with our nation or its interests, they do not have to be enemies. IT is well documented that Austria and Venice were once enemies. Yet, it was not always so. The Austrians and Venetians once fought, and died together. Lepanto, a great battle against the invading Turks of the time. Enemies turned ally. Comrades in arms against a common foe. Our allegiances will take a similar path. While I have no doubt war will come against at least one of these countries, why should we alienate those who could aid us. My final word? Patience. We will know soon enough who would cooperate with us, and who would conquer us.

Goodnight, Italia, may you find peace before the oncoming storm.


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People of Germany, I Otto Von Ludviht, Chancelor of the German Empire and leader of the Social Democrats would like to say the dangers that lie in the Centrist policies and the policies of my Party.

Herr Sprecher, the German people have ever been the greatest nation in Europe. Historic defeats, particularly at the hands of Richelieu and again of Napoleon, have robbed us of our greatness. We Centrists aim to retake our ancient birthright, and reestablish German dominance over the Continent. We know that the other powers of Europe do not mean to idly stand by as they lose what they have stolen, thus we Centrists understand that for Germany to take her place on the throne of Europe, force will be required.

First, this is a very wrong policy. And one that could destroy the Empire. The Centrists believe in aggression against our neighbors. They say that they want Germany to take over all of Europe.

But this will prove disastrous for the Reich. Because Germany has not the power to fight against all powers of Europe. And if Germany is over-aggressive, then Russia, France and the British, and maybe more nations, will unite against us.

Do you, German people, think that the major powers of Europe will allow Germany to invade France or Russia or an other major power, without uniting against us? And do you think that if we invade a major European power, no one will help them? Do you think that we have the power to fight all of Europe alone?

The policy proposed by the Centrists will lead to the isolation and destruction of Germany. If the Centrists take power and decide to implement this policy, the defeat of Germany shall be total.

We, of the Social Democrats, support an expansion of Germany into Belgium and Sweden, both Germanic lands, and a balance of power in Europe.

Herr Sprecher, the Centrist Party of Germany believes in the brotherhood of all German people. We are consequently ever on the lookout for avenues to aid and cooperate with our southern brothers, the Austrians. We pledge that a Centrist government will stand by Vienna through thick and thin, without question. This is how families work - the friends of my brother are my friends, and so his enemies are my enemies. We know the Austrian people feel the same way.

We support a realistic policy. We shall help the Austrians as long as they consult us about any major actions in their foreign policy and as long as they do not start a war with a major power of Europe. Austria is an ally of Germany, but, as we must help them, they must try to follow a policy of peace in Europe, and mainly in the Balkans. Germany shall not go at war with a major power block of Europe because of Austrian expansion in Balkans that might annoy Russia and it's allies. However, if Austria is forced into a war or is invaded, Germany shall help Austria.

The Social Democrats also support a strong industry. The Industry of Germany must support the expansion of the German Army and Navy. A strong industry is the key to German success. Without strong industry, Germany will not be able to survive.

We also support a balance between the navy and the army. A strong navy, without an equally strong army, will not be able to help Germany in case of war. A strong army, without a strong navy, will limit the operation of our army and, in case of war with a naval power, it could prove to be disastrous.

I hope that the German people will not be fooled with promises of greatness and think that domination in Europe is easy. Over-expansion and rhetoric of hatred against our neighbors could cause the whole of Europe to unite against Germany. We must follow a realistic policy instead of thinking that Mr. Ernst von Hinten is a wizard and will suddenly give us all of Europe. Follow your logic.
 
What do the Germans think about my speech?
 
Herr Sprecher, I can think of no surer way to cause the death of the Empire than through passivity. Yes, it is moronic to fight a war on two fronts. It is monumentally so to fight a war on five. The Centrists, being the party of rationalism, intelligence, and reason, do not advocate this policy. We support, rather, calculation and diplomacy. Firstly we support the reintegration of all defenceless countries within range of German protection, including Denmark, Holland (both of whom are mysteriously absent from the plans of the Social Democrats), and, yes, Belgium and potentially Sweden.

Herr Sprecher, my - ah - esteemed colleague has not made mention of any nation who IS capable of self-defence, except to parrot Centrist policy on Austria and openly antagonize Russia. Yes, it is conceivable that we should find ourselves at war with Russia, just as it is conceivable that we should find ourselves at war with any power in Europe. Far from being a man of peace, the Chancellor wishes to provoke the largest of our neighbours. To me, this shows that his aides have woefully misled him to the point of insanity. The Centrists do not advocate war with Russia, unless Russia should desire war with Germans.

On our industrial policy, I again find the Social Democrats parroting Centrist policy. This extravagant imitation of the opposition seen again and again tells me they are only vaguely capable of independent thought - they did manage to come up with their own name, after all - and suggests the Social Democrats are not fit to govern Germany.

Thus I ask the people, Herr Sprecher, I ask the people what they see in the Social Democrats. I myself see that I could not more easily find or running about a barnyard with its head cut off.

Herr Sprecher, Herr Sozialdemokrat has not provided anything beyond a denouncement of Centrist policy. He has given us promises, yes, of lands contested between us and Russia, France and England. I can think of no surer way to get Europe to unite against Germany. His policies are reckless and self-destructive reinterpretations of Centrist policies. In the case of religious matters, I notice he has failed to give us any policy at all. The Centrists have demonstrated we can address the issues important to Germans. I ask the German people, Herr Sprecher, to let us prove we will.
 
Herr Sprecher, I can think of no surer way to cause the death of the Empire than through passivity.

Except that we never proposed passivity.

Yes, it is moronic to fight a war on two fronts. It is monumentally so to fight a war on five.

So you admit that your policies are wrong.

Yes, it is conceivable that we should find ourselves at war with Russia, just as it is conceivable that we should find ourselves at war with any power in Europe. Far from being a man of peace, the Chancellor wishes to provoke the largest of our neighbours. To me, this shows that his aides have woefully misled him to the point of insanity.

Austria is an ally of Germany, but, as we must help them, they must try to follow a policy of peace in Europe, and mainly in the Balkans. Germany shall not go at war with a major power block of Europe because of Austrian expansion in Balkans that might annoy Russia and it's allies.

I think that this solves everything.

On our industrial policy, I again find the Social Democrats parroting Centrist policy. This extravagant imitation of the opposition seen again and again tells me they are only vaguely capable of independent thought - they did manage to come up with their own name, after all - and suggests the Social Democrats are not fit to govern Germany.

Except that we supported industrial growth long before you. You are the ones who copied us. In fact, in Prussia you were elected because of your anti-industrial policies.

OOC: If you see the provinces in Germany, the Centrists were against the industry, while the Social Democrats supported industry:

Prussia: 1 seat, Centrist
Anti-Russian
Militarist
Anti-Industrial

Silesia: 1 seat, Social Democrat
Anti-French
Militarist
Industrial

Ruhr: 1 seat, Social Democrat
Industrial
Annexationalist: Belgium
Anti-French

Berlin: 2 seats, Social Democrat
Navalist
Annexationalist: Sweden
Industrial

Munich: 2 seats, Centrist
Catholic
Militarist
Pro-Austrian
It says nothing about Industry.

So the only ones that voted you, where those who did not supported Industry. So you cpied us.

IC:

Thus I ask the people, Herr Sprecher, I ask the people what they see in the Social Democrats. I myself see that I could not more easily find or running about a barnyard with its head cut off.

I see that the Centrists are populists who copy the Social Democrats and try to isolate Germany from the world.

He has given us promises, yes, of lands contested between us and Russia, France and England.

1) We have our own allies. As we speak now, we make diplomatic deals.

2) We know how to also use diplomacy, instead of you who know only to use war.
 
It is true that one-third of the Centrist powerbase rejects our industrialist policy. Assuming it to be the only consideration of Prussians is wildly inaccurate. Likewise the Industrial provinces have concerns other than Industrialization. The Centrists have always supported industry; any indication that we support an anti-Industrial policy speaks to the power of Centrist philosophy to provide solutions for all Germans. In fact, the evidence at hand finds the Centrists advocating Industrialism before anyone else.

I ask you, Herr Sprecher, to remember this statement not three days old:
By the way, Russians, Sweden will be annexed into Germany. So glory to the Reich!!
While its existence has apparently taken its leave of Herr Sozialdemokrat's mind, rest assured the Centrists, the German people, and - critically - the Russians do remember. Such flagrant tactlessness will ruin us.

And again - the list of missteps grows as long as my arm, Herr Sprecher - the Social Democrats have forsaken Austria in the event of "Austrian expansion in Balkans that might annoy Russia and it's [sic] allies". I assure you, Herr Sprecher, any Austrian expansion whatsoever will annoy someone. Thus I accuse the Social Democrats of abandoning Austria outright, with only empty words despereately trying to mask the hypocrisy.

Herr Sprecher, we have already advocated diplomacy. Why do the Social Democrats claim we only know war? When the Centrists come to power, one thing that will be conspicuously absent will be the self-destructive war that our poorly informed colleagues claim is our specialty.

Furthermore, the government claims to have allies, claims to have even the rudiments of a grasp on diplomacy. If they would care to enlighten us are to the particulars of their negotiation, that would assuage my fears - and the fears of the Reich - that they are not blatantly lying to save face. Empty statements from those in a position to act are worrisome at best.
 
OOC: This was an OOC joke.
 
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