Is bigfoot eating our kids

[Archbob]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuab1N26pDU

Its a three part video labeling cases of missing people in woods, forests, and national parks in the United States. The most compelling case was the case of a 6-yr old boy who vanished. People further down the mountain saw something carrying something on their shoulders and reported it to the FBI, who dismissed it, even though it was the only lead they had at the time.

Now, I don't know if I believe in Subterranean bigfoots(too much of a stretch) but the FBI seems to be hiding something here.

 

[TomYo689]

It says sasquatch

 

[Core Imposter]

The thing we tend not to grasp is the shear size and nearly impenetrable terrain thats out there. Western NC for example, I've gone out on a whim for hikes and several times I thought I wouldn't make it back.

Most of the people who go permanently missing are injured in places they can't get out of in my view.

 

[AlpsStranger]

Yeah, I agree with Cooper on this one. As neat as Bigfoot being real would be I think it's more likely that they broke their leg and fell in a dip they couldn't climb out of or something. It could also, frankly, be a human murderer or something like that.

 

[Bugfatty300]

Bigfoot hasn't hasn't posted here in a longtime, though I'm sure he isn't eating children.

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

Bigfoot hasn't hasn't posted here in a longtime, though I'm sure he isn't eating children.

This was my thought as well. Bigfoot's a nice guy, he wouldn't hunt and eat kids!

 

[ParkCungHee]

All signs point to Sasquatch being omnivorous, so it is possible for one to eat a human child.

 

[Cutlass]

Free range children would actually be an easy and nutritious meal for bigfoots.

 

[Zack]

Now, I don't know if I believe in Subterranean bigfoots(too much of a stretch) but the FBI seems to be hiding something here.

I love these (people trying to distance themselves from an unpopular opinion they secretly believe). It's like when someone says, "Say, I have a friend who..." or "Now, I'm no racist, but..."

 

[Core Imposter]

If bigfoot ain't real then why did Homeland Security buy 1.6 billion rounds of hollow point ammunition?

 

[ParkCungHee]

Shooting people.

 

[Archbob]

Well, I really don't buy the theory of a bigfoot that lives underground. I mean for any species to sustain itself, there needs to be a breeding population of several hundred at least. I find it hard to believe we haven't found any physical evidence.

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

If bigfoot ain't real then why did Homeland Security buy 1.6 billion rounds of hollow point ammunition?

Stimulus package.

 

[Archbob]

If bigfoot ain't real then why did Homeland Security buy 1.6 billion rounds of hollow point ammunition?

Does it really take 1.6 million rounds to kill an ape, even a really big one?

 

[Dachs]

Does it really take 1.6 million rounds to kill an ape, even a really big one?

You think there are a thousand Bigfoots (Bigfeet?) at large in the United States? What is this, an invasion? Call out the National Guard and DHS, there's a regiment of Sasquatches on the loose

 

[Murky]

If bigfoot ain't real then why did Homeland Security buy 1.6 billion rounds of hollow point ammunition?

Prepping for the Zombie Apocalypse to come.

 

[Formaldehyde]

The first day of May gets closer with every passing day. Have you bought your assault weapon and a thousand rounds of ammo yet?

 

[Archbob]

You think there are a thousand Bigfoots (Bigfeet?) at large in the United States? What is this, an invasion? Call out the National Guard and DHS, there's a regiment of Sasquatches on the loose

Unless bigfoots are immortal, they'd die out unless they have a good breeding population.

 

[Formaldehyde]

Perhaps that is why they are snatching kids.

 

[Archbob]

Perhaps that is why they are snatching kids.

Your suggestion they have advanced technology in genetic engineering to turn human kids into bigfoot kids?