Is "don't ask don't tell" an acceptable policy?

[Borachio]

But why do you have such an interest in farting, Oldschooler?

Do you suffer from trapped wind yourself?

Have you ever lit your own?

 

[caketastydelish]

But why do you have such an interest in farting, Oldschooler?

Do you suffer from trapped wind yourself?

Have you ever lit your own?

I have passed gas, yes.

It has caused much embarrassment.

 

[Borachio]

Well, light it then. The stench problem is substantially alleviated. I have heard.

 

[Arakhor]

By the laws of quantum porn mechanics: There may not have previously been any fetish porn sites about men in uniform farting, but now that you have mentioned it, such sites have always existed.

Rule 34. Rule 34!

 

[Borachio]

Are you a Rule 34 fetishist?

Does that excite you, at all?

 

[Arakhor]

I really don't want to know if Rule 34 has itself been recursed!

 

[Borachio]

But think how hawt that might be!

 

[azzaman333]

I really don't want to know if Rule 34 has itself been recursed!

Well, it exists, so there must be porn of it.

 

[hobbsyoyo]

I cleared a room today. I'm so ashamed of myself.

 

[sophie]

I think "hit and run" should be defined as a felony under the law, and prosecutable for damages.

 

[Angst]

i don't get what this thread is satiring

 

[Luckymoose]

Are you comparing gay people to farts? That's rasist!

I will. Both are natural things that society shouldn't frown on.

 

[Borachio]

i don't get what this thread is satiring

"Don't ask, don't tell" was (or is?) the US Army policy on homosexuality, I believe.

Anyhoo, has anybody every had the problem of lingerage/trappage in clothing? Boiler suits, wet suits and such?

 

[hobbsyoyo]

Was policy Borachio; Obama ditched it.

 

[Zack]

i don't get what this thread is satiring

Don't ask.

 

[Arakhor]

Don't ask.

Don't tell.

 

[azzaman333]

i don't get what this thread is satiring

It'd be overly generous to describe this thread as satire.

 

[Zack]

"Slapstick" would be more appropriate. Of course, that isn't to say it's not funny.

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

"Slapstick" would be more appropriate. Of course, that isn't to say it's not funny.

Yeah. I've wanted to be Mo and clunk Borachio and Oldschooler's heads together, Stooges style.

 

[hobbsyoyo]

But why do you have such an interest in farting, Oldschooler?

Do you suffer from trapped wind yourself?

Have you ever lit your own?

Terrible idea, I'm afraid. I knew a kid in high school who had to spend a while in the hospital when the flames when up his rectum and scorched his colon.